8.4 @rwmulvey: @stoolpresidente what do you think the avg. BAC was last night for the rant line? 2.5? 3.0?
Just deposited money into a new Citizens ATM. MIND BLOWN
Fanduel tonight. Giving the ball to Clay. Last call to join and get your ass kicked http://t.co/muqMOuUovB
Nick Saban On Being Called The Devil: “It’s Terribly Disappointing” Am I the only one with tears in my eyes regarding this quote.
Recapping The Week At the Stool....It's the Bro Show Yo.... http://t.co/f8gaR1QqvF
And the answer is Erin Heatherton. I feel like Elaine in the Keith Hernandez Seinfeld episode right now. I honestly don’t know who I’m jealous of more. Leonardo Dicaprio because he gets to fuck this chick or this chick because she gets to fuck Leonardo. All I know is I’d have a threesome so fast and if Leo’s dick ends up in my ass in the mayhem then so be it.
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Excellent choice, jew face.
Pres so gay right now Pres
sal paloantonio is a fucking douchbag
Yummo!
- rachel ray
It’s about time we get some smut. As far as the dick in the ass comment you really are leaving us with no doubt as to your preferences aren’t you? I cannot believe you are married. Do you just tell her to ignore everything you write because it’s not true even though it’s 100% true?
This lady is on the Victoria’s secrets B-team
I like how when i click “Sort by Popularity” the comments just sort in some random order each time, having nothing to do with the # of votes. You should give your tech guy a raise Prez.
When Pres finally comes out of the closet it’s going to be less of a shock than it was when Clay Aiken told the world he loves cock.
Prez, I wish you’d have a threesome with a car battery and a set of jumper cables.
Preach on pres, I too would love a threesome with leo and you bro
I would let her go poopies in my litterbox
“if” leo’s dick ended up in my ass…
IF???
Its obvious what part of Basketball Diaries is your favorite scene
Only 7 comments for a vintage Davey Pageviews troll? Not good.
It’s a good thing egotastic.com didn’t get shut down in the big GoDaddy hacking or GTA might have been gone for good.
Back on track, now back to the “Cum Everywhere” jokes. Oh yeah, CUM EVERYWHERE jammed in that cranston
not even trying to hide the egotastic ripoffs on a daily basis. lazy hook nose
Yeah…Leo ending up in your ass. Who’s kidding fucking who? If you Leo and Erin were in a room together, Erin would just sit back wondering what is going on with the this homely heart-attack-waiting-to-happen (again) jew chasing her man around the room.
You and Leo in the same room, some Dave Matthews or Jack Johnson playing in the background…
a backpack with a game cube, a six-pack of wine coolers, a bottle of Axe Body Spray, a big black dildo…