And the answer is Sofia Vergara. I’m not the biggest Sofia Vergara fan going. I know some people go absolutely bonkers for her. I don’t. Her face kind of weirds me out. But having said that how awesome would it be to be the wardrobe malfunction guy here? I mean I don’t care if you’re young, old, male, female, gay straight or what. Automatic free anal penetration here on the guise of trying to fix her dress. Automatic.