Of course D Wayne has a girlfriend
Get fucking Joel Rosario a glass a water to get all the dirt out of his mouth
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I own a horse asshole @smcbride11: Look up how to bet boxes.Quinella, Exacta are decent ways to get good odds.Don't just bet the winner.
Departing is the play. Book it.
And the answer is Sofia Vergara. I’m not the biggest Sofia Vergara fan going. I know some people go absolutely bonkers for her. I don’t. Her face kind of weirds me out. But having said that how awesome would it be to be the wardrobe malfunction guy here? I mean I don’t care if you’re young, old, male, female, gay straight or what. Automatic free anal penetration here on the guise of trying to fix her dress. Automatic.
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I would love to drink her bathwater
Epic Cranston for a chick her age. Fucking love her.
those could be boobs/ass. double whammy when whacking it to
Yeah that face turned me gay too…
Tom Brady’s face made me gay too…
Her voice is horrible, which is why they invited tape.
Best GTA to date!
Two words: Salsa Farts.
Yep, you are gay.
I’d use that thong to make tortilla soup.
And yes, you’re welcome.
Yeah financebroskegs, because all chicks wear g strings around their chest…
Broad needs to start worrying aout those eyebrows. Gonna look like Anthony Davis soon.
speechless….
I think my cock would look inadequate in that giant maw of a kisser, still I’ll glue those cheeks together.
She oozes sex while I am oozing pre-cum.
“Wardrobe Malfunction Guy” == gayball 1000% of the time with chicks this hot. No way in hell a chick this hot let’s a straight hound dog get that close in the wardrobe room, unless she’s banging him. So, unless you like saying “my name is Serg, vud you like your expresso wis a twist of lemon?” No, I would not like to be the wardrobe malfunction guy. But I would like to wear he ass as a hat.
agreed klusk. If I was the wardrobe guy and was that close I would definitely be sniffing that snatch, and then, much like a dog in heat, would not be responsible for whatever happened next.
Her face ain’t weird. But her voice is like nails on a chalkboard.
wait, wait, wait…you think sofia vergara’s face is weird? meanwhile you’ve GTA’d jessica biel a thousand times with out ever acknowledging that she has a weird face? if you tell me that jessica biel is prettier than sofia vergara, there’s just nothing more we can do for you.
what face?
i would suck a fart out of that ass
Chicks with hot bodies have ugly faces and chicks with nice faces are usually fat. Gotta pick one or the other.