And the answer is Rihanna. So last night it became official that Rihanna is banging Chris Brown again. I don’t know why but for some reason that shit is primal. Like she just doesn’t give a fuck that she got the whoop beaten out of her. She wants that dick anyway. Slut needs that dick. Lives on that dick. Craves that dick. Hot as hell. Crazy as hell. Sexy as hell.