Guess That Ass
And the answer is Natasha Oakley. I had to dig deep into my bag of tricks for this one. I got KFC setting his alarm at 2am to steal Sophie Turner from me even though I’m supposed to have first dibs on her for life but whatever. I’ll just come back with the hottest chick nobody has heard of. BAM! Natasha Oakley right in your face. Straight from Australia just fucking shit up with that ass. My old baseball coach used to tell people don’t go to a hatchet fight without a hatchet. I feel like that’s what KFC just walked right into instead of hatchets it’s asses.
Yes! Keep posting those real asses Prez, stay away from Sophie
I want to bite that asshole directly out. That is the best ass I’ve ever seen on GTA.
I hope best buy is having a sale on laptops because my screen is ruined.
way better face than sophie that’s for sure
Stop the fight! Down goes KFC…and his big tits.
Australia coming in hot these days! Untapped smoke potential?
Barstool has officially drained me today. Teach scandal, Emmanulle, and now GTA?? Just threw the jizz rag against the wall. It shattered into 6 pieces.
I would split her like an old piece of firewood.
This chick literally destroying Instagram. Whoever invented the self mirror shot deserves an Emmy.
Defa was a man of many wise tails!
No pressure, but if tonight’s smoke delivers, this day will go down in history as the greatest wake up/gta/smokeshow day of all time. And my balls will be totally drained.
If by digging into your bag of tricks means having someone call you out on her twitter page for not getting her on GTA earlier, then yes, you are a pro.
How old are you asswipes typing comments like “my screen is ruined”, “I would split her like firewood”, “just threw my jizz rag against the wall. It shattered into 6 pieces.”?
My question to you losers is, “Is it?”, “Would you?”, “Did it?”
Go get fucked.
You guys are on you’re fucking A game today, Smokes, Sex scandals, GTA, its like Stollie Christmas!
Wow!’ Tight Jeans is a tight ass!! Why all the masturbatory hatred fella?? Have a beer and lighten up!
Wooo! Did Pres do it again, or did he do it again?
fuck off tight jeans if you dont like it go to chive faggot
MrTightJeans needs to drain a nut or two and relax
MrTightJeans clearly is having a compressed testicle episode….put on some sweats there, Timmy.
Alright… time to hit the office bathroom for the next 3 seconds… smoke like this; that’s all the time I need
uh uh uh uh uh….zzzzzzzzzzzz
finally, a day without jnl. thank christ
I’d lick that from front to back.
Target: Located.
Cumshot: Fired.
Cranston for days…. Score another win for the pres!