And the answer is Natasha Oakley. I had to dig deep into my bag of tricks for this one. I got KFC setting his alarm at 2am to steal Sophie Turner from me even though I’m supposed to have first dibs on her for life but whatever. I’ll just come back with the hottest chick nobody has heard of. BAM! Natasha Oakley right in your face. Straight from Australia just fucking shit up with that ass. My old baseball coach used to tell people don’t go to a hatchet fight without a hatchet. I feel like that’s what KFC just walked right into instead of hatchets it’s asses.