And the answer is Cameron Diaz. Bending over in white pants is like running a wind aided 100 yard dash. Like this should be an automatic cum through your pants situation. Not so much here though. Just kind of blah. And frankly that’s how I feel about Cameron Diaz in general. Blah. I’ve always though she has one of the biggest on screen vs. real life differentials of all time. Blazing hot in The Mask, Something About Mary, etc but never lives up to the hype in candids. Plus she dated Arod so that should tell you something right there.