And the answer is Victoria Justice. Just about the hottest chick on the planet. It’s actually kind of mystifying we don’t talk about her more. It’s probably because she doesn’t appear to be psycho so she’s not in the news a lot. But she is flat perfection. Just so conservative and proper that you just want to wifey the shit out her. Like when I think of the quote “The face that launched a thousand ships” this is what I think of. I wouldn’t even fuck her. I’d make love to her. Spoon city afterwards.