Guess That Ass
And the answer is Jessica Alba. Still one of the hottest chicks around. Not sure what she is doing here though? Shopping for carpet? That looks like fun. See this is what I always remind myself of when I start feeling bad for myself that I’m not rich. Like what would I do differently? I’d probably still sit on my ass all weekend and watch football. Still get nagged by my wife to put away my laundry. Like despite all her fame and fortune and hotness Jessica Alba is still shopping for carpet like a sucker. No different than you or I.
I rub on out to her every time I cum across Into the Blue on cable.
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Some women enjoy that kind of shit, Nostrildomus.
Is she wearing my grandmother’s curtains for pants?
For a chick who’s had 2 kids, I would still take her over 99.9% girls out there. Definitely top 5, maybe even 3 for me.
i would put a pearl necklace on her bow tie.
Does she really have the herp from the ballplayer?
Is that the reason he is extending his career- pay offs for no lawsuits?
pshh guy cant even tell the difference between a carpet and roll of fabric
Where’s the ass? I love Into the Blue, but Alba’s body has been wrecked by all those kids and old age. She’s flat as a board in these shots. Her pants are falling off b/c there is no ass to keep them up.
I am waiting for the “I want to tongue her fartbox” guy to comment. Where are you?
Her tattoo ruins it, fail, said the homosexual commenter
This might sound harsh, but Alba needs a good anal raping. True story.
@torn he may be observing Veterans Day. Ill try to fill in for him.
I would water-board her fartbox until her farts and queefs came out like a bubbler.
Cum, Its running down my leg and now in my shoes, I have squishy feet….
i never thought she was too hot. just kidding im not @denver_stools
With those ham-hocks she calls hands, it moves the needle down a notch.
Final tally: 3 out of 10.
Way to play the “I don’t know the difference between fabric and carpets” Corky card, Prez, that way the first lady never asks you to go shopping with her. Classic idiot savant move. What she CAN ask you to do is throw a Zack Parker Foam Party, however.
koberapes says at November 12, 2012 at 6:14 pm
Is she wearing my grandmother%u2019s curtains for pants?
Those horrible pants probably cost her about $1500. The sad thing is that I’d pay her $3000 for them if she would just take a dump in them first.
I want to tongue-punch her fart box.
Jeez. I must be getting old. This does nothing for me – looks like a kid’s ass. Ain’t enough ass to make a bowl of soup for a blind man. Sure, I’d let her blow me so I could jizz on her face, but her ass? — fehhh….