Guess That Ass
And the answer is Candice Swanepoel.  I LOVE this woman.   I don’t care what she’s wearing, what she’s doing she always takes my breath away. Even with simple shit like this. She’s my #1 chick in the world period. And I think I’ve just decided as I’m writing this to make it my life mission to meet her.  Just drool and cum simultaneously all over the place.
“Just drool and cum simultaneously all over the place.”
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Sounds like a report from your dentist.
run of the mill
You would be ruined for life when the smell hit you after taking those leather pants off. Just a pair of fart catchers.
When she farts, an angel gets its wings.
Bedroom eyes for days
Is it weird that I’m not that into her? Definitely pretty hot but whatever.
Face – 6.3, she’s got a case of man-jaw and a little horse face.
Set – 6.8, ok it’s pretty solid but nothing spectacular
Body -7.1, would be way better if she weren’t so awkward looking. Dumb bitch.
Overall – 7.0, whatever.
Beak…you and her having a child would come out looking like Danny Devito in Batman
An LC post without using cunt? No way that is the real LC…
LC its not weird at all, you aren’t into any women so what would make it different this time around?
Lobstersclaw, you’re a fucking weirdo who probably jerks off to your fantasies about getting analized by brandon spikes
Lobstersclaw, you’re a fucking weirdo who probably jerks off to your fantasies about getting analized by brandon spikes
Lobstersclaw, you’re a fucking weirdo who probably jerks off to your fantasies about getting analized by brandon spikes
Lobstersclaw, you’re a fucking weirdo who probably jerks off to your fantasies about getting analized by brandon spikes
Melanie Iglesias is better. Like a lot better. Not saying this chicks bad by any means, but I would take Melanie without even thinking about it.
She looks like she’s got a dabble of chink in her
She has pierced nipples, so that ups the freak meter and the load meter.
@Phil link or it didn’t happen
LC is an asshole. If she even looked his way, he’d dissolve into a puddle of sweat & feces
giddy up
http://www.hotcelebshome.com/…/candice-swanepoel-topless-photos...
http://gagatrocious.blogspot.com/2011/03/nsfw-candice-swanepoel-pierced-nipple.html
what about bar?
@Phil Thanks, I just closed the blinds at work for this one.
So is it safe to say LobsterClaw craves cock or is ElPres’s alter ego. No way is this dude serious if he’s straight.
LC is alive!!!
On a scale of 1 to 10 she is an 11. My and my buddies are always talking about Candace.
anyone who doesn’t love LC’s commentary either doesn’t get it or has never heard of him. i hope he’s back for good this time…even if that one seemed a little too nice to be him
I’d use her dingleberries for jimmies.
If you want to get your stalker on and meet her just come hang out of 13th St. in between 1st Ave and Ave A in NYC. I’m pretty sure she lives there. I see her on the reg.
Glad to see Lobster Claw is back, finally some hilarity to these GTAs
eh…