Guess That Ass
And the answer is Victoria Secret model Maryna Linchuk. Victoria Secret is flat out relentless. Like I know that’s stating the obvious, but is anybody better at what they do than them? Just an assembly line of perfect pussy. Nobody does it better. Nobody. I can’t even imagine what it would be like to actually be able to fuck one of these chicks. Like imagine walking into a Victoria Secret brothel where all the chicks lineup for you to pick. You could tell me that all but 1 of them had aids and I’d still pay top dollar no questions asked. So worth it.
I’m sure it would be like one of those dreams where you couldn’t land a punch for the life of you.
She has nice eyes and a good body. Meh on the tits and meh on her butt.
Face – 8.2, she’s pretty. Definitely not hot, but pretty. I like your eyes too, ya cunt.
Set – 5.4, get a set of cans and then let’s talk.
Body – 7.5, she obviously keeps herself physically fit but nothing really sticks out to overly impress.
Overall – 7.3, I would probably marry this cunt, no definites or anything. She’s not Vic secret material
The real lobster claw would have given an overall grade of -5.4
@lobster claw. What’s jizz taste like?
When are they going to invent scratch n’ sniff monitors?
This girl is more worthy of one name then that dinosaur Betheny.
@gus watab, didn’t know other people had those! Glad I’m not alone
atleast i want to fuck her.. more than i can say for kfc’s GTA
Lobster, you’re about as queer as a three dollar bill.
Interesting transformation from pic 5-6.
The real lobster is too busy jerking off his boyfriend after a fun time playing video games in his mom’s basement.
if i was one of these chicks i would totally be a prostitute. you realize how much fucking money they could make. like only have to do it like twice a month and be just swimming in cash; i mean std’s too but still
at least put somebody that has an ass on guess that ass. you NE bros need to come down south to see some real sluts one day….fuck
and by “real sluts” you mean fat chicks?
GREAT way to start the day! Stunning.
Guy tying the bikini has got the gay, note extended pinky. I want the full reach-a-round with those stiff little nipples between finger and thumb.
nice cell phone.
I would eat the corn from her shit
looks like a thin Alice Eve… nice!
So essentially you’ve given up looking for thick juicy asses for GTA? Not that the asses on anorexics aren’t sexy…
Holy shit Gus Watab- I hate those fucking dreams!
Hey Pres, the “Victoria Secret brothel” is pretty much any brothel or red light district in Germany, Amsterdam, Belgium, Spain etc. Sure there’s no shortage of gross broads but there’s plenty of smoking hot Eastern Europeans willing to fuck and suck for 50 euros that are just as hot as this chick.
excuse me, I have a flight to Germany, Amsterdam, Belgium, and Spain to catch…