Guess That Ass
I’ve been in love with Victoria Silvstedt ever since Out Cold like 10 years ago. An absolute testament to plastic surgeons everywhere. Something they can point at and say “See. Works, doesn’t it?” And yeah if I’m being perfectly honest with myself that ass is starting to show signs of aging. Maybe it’s lost a MPH or two. It’s got a little droop action going on in those pics where she’s standing upright. But ever heard of unconditional love? That’s what I have for chicks with fake tits, flat stomachs, dick sucking lips and platinum blonde hair. I’ll always love chicks who look like they’re an “Action!” away from being on a porn set. Unconditionally.
PS – definite lip slip going on in the main picture. Not a full lip slip because Victoria is a classy broad who likes to leave a little to the imagination. But definitely noticeable.
2nd to last pic she has that “oh god, I need to shit” look to her. Still smoking hot.
Old or not, I wouldn’t last 30 seconds
Worst tramp stamp eveR?
pfff victoria silvstedt, playmate of the year
frowning belly buttons still hold my loads
Tramp stamp looks like the tattoo artist was scribbling to see if there was ink in the pen then got called away.
I would gladly go where many, many men have gone before.
her ass looks like two, dollar sized pancakes that got fucked up when they were being cooked
Fake titties and long bleach blonde hair will make any 60 year old look younger.
Stop…just stop with this thing. Gross.
The gay is very strong in here. There isn’t one of you who wouldn’t rail this chick, so go get your shineboxes.
A testament to plastic surgeons??? “See, doesn’t work forever…does it”
Holy high miles! Must be like throwing a hot dog down the hallway. Would bang in a heartbeat though. I bet she can teach you a thing or two.
She looks like an old saddle.
Looks like Pam Anderson if Pam Anderson were a whore…
Diggin the concrete looking implants
I’d eat that ass like it was a hot meal on a cold day.
I wld give myself a pearl necklace…for a chance to fuk that real quik !!!!!
My god I want to suck a fart out of her balloon hole.