And the answer is Sarah Herndon. Apparently she is Michael Phelps new side piece. Listen I never really liked Michael Phelps, but god damn it if I don’t respect him. Constantly fucking hot bitches who are clearly not interested in him and just trying to elevate their own social status. That’s exactly what I’d do if I were him. Hey honey you can do as many impromptu photo shoots on the beach as you want. Talk to the Paparazzi as much as you want. As long as you fuck on command I’m cool with whatever you do in your off time.