Foxnews – A North Texas golfer had a close call when he was impaled with the sharp end of a broken putter during a fight on a golf course, authorities said. Spokesman Terry Grisham said a group of four men were playing in front of a group of three. When the smaller group asked if they could play through, a fight started between at least two of the men. “All seven men were at least witnesses, if not participants, and during the altercation a golf club was broken and the shaft end of the golf club became impaled into the groin area of one of the men,” Grisham said.”This guy is bleeding profusely. He just passed out. You need to get somebody out here now,” one of the golfers said during a 911 call. “We’re holding his artery with our hands, man. This guy’s gonna go under.”The injured man is now reportedly out of the hospital and recovering. No one from his family wanted to comment.

Before I can really pass judgment on this story I need to know which group the guy whose dick got impaled on his putter was part of. The threesome or foursome? If it was the threesome than he has nobody to blame but himself. Because I’m a firm believer you should never ask to play through. Never. It’s always up to the group in front of you to offer first. I know everybody doesn’t abide by this code, but that’s the way it should be. Unless it’s chicks in which case you don’t even have to ask. You just go right through them. But otherwise it just comes off as a power move. Like hey bro you’re killing me with your slow, shitty play. Let me cuckhold you and play through. Personally it wouldn’t offend me because I know I suck,, but I can see how people would take offense to that and ram a putter up your dick.