Hampton Beach Continues To Ban Fun….First The Blackout Tour Gets Cancelled And Now Sandcastles Under Attack
HAMPTON — A sand sculpture of a naked woman has some in the Hampton Beach Village Precinct calling on organizers of the popular annual competition to ask master sculptors to use more discretion next year in their artwork. Resident Tim Jones called the sculpture “pornographic.” Richard Reniere, a volunteer at the 12th annual Master Sand Sculpting Competition, told Village Precinct commissioners that he received a handful of complaints regarding the sculpture created by Guy-Olivier Deveau of Quebec City, Quebec, Canada.”The feeling from a few adults was that it was not an appropriate sculpture to be seen by young children and teenagers. They felt this is a family beach, and we probably shouldn’t have had that.” “We were just trying to bring art to Hampton Beach,” “That’s all. A little culture never hurt anybody.”
What’s the deal with Hampton Beach? I mean isn’t it a dump? Am I wrong about that? Why are they suddenly acting so righteous? Once second the fire chief is cancelling our Blackout Show for imaginary reasons and now this. Banning a fat lady sandcastle. It’s almost like they think they’re the Hamptons or something. Grow up. A couple college sluts raging in neon booty shorts and naked fat lady sandcastles never hurt anybody. Probably class the place up a bit.