CBS – Who is the world’s shortest man? That all depends on who you ask. According to Guinness World Records, 18-year-old Junrey Balawing of the Philippines is the shortest – standing 23.5 inches tall. But a 72-year-old Nepalese man named Chandra Bahadur Dangi has stepped forward at only 22 inches tall. Now what? Dangi’s nephew said his uncle will meet with Guinness officials in Katmandu, Nepal, in the next few days to be officially measured. Until then, take a look through photos of Dangi on his home turf of Reemkholi village in Dang district of Nepal…

Oh man nothing gets the juices flowing like a good old fashioned shortest man in the world throwdown. I think it’s the finality of it all that makes it so intense. Like once somebody is ruled shorter than you there is no coming back from that. There is no next year. You’re done forever or at least until that dude dies.  So if I was Junrey Balawing I’d be nervous as shit right now. Because Chandra Bahadur Dangi is coming for that ass and it looks like he means business.  Just short as shit and ready to rock and roll.

PS – Umm what is in Chandra’s pants?   Seriously what is that shit?