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61 Responses to Hey Look At Me Ma!…I’m On the Front Page of the Herald Wearing A Pink Hardo Hat! Ain’t You Proud?

1. 
   by TheCheat on February 9, 2012 at 1:47 pm

   not much going on in Boston these days?
    
   Any publicity is good publicity.
2. 
   by TheCheat on February 9, 2012 at 1:47 pm

   This is the true definition of “Pussification of America” by the way
3. 
   by FIRE SCOTT on February 9, 2012 at 6:48 pm

   Wow that nose is big
4. 
   by Groove Nation on February 9, 2012 at 1:48 pm

   This is a PR campaign? Right?
    
   It has to be…. I must say… BRILLIANT!
5. 
   by brotherrib on February 9, 2012 at 1:54 pm

   Dave Pageview FTW.
6. 
   by johncoffey on February 9, 2012 at 1:55 pm

   nice tits in the background
7. 
   by firemanzo on February 9, 2012 at 1:56 pm

   liked that shot back @menino in the article, el pres such a hardoo
8. 
   by beast on February 9, 2012 at 6:56 pm

   Couldn’t straighten that hat because of your giant snout?
9. 
   by pathetic on February 9, 2012 at 1:57 pm

   I agree, this advertising is tremendous for you, you should keep it going. They did do you dirty with that pic though, impossible for you to look like more of an asshole.
10. 
    by tornopen on February 9, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    Hey Davey Pageviews, tell the truth, you paid that douche to start KO Barstool to garner more publicity for you. Paying him cash, under the table.
    Fucking genious Gonzo.
11. 
    by Murray Chadwick on February 9, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    Pres SO hot right now
12. 
    by collateral on February 9, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    I used to rock that Dropkicks tshirt all the time about a decade ago
13. 
    by mccish13 on February 9, 2012 at 7:02 pm

    Pres so hot right now pres
14. 
    by chocolatethunder on February 9, 2012 at 2:02 pm

    Only a face a mother could love
15. 
    by justintuckrule2.0 on February 9, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    seriously pres so hot right now is right. you literally couldnt pay for this type of advertising.
16. 
    by herpderpdevon on February 9, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    Herald photo editor is 100% a stoolie by picking that pic.  Surprised he didnt throw on a Starfish Pinnie photo for laughs
17. 
    by DooBAH on February 9, 2012 at 2:08 pm

    Dude, you’re on the front page of the website, not the paper.
    Accordingly, take it down a notch or two, ok?  Dose of reality.
18. 
    by herpderpdevon on February 9, 2012 at 2:12 pm

    First two related stories under the picture are gold

    DA calls calls former teacher a “sexucal predator” of kids
    Coach held on sex count

    Picture works for all three stories.
19. 
    by namzzum on February 9, 2012 at 2:13 pm

    Yeah DooBah. Good call. Printed media is really still the medium of the masses. Nice call.
20. 
    by haterade1 on February 9, 2012 at 2:13 pm

    haterade1 with the first Viva La Stool comment (#4).  No big deal.
21. 
    by t12a43 on February 9, 2012 at 2:13 pm

    that girl anna siembor is such a fucking cunt. if people want to drink at 18 yrs old in college shut the fuck up and let them.  youre not their parents so if they wanna drink, let them. what a stupid bitch, it must suck being a fat ugly virgin
22. 
    by patsdope87 on February 9, 2012 at 2:13 pm

    FUCK THESE HATERS THIS IS GOOD SHIT!!
23. 
    by Evil One on February 9, 2012 at 2:16 pm

    You need to start showing up to occupy and KO events as a spandex clad heel….Knot Kosher
24. 
    by missinglink22 on February 9, 2012 at 2:17 pm

    Pink Hardo hat sideways, nose for days, double chin.  

    It’s that damn Prez! He’s so hot right now!
25. 
    by titfaced on February 9, 2012 at 2:17 pm

    you look like a rapist
     
26. 
    by dickcommenter on February 9, 2012 at 2:18 pm

    Have people read the comments for this article on The Heralds website? Hilarious. Makes this community of assholes seem articulate and level headed by comparison.
27. 
    by corylidleflymehome on February 9, 2012 at 2:18 pm

    your mother most certainly when she first saw you tried to push you back in her oven (no Jew joke) and tried to wait for the rest of your features to grow in sync with your nose
28. 
    by 2chainz on February 9, 2012 at 2:22 pm

    @ herpderpdevon – I saw that too, I thought they were related stories at first
29. 
    by tkobarstool on February 9, 2012 at 7:23 pm

    Exactly my point… This is NOT a good look for you. Your an adult, you have the attention on the mayor of Boston and THIS is how you think you get him to listen to you? By looking like a fuckin jackass punk piece of shit? Put on a suit, lose the sideways pink hat, get an adult hair cut (fuck all this beach hair shit), and make sure you put together a kick ass presentation. Mayor mumbles isn’t gunna listen to you just cause you have thousands of college aged assholes who want to drink, party, and rape on your side so you better smarten up before you seriously lose ALL OF THIS like I have been predicting!!!

    ~tkobarstool~
30. 
    by stro on February 9, 2012 at 2:23 pm

    I take everything back, Prez definitely looks like a sex offender.
31. 
    by odinstrike on February 9, 2012 at 2:26 pm

    They should have put a picture of you in starfish gear. Would have been epic.
32. 
    by bighans on February 9, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    Bad publicity is not a good look. You ever google your own name? Results are just full with negative comments toward you.
    You totally look like a Pedo in that pic. Your college life must have sucked if you have to continue to live the college lifestyle so far into your adulthood.
33. 
    by bruinsin2009 on February 9, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    John Wilcox condones rape
34. 
    by neddybemis on February 9, 2012 at 2:31 pm

    tell me he doesn’t look exactly like that douche who started girls gone wild in that pic
35. 
    by getfucked on February 9, 2012 at 2:40 pm

    long hipster hair with a pink bro hat…. the battle wages on..
36. 
    by pathetic on February 9, 2012 at 2:41 pm

    Holy shit some of the comments on the Herdald story are gold. See below:

    -This litte pink hat jerk could not get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bucket full of bannana’s. Spend some of that money and get your nose fixed jerkoff

    -I wish they blacked out the photo of the DBag with the pink hat

    -What is truly ‘DISTURBING’ is Portnoy’s up-close picture!
37. 
    by manzosucks on February 9, 2012 at 2:43 pm

    haterade1, you made a comment on the Herald’s website!?  congrats, want a peanut?
38. 
    by StanSitwell on February 9, 2012 at 2:43 pm

    nothings more hardo than being on the front page of the herald in a HARDO hat
39. 
    by Kay Jewelers on February 9, 2012 at 2:49 pm

    haterade1 likes turtles!
40. 
    by TeddyKGB on February 9, 2012 at 2:56 pm

    Bad publicity still is going to equal page views, still going to advertise Black Out parties for free. If there is more demand for Black Out tickets that is going to mean money straight into Portnoy’s pocket when he raises ticket prices. Already Black Out tickets are selling on stub hub for 3 times their face value. I bet you Portnoy is already pocketing at least $6-$8 per ticket. ElPRes is making a fucking mint on those parties. This KnockOut Barstool thing is absolutely fantastic. No one takes feminists seriously anyway. This Anna person is bitching and moaning and all it means is more money for ElPRes. And money is pretty much the only scoreboard that matters. And BTW – this Anna person and all the other KO Barstool idiots started scrubbing their facebook pages and their internet presence the moment COTC started showing just what wildebeasts all these broads really are.  So they are self conscious about their looks and they became feminists, while the hot girls just keep going to Black Out parties and pretty much have life by the balls. The envy is just dripping off Anna and the other fat, ugly broads at KO Barstool.
41. 
    by classless on February 9, 2012 at 8:06 pm

    No baby dick? For shame.
42. 
    by RyantheChef on February 9, 2012 at 3:14 pm

    For the Herald comments section:

    johngotti ->

    This litte pink hat jerk could not get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bucket full of bannana’s. Spend some of that money and get your nose fixed jerkoff.
43. 
    by QuietChris on February 9, 2012 at 3:18 pm

    You look about as likeable as that Girls Gone Wild douche in this pic.
44. 
    by kelbo on February 9, 2012 at 3:21 pm

    Making the big time El Prez. Maybe you’ll get back some legit advertising after the ones you lost from Bradygate. Love the BnB Tobacco and American Apparel ads. Must be pulling in big bucks with them! What’s gonna happen when you lose the Blackout, oops mean Blacklight Tours?
45. 
    by carlsweetchuck on February 9, 2012 at 3:21 pm

    Weird bird.
46. 
    by One Eyed Bandit on February 9, 2012 at 3:24 pm

    For these Blackout shows, do you have to get a separate permit for your ginormous honker?
47. 
    by andyrooneyisagod on February 9, 2012 at 3:24 pm

    killing it
48. 
    by TeddyKGB on February 9, 2012 at 3:25 pm

    Everybody needs to read the Herald article. This thing was intended to be a hatchet job on ElPRes, but instead it is the greatest free advertisement the Black Out parties could ever get. So there are drunk college girls at these parties? Well where do I get my tickets.
     
    And its like ElPres has a PR Guru working for him, because taking a shot at the Mayor was brilliant. The Mayor only has power within the city limits. They can stop the parties within Boston, but outside the city there will be plenty of available venues. The Mayor isn’t well liked and poking him will win ElPres a legion of followers.
49. 
    by TeddyKGB on February 9, 2012 at 3:27 pm

    If I was El Pres the only thing that would upset me about the Herald article was how bad a picture they used. Nothing goes with the Pres’ big fucking nose, but especially not that flaming pink hat.
50. 
    by drmantistoboggan on February 9, 2012 at 3:53 pm

    This Dave Wedge guy should just go ahead and change his name to Scott Templeton. I was going to take a week off from barstool so I didnt have to hear about that depressing as fuck superbowl, but then it occurred to me that those clams over at KObarstool were probably still coming at you. I thank those stinky broads every night before I go to bed for the entertainment they bring me.
51. 
    by gberro12 on February 9, 2012 at 9:05 pm

    Wear a multi-colored hat and you have toucan sam with that big Jew bill you got growing from that ugly face of yours
52. 
    by gberro12 on February 9, 2012 at 9:05 pm

    Wear a multi-colored hat and you have toucan sam with that big Jew bill you got growing from that ugly face of yours
53. 
    by meowmixmeow on February 9, 2012 at 4:39 pm

    you look super gay dave, but at least it’s publicity, right? Also you know every time espn shows the video of gronk dancing it says barstool sports on it? That can’t hurt considering they show that shit at least 5x an hour every hour. Keep up the good work you fuck
54. 
    by blackandgold33 on February 9, 2012 at 4:41 pm

    TKO- I thought you guys didn’t believe in suits
55. 
    by Mr. Pink on February 9, 2012 at 5:28 pm

    “All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1…”
56. 
    by southoftheboston on February 9, 2012 at 5:57 pm

    boozy shenanigans are my favorite
57. 
    by tkobarstool on February 9, 2012 at 11:21 pm

    Blackandgold… I own shoes that cost more than your house!!!!

    ~tkobarstool~
58. 
    by bkscrubbmuffin on February 9, 2012 at 8:39 pm

    TKO- only if he listened to a word that spewed from your cunty little meat hole would he “lose ALL OF THIS”.
59. 
    by bkscrubbmuffin on February 9, 2012 at 8:40 pm

    And I’m not big on partying or drinking. It’s all foreplay for the grand finale of rape, which apparently is my preference.
60. 
    by haterade1 on February 10, 2012 at 1:28 am

    I fucking love turtles brah
61. 
    by tkobarstool on February 10, 2012 at 11:54 am

    Scrubbmuffin… Your penis gets inverted whenever you try to do sit ups!

    ~tkobarstool~