And here is John Clayton's first pitch http://t.co/XWwhpud5ZX
May 25th, 2013 3:17 PM
RT @kfcbarstool: Bynes claiming cops slapped her vagina. RT @AmandaBynes: Don't believe the reports http://t.co/Q9RI1iq298
May 25th, 2013 3:15 PM
Bro Show Week 2. These will be like the first pilot episodes of Seinfeld or the Simpsons http://t.co/UfW9ourWDm
May 25th, 2013 11:37 AM
They should come with every order @taylorvippolis: @stoolpresidente do viva stickers come with shirt or have to buy them extra?
May 24th, 2013 6:39 PM
Hmm ask @welks303 RT @dunnbelievable: what's up with the fact that I didn't get any #viva stickers with my #USA tank yesterday?
You call that a hurricane? You call that knocking out our servers? BAAHAHAHA! Malware was stronger than you sista. Dumb slut. Toughest god damn blogger in the game for a reason.
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you should get some exercise
Sometimes I wish Hitler succeeded……
Barstool servers out.
Gawker sites servers out.
Coincidence or some fucking Watergate-level shit going down here?
My money’s on the latter. El Pres Nixon…
I thought it was an ad for Camels.
Maybe just leave the Chicago page down?
I bet you never had to go to the hospital as a kid for jamming things in that abyss of a nose.
Can you touch the tip of your nose with your lip? I’d like to see a picture of that.
is KFC dead? i mean i could care less about that Judas, Kmarko is another story, he is the man
pres i like you but this is trying to hard at its finest
wow great palm tree shower curtain hooks.
Obama hates white people that’s why he flooded manhattan.
still lost your servers chump! may be it’s the cool thing for hipster blogger douches to have a war story from sandy but the pro’s slept thru this one like it was nothing
Triple chin for the win.
@Cancel Philly: He borrowed the Halliburton Hurricane Machine from Dick Cheney.
oh good, El Pres is talking shit to inanimate objects again.
I see a shower curtain and a man who needs to take a dump. Why is this here?
bathroom selfie.. class act
Too bad Sandy couldn’t have blown off one of those chins for you
Hey Super-Schnoz, where the fuck is this morning’s wake up? We want to see the inner walls of some whore’s asshole…not your elongated face with 3 chins.
Jenna Marbles was up and running during Sandy
3 or 4 chins?
More chins than a Chinese phonebook
I agree with the scruffy lesbian, this storm sucked.
Nice hot dog chin, retard. You practice that look in the mirror each morning?
What a fucking mug. Do you Prez!
Thank Christ I thought I was going to have to go to CNN to get my relevant news today.
Good call breaking out Prep school face here El Pres. Saw it and immediately laughed. For MA Sandy was an extremely overhyped pussy of a storm.
Nope your still a pussy
I mean considering you and first lady just narrowly avoided impoverishment you might be a little more humble
Pres your chin has more ripples than Sandy created.
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