PIEDMONT, Calif. (KGO) – An alert by the principal of Piedmont High School has raised concerns among parents. In a letter sent last week, the principal says his staff discovered a so-called “fantasy slut league” among students. In the letter, Principal Rich Kitchens describes “a ‘Fantasy Slut League’ in which our female students (unbeknownst to most of them) are drafted as part of the league…Male students earn points for documented engagement in sexual activities with female students.” An investigation was launched on campus and they learned this has been going on for five to six years. The principal wrote, “Participation often involved pressure/manipulation by older students that included alcohol to impair judgment/control and social demands to be popular.” Many parents said they were surprised to hear about the “fantasy slut league,” but most didn’t want to talk about it. They said Piedmont is a small town, and that is a very sensitive subject. Piedmont school administrators say they issued the letter in an effort to be proactive. “The main thing is that I don’t want to blow this out of proportion; I don’t want to make is something that is some horrible big event that we found out about,” Hubbard said.

So let me get this straight. The Piedmont school administrators issued the letter in an attempt to be proactive and to make sure they didn’t blow it out of proportion? They didn’t want to make it into some horrible big event.  And how is that working out for them? It’s only on ABC news, Huffpo and the Stool now. Well played.  The old Michael Scott “alert the media and then you control the story. Wait for them to find out, and the story controls you” routine.

More importantly I have a question how this Fantasy Slut League works. Like what do you mean the kids have a draft? So if I draft the hottest chick only I can hook up with her? She’s on my team? That can’t be right. It has to be that each girl gets assigned a point value and if you hook up with her you accumulate points. So it’s not really a fantasy slut league per se. It’s more like just an organized scoring system to determine who the biggest swinging dick in the school is. In other words it’s doing pretty much the same thing every high school and group of guys do every single day of their natural lives. Compete for pussy.