One of the great mysteries to me in life is how anybody roots for Tiger Woods. Listen I get people who root for greatness. I get people who root for comeback stories. I get people who root for villains. I get people who root for underdogs. I can pretty understand how anybody can root for anything. But what I don’t get is how anybody could root for smugness . Like smugness may be the worst quality a human can have. And nobody is more smug than Tiger Woods. He has redefined the smugness game. Pure unadulterated smugness . And that attitude isn’t just regulated to the golf course either. He thinks that he is better and smarter than everybody in every facet of life.
Listen I don’t hate him because he banged out a ton of hot bitches while he was married or didn’t let Hank Hanney smile in public. I love shit like that. I love assholes. It’s that he pretends not to be an asshole and thinks I’m stupid enough to buy it. And for all those people who say he makes golf more interesting and fun to watch I agree. Because I root against him and if you have a soul so should you. Stop fucking clapping and sucking his dick. He’s a cocksucker plain and simple.