DANVERS — For two North Shore families, the wedding Saturday night at the Danversport Yacht Club will be memorable — for all the wrong reasons. The mother of the groom ended up in handcuffs, another young woman was also arrested, and the groom himself may be facing assault charges, police said. Darlene DeIorio, 45, of Revere pleaded not guilty to charges of disorderly conduct and resisting arrest during her arraignment Monday in Salem District Court. It all started when the groom’s brothers tried to buy drinks at the bar and were refused. The groom was “irate” and began yelling at an employee, according to Patrolman Scott Frost’s report. When a member of the bride’s family asked him to calm down, he grew more enraged, punching a wall and tearing the coat room apart, police said. The bride’s brother tried to intervene and wound up being punched. As the groom and his new brother-in-law wrestled on the floor, the groom’s mother, Darlene DeIorio, went after the bride’s mom, police said. Paige Cinelli, a woman who was with the groom’s brother, was arrested when she attacked another woman, police said.
Well Thanksgiving is going to be kind of awk now. Oh well. Just your typical Revere wedding at the Danversport Yacht Club. No biggie. You know what they say. If there isn’t blood on the floor the vows don’t count. Anyway you know who I love the most here? This Paige Cinelli chick. Not just because she’s kind of hot too. She just had no business being involved in this fight. This was an immediate family of the bride vs. immediate family of the groom fight only. Think this bitch cared? Nope. Her date got involved so she got involved. Nothing like a good old fashioned north shore ride or die bitch. She can be my wedding date anyday.
PS – The sex must have been unbelievable for these newlyweds. The mythical newlywed hate fuck.