I Don’t Know How To Say This…But Umm You Have An Arm Growing Out Of Your Back.
DM – Doctors were stunned after an 11-year-old schoolgirl was admitted to a hospital in China with a third arm sprouting out of her back. The large mass was revealed to be part of an identical twin that had failed to develop and had been enveloped into the body of its sister. Further investigation found it consisted of a breast and an arm which included a shoulder blade and two fingers.Prof Peng, who is an expert in spinal surgery, said doctors successfully removed the parasitic twin, despite there being no clear way of separating them.
Listen if I’ve said it once I’ve said it a million times. Having an arm growing out of your back is the worst. Just sucks big time. I mean you know how mean kids can be. Always poking fun at each other. Seriously have fun wearing a bikini at summer pool parties. Just no way boys are going to play spin the bottle with you now. Not with that arm growing out of your back they’re not.
Oh fuck you David.
hahahahahaha get the fuck out of here
too bad neil isnt an identical twin that failed to develop
Thats a brave little girl. She should pat herself on the back.
Quade, start the reactor
I’ll take one of those. Nothing worse than when your back itches and you can’t reach it.
This chick just redefined the back scratching game.
So this is how Peyton and Eli started out?
I’m sure she’ll kick ass in the school’s Arms Race.
*yes, I’m seeing if I can get the most “down” votes ever on here.
scratch the back of her own neck like you read about. That being said, this is the worst
Teach that thing to give handies, never have to work again!
no need for a school backpack!
A tit to play with and a hand to jerk you off. Aside from the mouth on the front side of her, the only thing missing to make this a perfect chick is a vagina on her lower back.
back arm on the ground legs in the air a whole new sex position
Still…she does have three tits now so something has to be said for that.
nowayshutupreally check the canada football article by gael, thats some sort of record for down comments
Take my strong hand child
Darklighter adds another “total recall” comment and doesn’t realize it
Thats not a bad looking tit.
I bet she kicks ASS at Twister
nothing better than a back hand job
Nice her parents waited until she was 11 before they brought her to the Dr.’s
On the other hand ….
Jerry is embarrassing himself on the radio right now.
“The large mass was revealed to be part of an identical twin that had failed to develop and had been enveloped into the body of its sister” so is there a brain in that arm? Does it just start flexing when ever it fucking feels like?
Cuato Lives!
If that’s a tit, and she’s 11, does this count as kiddie porn? It wouldn’t be the first time on this site.
This is exactly why China is kicking our asses. Kids with 50%,more arms are 50% more productive in the sweat shops. How do you compete with that?
Very useful I say. You can read a magazine while taking a shit and not have to put it down to wipe your ass. Genius!
I have a feeling this girl gets away with fingering herself in public.
so that would make those back boobs then, right? she has tits coming out of her back too
China, always one step ahead of US
Instead of Brady’s kid’s dick, you one up yourself by putting on an 11 year old girl’s parasitic twin nipple without a NSFWOMGWTFAMILOOKINGAT tag.
This is after yesterday’s double feature of Ryan Lochte and Judge Judy. You’re making our penises more depressed than women after watching that ASPCA Sarah Mclaughlin Commercial.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9tHJ-cm338&sns=em
With a third arm I could give myself a reach around
“It’s the CLAWWWWW!”- liar liar
It’s chick evolution to defend against the donkey punch.
TAKE DOWN THIS POST THAT SHIT IS SCARY
When it comes to creepy birth defects….there are only two countries…yes i’m looking at you China and India
Scratch my back, baby….
El, if you had one of those you could get some anal while you and Lambert are double dutch ruddering the bejeezus out of each other.
This is why I’m never having kids. If my kid ever sprouted an arm in the back, I would have no choice but to kill it. How do you come back from that?