I Got A Beef With People Who Take Free Samples At The Food Court And Don’t Stop To At Least Pretend Like They May Order From That Place
I was eating at the mall food court the other day and was slowly becoming infuriated with something that bothers me everytime I eat at a food court. I despise people who take the free samples of food with no intention of actually ordering from that place. It drives me nuts. Like I feel like if you accept a piece of chicken you should have the dignity to stop and at least pretend to ponder like you are going to order from that place. It’s just so rude to take it and not even break stride. Just keep walking like you stole the free sample. If I was the guy who had to hand out the free samples I’d lose my mind in 3 seconds. Just smash my tray over the head of the first teenager who ate and ran on me. Again I’m not saying you have to order from the place, but you sign a social contract in my mind that you have to pretend to be contemplating it. I told this pet peeve to the First Lady and she thought I was nuts. But am I really? Or am I so nuts that I’m the only sane one? We’re living in a society!
That really grinds my gears
I’m 100% with you on this one. Only White Trash and Black People walk up and just snatch the General Tso’s chicken they are owed something. A true man chews, nods, and looks up at the menu as if hes contempating buying a combo before moving on to the next sample next door.
rould rou rike a rample?
So how often do you have to take Renee shopping so she’ll fuck you?
Love the Beef with this button. I just pressed it to see if it worked
There are rules Donny. This isn’t ‘Nam.
I’m surprised you don’t walk around and just fill up on the free samples and not buy anything
If it tastes like shit, I’m not gonna look.
what if the free sample sucks?
They dont call ‘em Flee Samples for nothing ya hook nosed bastard. A jew bitching about soemthing for free, wow………..see ya tomorrow Stoolies!!!!
I’m sure el prez has this jew routine down pat
Yeah like when Renee gives out a free sample of puss, you want the guy to at least pretend like he’s going to pay her for it.
I grab the free sample and go because I’m afraid of the slopes at Little Tokyo.
If it is sitting there for the taking, I agree, but most of the time the guy is shoving it in my face asking if I want to try it. Don’t shove food in a hungry guys face and not expect him to eat it.
That’s not pizza.
Moguls don’t eat at the mall food court
I like to take 2 samples, have alittle conversation, then be on my way.
If you’ve never had a deli boli from roli boli, i feel bad for you…
how poor are you? I havent eaten anything from a mall food court since I was getting hjs in the gap changing room
you better have been eating food court PIZZA.
Beef Thursdays – “I got a ‘BEEF’ with people…”
nice try with the subliminal messaging gull face.
it’s the same social contract that if you use a bathroom at a gas station, at least walk away spending a buck on a powerball quick pick or grab a candy bar.
Whats the point of a free sample if youre going to be judged on whether you immediately buy from them or not.
Arent you an asshole if you take free food AND immediately get a meal? You take the sample as you walk by and maybe consider getting something next time. You get a sample waiting in line and youre just gonna ruin your appetite
I guess you gotta beef with me Dave. Lets settle this.
What do expect in a mall food court? Have some respect for yourself.
I kind of agree, but shopping at Costco and munching on free samples is a great hangover activity
Sarku Japan at the South Shore Plaza
A jew giving lectures on cheapness. Fuck off.
Shut the fuck up kike. You of all people shouldn’t be complaining about something’ that’s free.
so youd rather be fake than just be a genuine person? your rhetoric makes no sense
You probably do laps around the food court like Mario Andretti Jewball.
Your admiration for mall food court dining is just another reason you lead the Barstool death pool.
Same goes for the free samples @ Costco….humor the 65 year old white head
@classless…Sarku Japan anywhere man. Chicken teriyaki, no veggies, extra chicken, extra sauce ALL DAY!!!! AND I’ll have a couple free samples while I wait
I agree. We’re talking Sarku Japan at the Pru right? I always contemplate.
I also hope you’re contemplating firing Jmac
A free sample is just an advertisement. They are hoping to entice you to buy something, either now or in the future. A social contract to pretend to look interested is ridiculous. Sounds more like you’re just pissed you couldn’t have any.
@bababooey7 “rould rou rike a rample?”
You sound more like Scooby Doo than an Asian
The joke’s on you asshole. That free sample shit is stuff that went out of date yesterday, or fell on the fucking floor. Yes, he’s smiling politely and nodding as you take that sample – but he’s laughing at you on the inside.
Chances are its made outta dog or cat anyways
@tornopen: I’m a master of using a gas station pisser and not buying anything. They ain’t better’n me.
Side note: Mall food court Chinese food is fucking disgusting.
youre a fucking fool pres..if you walk up like youre gonna order something those assholes dont take no for an answer. Before you say anything they have rice and an egg roll on a plate and are asking you what kind of chicken you want. Pushy motherfuckers in those malls.
jew…
Your outside your mind on this one.
Is that all you think about is food? Good god you fat obese Jew.
I used to be with you and say no if I had no intentions on buying, but they’re so damn pushy with their samples that I just take it to make them happy. The guy holding the tray isn’t the one who cares how much food is sold anyways.
Hmm Mall Food court huh?? “Should I eat at Sbarro, Pizza Hut, Little Ceasars, Papajohns, Garys pizza, Cisarelli’s pizza, The real ali lee’s pizza?” You didn’t eat fucking pizza did ya portnoy?? BIGCAT FTW!!!
way to find a worthwhile cause
Sarku Japan at the Corner Square Mall. You’re clearly either a Communist or a Terrorist if you try a sample of the Chicken Teriyaki and don’t immediately order it with Double Meat and NO FRIGGIN’ VEGETABLES.
Not when you literally feel bad for NOT taking one because they are basically shoving them down your gourd even with the toothpick on them.
Rolltizzle = communist.
I don’t trust what they make their chicken with, shit explodes in my microwave when you reheat it.
Disagree, if some asian guy is going to push a piece of chicken in my face after he just saw me toss my Arby’s wrapper into the trash, who am I to deny him?
Let the food do the talking, Everyone is full of shit anyway, why encourage it. Society sucks, fuck off
Spot on, Dave… spot on.
These Asians just shove samples in your face. Would you ponder sucking my dick if I just shoved it in your face?