TMZ – Prince Harry put the crown jewels on display in Vegas this weekend … getting BARE ASS NAKED during a game of strip billiards with a room full of friends in his VIP suite.
It all went down Friday night during a raging party in a high rollers hotel suite. We’re told Harry, along with a large entourage, went down to the hotel bar and met a bunch of hot chicks … and invited them up to his VIP suite.  Once in the room, things got WILD … with the group playing a game of strip pool that quickly escalated into full-on royal nudity.  Some of the partiers snapped photos of the madness. In one photo, a fully nude Harry cups his genitals while a seemingly topless woman stands behind him.  In another photo, a naked Harry is bear-hugging a woman who appears to be completely naked as well.  A rep for the Royal Family tells us, “We have no comment to make on the photos at this time.”

Prince Harry is my nigga!    (I’ve going to have to check with Mo to find out whether I’m allowed to use the N word like that?  Ordinarily I don’t think I am, but in this case I think it works.   It’s just the perfect use for it right there. I tried to think of another way to say it and I couldn’t.    Hopefully that doesn’t make me racist.)

Anyway I keep saying it.  I love the Royals.    I love Kate Middelton.   I love Prince Harry.   I don’t even mind that big goof Prince William.    Like this is exactly what I would do if I was Prince William in Vegas.   Just cherry pick the hottest sluts in the place, bring them back up to my suite, play strip billiards and grind my cock into chick’s asses.   Seriously what’s the point of being a Royal if you’re not going to enjoy it?

PS – Not that I care, but Prince Harry had to be hard as a rock when he was grinding his dick into that chick right?

Double PS – Far be it for me to give Prince Harry advice, but why doesn’t he hire a guy whose only job is to smash cell phone cameras when he goes out?   Hell that’s what I do and I’m just a lowly smut publisher kingpin.