I Want To Be A Royal So Bad I Can Taste It
TMZ – Prince Harry put the crown jewels on display in Vegas this weekend … getting BARE ASS NAKED during a game of strip billiards with a room full of friends in his VIP suite.
It all went down Friday night during a raging party in a high rollers hotel suite. We’re told Harry, along with a large entourage, went down to the hotel bar and met a bunch of hot chicks … and invited them up to his VIP suite. Once in the room, things got WILD … with the group playing a game of strip pool that quickly escalated into full-on royal nudity. Some of the partiers snapped photos of the madness. In one photo, a fully nude Harry cups his genitals while a seemingly topless woman stands behind him. In another photo, a naked Harry is bear-hugging a woman who appears to be completely naked as well. A rep for the Royal Family tells us, “We have no comment to make on the photos at this time.”
Prince Harry is my nigga! (I’ve going to have to check with Mo to find out whether I’m allowed to use the N word like that? Ordinarily I don’t think I am, but in this case I think it works. It’s just the perfect use for it right there. I tried to think of another way to say it and I couldn’t. Hopefully that doesn’t make me racist.)
Anyway I keep saying it. I love the Royals. I love Kate Middelton. I love Prince Harry. I don’t even mind that big goof Prince William. Like this is exactly what I would do if I was Prince William in Vegas. Just cherry pick the hottest sluts in the place, bring them back up to my suite, play strip billiards and grind my cock into chick’s asses. Seriously what’s the point of being a Royal if you’re not going to enjoy it?
PS – Not that I care, but Prince Harry had to be hard as a rock when he was grinding his dick into that chick right?
Double PS – Far be it for me to give Prince Harry advice, but why doesn’t he hire a guy whose only job is to smash cell phone cameras when he goes out? Hell that’s what I do and I’m just a lowly smut publisher kingpin.





I want to play “Strip pool” or whatever with Pippa Middleton. That would kick ass.
the double ps is absolutely correct
blue bikini ASAP!!!!!
Like Barzini’s men at Connie’s wedding
You’re already a Royal Jew Cunt. Doesn’t that count?
seriously who is blue bikini girl, she has to have her own website or something
All “royals” should be murdered.
Love this guy. Just awesome.
you wish those were your hands around his dick don’t you? Be careful, that is a big leap from teenage girls.
Being a royal is the best scam in the world. Just get paid millions of dollars each year for doing absolutely nothing.
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PS: Does that make John Lackey a royal?
this dude absolutely banged pippa middleton. probably has her on booty call. jealous
Blue Bikini girl is a server at Wet Republic at MGM…absolute dime piece! You should see her when she’s facing away from you just ass cheeks for days.
Face it Prez, you’re a smut peddler. No matter how rich you get you’ll still just be a lowly commoner like the rest of us
I’d climb a ladder and rail blue bikini doggy style
And the British look down their noses to us – right
The news was talking about his ‘buff bod’. Pfffft! I have a better physique than prince squid here, so why don’t I get to grind naked on hotties? Oh yeah, I am not famous or rich. Welp, back to my cube.
jerry thornton spent the past 2 hours jerking off to that second to last picture. neil caught the whole thing on film
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