If I Have A Daughter I’m Definitly Moving To Thailand And Making Her Muay Thai Box
Listen I’m on the record as saying if I have a daughter I’ll probably kill myself. But not anymore. Not after watching this video. I’ll just grab the first fucking plane to Thailand and train her to be a Muay Thai boxing champion. Be the first jewish Muay boxing champion of her kind.. Beats watching her play with dolls and talk about boys. And I’d give her a sick haircut too. Just random patches of hair all over the place. I may not know much about Muay Thai boxing, but I know that’s the whole key to being good at it. Have an intimidating as fuck haircut.
My on question is… When’s the video game come out?
You could enter her in the rough n rowdy brawl
“And I’d give her a sick haircut too.”
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Have her copy yours, i.e., the one with the gaping bald spot on the top.
Don’t worry, if you have a daughter, she’ll probably kill herself first, knowing who her smut peddling jewish dad is.
Asians are just a baffling group of people.
Vietnamese are considered like the bottom of the barrel of oriental people
Haitians are considered like the bottom of the barrel of island people
any white people south of the mason dixon line are considered like the bottom of the barrel of whities
any others?
i have two daughters. I would rather them be “buffalo girls”, fighting in thailand, than have them “live” in buffalo, making videos of themselves eating their own menstruation.
I don’t there is a drip of athleticism in your family so I can only assume your offspring would not be a champion of anything other then anal sex.
Cubans are considered the bottom of the barrel of Spanish people
Nice cover story Portnoy…You would move to Thailand to play submarine races with the Thai lady boys.
oh and blacks are considered the worst of all people
I think its puerto ricans, i know some people from SPAIN and they make fun of their Spanish, pretty much considered scum of the latin community and they like to cheat in fights and stab people
I hope your daughter becomes the face of your blackout parties.
Blacks> african blacks > anyone that comments on the stool
Can we get another boring Jmac blog about wearing socks during sex?
@KingBlackDude: False, the French are the bottom of the barrel of white people.
If Reene Ever pops out a kid from whatever mandingo she’s currently getting stretched out by, I think whether she can kick box or not will be the least of your problems.
not sure how any offspring of yours will fare in a boxing match, especially if she inherits your nose and renee’s teeth. blood bath city.
@ Harry Johnson, good point, we did save them from like every major war and they are pussies, and they dont take baths and smell, so that makes sense
@harryjohnson, french people are barley white, there a giant mix of white gay black and muslim
Finally some legal use of LITTLE box in Thailand
I’d pay good money to watch Renee mow Thai box.
With your nose and your wife’s gums…. good fucking luck.
think you actually have to be interested in sex with women in order to have a daughter.
Davey nose and Renee mouth? She will be a bullseye for facials and punches. Nose move now
Is it even safe to have kids at your age?
I know an old Thai woman who could kick your nuts through your throat. Kick boxing in Thailand is sort of like baseball here.
Don’t worry johnnymanchuk, Renee’s daughter will not have Davey’s DNA.
El Prez, is this your way of telling us that the First Lady is preggo?
Jeez
My heart went out to the one named ‘pet’ I mean is she the family pet? eats table scraps and sleeps outside in a dog house?
ElPrez, those kids run 10 miles before 5 am, train 12 hours a day, 7 a week, and kick banana trees for hours at a time to toughen their shins. Best case scenario your kid is their brooklyn brawler. Worst case scenario is that a 9 year old girl whups your ass and pimps you out as a ladyboy.