If Olivia Culpo Is Dating Ryan Lochte In Real Life I’ll Flat Kill Myself
Providence - Olympic swimming champion Ryan Lochte is reportedly cosying up to another regular medal winner – Miss USA Olivia Culpo. The pair met at the start of New York Fashion Week last Wednesday, when they spent the night chatting at shoe designer Brian Atwood’s party at the Four Seasons restaurant. Pin-up Lochte, who is poised to launch his own fashion line, reportedly invited Miss Culpo to his ‘Guys Fashion’s Night Out’ event at Ainsworth Park restaurant the day after.The 20-year-old Boston University student already had plans, so she instead met up with the 28-year-old US Olympian again on Friday at the Sherri Hill show. Another source added: ‘Everyone was trying to get a piece of Ryan at the party, but he spent a chunk of his time talking to Olivia.’Miss Culpo said yesterday: ‘We just met last week, so I can’t say anything for that, but he’s a good guy.’
Listen all these Ryan Lochte’s shenanigans were fun and games up to this point. His whole schtick about how he was going to own the Olympics and be the next Michael Phelps and how this was his time only to get lapped everytime he got in the pool. Trying to trademark the word Jeah like a dickbag. All real harmless cutesy douchebag stuff. But now you are trying to tell me he’s dating former smokeshow and current Miss America Olivia Culpo. No he’s not. She is so far out of his league it’s not even funny. How do I know? Because I know my smokeshows and my smokeshows don’t date squids like Ryan Lochte. End of story.


Jeah!!!
Yea how the fuck can an olympic swimmer get a chick like this and a fat blogger who almost dies walking up a set of stairs cant?? The world is so backwards man…
The only way I could ever like this piece of shit is if he made Miss USA walk of shame her ass out of there and didn’t call her later.
You wish you were on 90210
Sad but true. Time to adjust your deifibrillator you fat slab of lox.
you routinely put up 6.5′s and 6.5 year olds advertised as “smokeshows” so i’m not sure you can accurately judge females
Are you seriously still using the word squid?
How do you plan to kill yourself? A flight of stairs?
He could be your long lost twin…if you were better looking and in shape.
She’s probably just using him for press, let’s be honest he’s got the brain of a 4th grader, he wouldn’t know if he was getting played or not
Could not possibly care any less.
pres didnt you write a blog saying you were “team lochte” and now you’ve switched sides again? oh wait i get it… this is just pageviews being pageviews
pres didnt you write a blog saying you were “team lochte” and now you’ve switched sides again? oh wait i get it… this is just pageviews being pageviews
This guy pulls more pussy in an hour than Pres could scare up all year.
She likes her men hung like a church mouse evidentially.