UDDATE – These Two Bros Had Nothing To Do With the Albany Debacle And Actually Helped Me Fix Everything I Was Bitching About (Both Stoolies And Freaking Out By The Way)
Okay so I just got off the phone with these two guys. Both swore on their lives they had nothing to do with any of this shit. They didn’t even know the thing was changed. Basically an Electric Flurry guy paid them to promote their event and asked if he could use their computer. Then he proceeded to go change it all without their consent. They were both as surprised as I was and both agreed it was total bullshit and changed the event back to Barstool. Bottomline is these guys aren’t scumbags. Aren’t frauds. They really have nothing to do with the other event. It has no reflection on them or their frat. I even got a call from the investor of Electric Flurry who read this too and said he had no fucking clue what was going on but the domain name would be back in Stoolie hands by night fall. Long story short. Did the Pres do it again or did the Pres do it again? It’s all fun and games until the Stoolies start sharpening their swords. Ironically both these guys love Barstool and were going to our party with 3Blau on the 18th.
PS – Just to show that their are no hard feelings any of these Kappa Sigma guys that want free tickets to our foam show they are on the house. We’ll show you how to party for real.
Double PS – Never underestimate the power of the Stoolies. Now I can go back to 364 days of getting shit on. But once again when you need them for 1 day they are there for you.
Nice earring, Brendan. How many pairs of balls have been on that “goatee” of yours?
Fuck those assholes for wanting to party with people their own age. Fuck. THAT.
He 100% believes “crowd” is spelled “croud”.
I look at these two and I can say with 100% certainty I hate them. Salvatore has certainly raped/been raped.
Anyone else stunned these two scumbags last names don’t end in stein or berg?
The entire SUNY system is such a joke. Makes UMass look like UVa.
this website is turning into a “im better than everyone else blog”. god forbid other people have interest to make money outside of your site.
Wait so that huge jew nose doesn’t come with a law degree? Jesus dude, what’s the point?
they look like they go to SUNY Albany
Big boy shows serve boos.
he is from staten island. enough said
Go after these douchebags. Bloated douchebags like that grow like a cancer unless stopped. There are plenty of lawyers who will pursue it just for a big percentage of the possible lawsuit lottery winnings.
why would you outsource promoting your party to a couple of random frat bros? this is your own fault for being fuckin lazy, promote your own parties or don’t hold them.
the blackout tour is so cool. HAHAHAHAA
so are you gonna sue them?
Wait – what’s the deal with being kicked out of a hotel. Was that covered at some point??
just have to look at them to know their show would be F#ckin Grease
frat boys are cunts, always have been, always will be.
Kind of sleazy, but kind of impressive.
These guys kind of look like terrorists though.
these fucks are making all of us kappa sigs look bad ps. that kid’s a fucking pledge (top pics got a pledge pin on)
these guys have telemarketing jobs written all over them
mess with el prez, you get the nose
homos
no is the answer to that question.
You DO NOT mess with Pres’ only means of income.
so basically you got punked by two extras from the frat in van wilder? solid.
That dude in the purple looks like he could be ahmedinajad’s illegitimate son.
every time i decide that frat kids are the absolute assfaggots that they appear to be on the surface, i meet a cool one and reconsider. and then these lames came around. sorry, frat bros, you’re back where you started. the movies had me thinking you were the cool guys on campus. then i actually got to college…another hollywood lie.
shouldve just sued them. kids dont learn their lessons.
tell you what though, in defense of frats, i had a roommate who was in a frat but was a 5th year senior and over the whole frat thing. i remember him saying, “people hate on us, but we’re the guys who mercilessly ridicule the freshman chicks when they hook up with us the first weekend of school for having bush and wearing unsexy underwear.” so i guess that’s a legitimate service.
This is both, brilliant and hilarious. I may buy 10 tickets from these terrorists just to spite you. Karma is a Jew.
Granted these kids are most likely first class douchebags but foam parties have been around a lot longer than the Stool Pres. You didn’t invent shit.
Dave, are you in the Guinness book of records as the world’s largest foam party?
I’d enjoy setting them both on fire
The Middle East Conflict has come to Albany. The two Sleezy Arabs want what the Shysty Jew has. Now all we need is the Black/white guy to come and tell them that both they’re “Foam Parties” are FCKN Gay
Love that Will Stenberg liked the post – lax stud from Needham now playing at Albany – Boston Stoolie all the way
Tickets to their show are only $25. Half price of barstool.
I thought your people loved that kind of value.
Tickets to their show are only $25. Half price of barstool.
I thought your people loved that kind of value.
I do believe this has to be some form.of terrorism … The dude in the purple has the “im a terrorist face”
Reverend30 on September 26, 2012 at 3:00 pm
Love that Will Stenberg liked the post – lax stud from Needham now playing at Albany – Boston Stoolie all the way
Wow! you’re a homo
The A-rab in the purple is just doing what they do, trying to stick it to the jew.
this blog was written by a 36 year old man. no joke.
Maybe it will be as fun as their Cinco de Mayo party.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8E8CCESoF4
So basically these bros outsmarted you and you’re blogging about this like you’re the impressive one?
Salvatore real last name is Lasalla from long island ny hahahaha what a looser!
by Reverend30 on September 26, 2012 at 3:00 pm
Love that Will Stenberg liked the post – lax stud from Needham now playing at Albany – Boston Stoolie all the way
Much like yourself Rev, he’s only here for the jew on jew love
First kid looks like he’s been out of college for 5 years and can’t let go
Portnoy, stop putting question marks at the end of statements.
dude, YOU’RE JEWISH – don’t you have about a million lawyers in your family? Protect your fuckin’ intellectual property.
Do not fuck with the NOSE.
Thats f’n low.
sunglasses go on the front of your head, idiot.
Purple is the frat version of Mose from The Office.
honestly though not buying the url barstoolblackouttour or barstool fuckin foam or anything related was a rookie mistake on your part…but, this kids a schmuck, trashing dayglow meanwhile one of his profile pics is a mirror shot of him and his butt buddy covered in paint…https://www.facebook.com/Farrb49?ref=ts
May death by forceable ass-rape befall upon ANYONE who wears their sunglasses on the back of their head!!!! Yeah, I’m talkin to YOU Mr. Terrorist in the purple shirt
Dick nose you said “So after this email exchange we instructed Brendan to create a facebook event page.” that last email was dated in April 2012. The page was created a year earlier on Oct. 28, 2011. But of course you expect us to believe your side of the story. Chase ever nickle Portnoy!
Pink sunglasses on backwards are obviously so the guy bending him over can still look him in the eyes.
“You dye your meth with food coloring to make it look like mine” – Walter White
that first dickhead has to be this guy’s son..
http://tinyurl.com/cbfkm8d
Frat bros? Really dude? You do realize these are the kids that are too unatheletic to make any sports team, so they have to pay money to make friends. The same kids who are too much of pussies to try and wheel any broad and have 10 of their “bros” holding a box of tissues to pout into when any betty with half a brain isn’t impressed by some T-shirt with greek letters who no one gives a fuck about on the front. The same 10 kids who will later run their mouths to try and act tough when maybe (and I use the maybe term loosely) would actually do something while the other 9 stand their and jerk each other off to the sight of 2 guys fighting. But lesson learned I guess, right? Rookie mistake.
So where is the dollar bill on a string that you followed right into their trap? silly Jew
Dude, you completely, 100% no questions asked stole a shirt design from the Chive. And I don’t even like the Chive, I don’t care, but you stole it. Not VERY CLOSELY imitated it, stole it, design and all and changed Keep Calm Chive On to Fucking Foam Party On. Again, I don’t care, but when you cry about people stealing your shit it is a joke.
No question you got scheisted however you’re also a fucking idiot for letting some random douchebag handle the event’s facebook page. Who the fuck does that? Still even worse is what these idiots are trying to pull hope you get your revenge.
Portnoy you have to be the worst person alive
Don’t you get tired of apologizing for your own stupidity?
Doesn’t change the fact that I hate both of these people based on appearance alone.
do i get any credit for being the guy who brought this to your attention in the first place 6 months ago? don’t believe a word of their lies, pres.
Sounds like a Sarah Phillips situation. Still, you need an experienced business manager because you have no idea what you’re doing. Love to see your books. Sure the IRS would too.
He still thinks you spell “crowd” “croud”.
Yup, you did it again! You engaged in libel and put out the private information for these two kids: full names, school, frat affiliation, Facebook pages, etc. when they (and I don’t believe them but seemingly you do) didn’t do anything. But hey, you’re no lawyer. You’re 36, dude. Clean it up.
El Pres.. you believed their bullshit? Idiot.
“UDDATE” is your still a dirty Jew
@torcher FTW hahaha
Double PS- There’s 365 days in a year YOU DUMB JEW
you mess with el pres, you get an apology and free tickets to a foam show
Sounds like either Brendan or Nicks daddy is a lawyer.
Sorry I trashed your earring and goatee bro, they look really cool……..
the ol let some guy borrow your computer and leave the room move. real likely story.
boats and hoes you’re fucking retard
Im still positive the second kid loves anal.
Pres just did what any good jew would do, he was protecting his jew gold
i don’t even know what the fuck everyone is talking about that happened, but i do know that i’d pay money to drop kick that faggot’s faux-hawk right off his frat bro head
They still deserve to be beaten severely
Wait, so you think that they let some guy change the event and didn’t notice until 5 mins ago? Were you born yesterday bro?
they may also have a bridge to sell you, you dumb bastard.
Sorry bout the emails fellas.
Boats and Hoes just made me lose it. Hahaha
As if foam parties weren’t bad enough on their own, now you have to go and get grifted by a couple of bros? Totally bush league, man, get control of your empire.
this may be the single funniest thing I’ve ever read on here.
Natalie Conboy…wowser.
haha you’re such a jew! i hate you
Dave, don’t give us commenters too much credit for having your back. I’d say it was about a 50/50 split, with the intelligent crowd still ripping on your Jew ass. It was actually the first time I was ever pulling for the terrorists.
the worst part is that these two are “stoolies”
king of the little people and big nose tribe
Fuckin Boats and Hoes got me again. I love that kid.
dave..i’m trying hard not too
fly off the handle and rip you..
without getting my facts straight
..which is sort of ironic..
Pageviews you power-mad lunatic, you nearly destroyed these poor boys with the awesome force of your army of teenage web trolls. I can only imagine the awful things said on their Facebook walls and Twitter feeds. Thankfully you fixed everything with Foam (!!!) tickets. A firm hand with a soft touch, as usual. I wish you were my pervert stepdad.
Come on Prez these kids are pussies and back peddling cause they got caught.
You think they let a promoter use their computer and all this happened? Changing ownership of a domain alone is a 4-6 hour process.