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I’m Getting So Good At Breaking Stories…Half The Time I Don’t Even Know I’m Doing It
Eonline – Though the big reveal was scheduled, as it has been in recent years, for tonight on The Late Show With David Letterman, a blogger went and leaked the supposedly top-secret cover of the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. SI has no comment—what is there to say, really—but you may as well go ahead and ogle 2012 cover girl Kate Upton…
The SI leak possibly originated on Bar Stool Sports, a website devoted to Boston teams. But only after the photo of the cover, featuring Upton in a barely there string bikini, became a sensation did site founder David Portnoy realize that he may have started something.
“Wait did we just leak the Kate Upton SI cover? We’re so good we leak s–t and don’t even know,” he tweeted.
TMZ noted that a Michigan newsstand ended up with early copies of the issue, and a Twitter user whose listed website is the Michigan-based online clothing and housewares store Huzza tweeted this to Portnoy: “Wait, @stoolpresidente, did I just leak the SI Cover?”
Davey Pageviews just doing the damn thing again! Just breaking stories left and right without even knowing I’m breaking it. Like oh no biggie. I’ll just post the Kate Upton SI cover. The one that SI has been guarding with their lives. The one that Letterman is supposed to unveil tonight. Yawn. Just another day another dollar. Won’t even make a stink about it. Meanwhile E News and TMZ are scrambling around trying to figure out what happened. Oh no comment from Sports Illustrated you say? Hey I have a comment. You’ve been Davey Pageviewed! Deal with it.
PS – I picture Letterman pounding his fist onto his desk when he saw this and yelling “Damn You Pageviews! Damn You to Hell!”
your a clown, but nice work
Letterman’s a little bitch
“You’ve been Davey Pageviewed!” may be the most quotable line you’ve ever had. A+ blog
How and where did u get that picture
This is gold…good stuff Pageviews. That picture is so photoshopped though it’s not even funny.
Titfaced, read the post and you’ll see it clearly states where he got it…
I’d much rather see a super sized picture of her cranston.
In all honesty, with the easy access to porn nowadays, does anyone give a shit about things like the SI Swimsuit issue?
At this point you pretty much have to change your name legally to David Pageviews.
To quote Tom Petty “A Rebel without a Clue”
Pageviews for for three……….IT’ GOOD!!!
quattrroooo!!!!
these assholes are trying to take credit with breaking the story.
http://bostinno.com/2012/02/13/2012-sports-illustrated-swimsuit-issue-cover-featuring-kate-upton-leaked-image/
Davey Pageviews indeed! Viva la Stool!
Oh my God I want to play patty cake with those tits so fucking bad.
The real story here is SI has Alex Morgan in body paint…fingers crossed that they got the bull dike who always heads the ball too!
Alex Morgan? How about Shannon Boxx and Abby Wambach…now those are two smoke shows!
Thank god I’m able to beat off to this one day early. Oh how my life is complete!
Davey Pageviews strikes again! Jew Gold for everybody!
I genuinely lol’d at pageviewed.
tits like that promote rape culture… no doubt about it i would rape her till the room stinks
Upton totally promoting rape culture here. But all jokes aside I would rape her til the room stank and the bedsheets were unsaveable. Too much red and brown deep within the cotton fibers.
conway twitty? we must meet.
if i ever got to fuck her, i would promptly follow it with a shotgun blast to my own head because i know that no waking moment of life on this earth would ever be as close to as good as the moments (moment)…(seconds…) spent fucking her
hahahahahahha blogging gold portnoy.
A blog pageviews.
“a website devoted to Boston teams” now that made me laugh
“You%u2019ve been Davey Pageviewed!
What the fuck. My comment got all jammed up. Regardless make it a shirt.
give em the jew face!
I want to be her tampon.
You never know what you’re doing, but you seem to be always doing it right
I think the bigger “made it” moment is the Dale Jr. ad I just saw on the side on the screen. Congrats EP!!!
I don’t know how any Stoolie can actually claim they hate you, Pageviews. Well done.
A-. Nice work
by soxfan822 on February 14, 2012 at 1:51 am
“a website devoted to Boston teams” now that made me laugh
Actually Portnoy can’t spell for shit
It’s actually Boston Teens…………..Bite me KO
Watermark your images!!!
Why are there never any black smokeshows???… Oh what’s that? Cause your a full blown slave owner racist? Okay that makes sense than!
Honestly you would rather smokeshows a mediocre white girl (IE today’s snokeshow) than a bombshell blackie! Piss poor job on today’s too. New York and Phillie have legit 10′s and your looking at about a 5.5 at best…
~tkobarstool~
sox fan with a zinger….props
Nice, FIRE SCOTT
And of course in typical El Prez fashion, his first headline was unintelligible with the wording. That lasted for a half hour before it was corrected this morning. Should have kept it as it was for all of America to see BSS’s greatness. Viva La Fool! P.S, A broken clock tells the right time twice a day!
Well done Davey Pageviews.
This makes up for the 74 male prostitute blog post from earlier today.
The SI Cover unveiled on the Letterman Show. What the fuck is this, 1992? I’ll flip through that thing at the store for about 8 secs, longer than I’d watch any lame fucking talk show, and longer than it takes for me to type Kate Upton lookalike facial and press enter.
Is it really breaking news when no one gives a shit? And is it really a page view when the GTA makes me soft?
Also, might I suggest replacing Kill in MFK with Rape? Murder seems like a waste of poon.
To the rapists above, put the shotgun to your head first, then go raping.
Dave, you are so good at your job, you do it without knowing you re doing it, Well done.
I’m gonna take credit for coming up with the name Davey Pageviews even though its a complete lie…but I did…so I get 10% of all t-shirt sales with that name…so you can send me my $1.40 and thank your mom for buying one
Jackofspades piss off douchbag! Ur not funny and never have been…
~tkobarstool~
Tko…I think I received comment of the year earlier today by a few highly qualified anonymous barstool commenters…so ill take that apology now thanks
Funky butt loving! … amazing blog D-
Groundbreaking shit right there. I mean what would this country do if you hadn’t broke a swimsuit issue cover story? What’s next Pageviews? A cure for rectal cancer?
HuufPost is giving credit to TMZ. Boned Prez. Boned.
I hate the fact that I love this Davey Pageviews gimmick so damn much. He should only ever talk about himself in third person from now until forever after.
It was actually on Way To Early on MSNBC yesterday morning along with the knob swallower who took the cover photo. You probably would have liked him Portnose
I truly hope kelbo gets hit by a bus today. And that bus is filled with lepers with AIDS. And all the blood from those lepers leaks out into kelbo’s mouth. And he dies a slow death.
The end.
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AJ Daulerio has been AJ Pageviews for years now. I’ll give you credit for receiving more press in the last month than ever before, and you’ve obviously been working hard to piss enough people off, but this Davey Pageviews act is stolen. You’re like Dane Cook with even less talent.
And to the Prezzybear Protectors, I gave him credit. Therefore, I should receive only half the usual hate.
Kay Jewelers, why so venomous my friend? Seems like you make personal attacks after ever post I make. Is there something you’d like to share with us all?
need to enjoy her while we can. she’s gonna be a whale in 3 years.
th104, I don’t know if you work for Deadspin or something but, Deadspin is awful. Honestly I’d rather beat it to the SI swimsuit edition.
Kelbo, go sit on a HIV infected needle
Stro, I don’t work for DS but I prefer their writing to this, although I understand why people wouldn’t like it. I am just saying that this “Davey Pageviews” nicknam is straight from the Deadspin vault. Nothing new, not Portnoy’s creative genius. He is smart for capturing the non-Deadspin readers, though, so there is his one compliment this month for me.
kelbo,
Nothing I care to share. You are a pathetic person. No one is making you read this blog. And no one is then making you comment on how much distaste you have for the site and Portnoy.
I dont get how whiny cunts like you come here just to complain. You are so fucken annoying, and are also a gigantic pussy.
From Kay Jewelers on February 14, 2012 at 10:11 am
kelbo,
Nothing I care to share
Come on KJ, we all know you want to share, tell us all your true feelings! I come and here to post truths about El Prez and the site, which I do read daily. I just don’t follow him blindly like you and everyone else. I don’t idolize him like you do and shower him with such unworthy praise. It’s actually quite uncomfortable to read how you worship another man like this?
never seen a gym in her life.