In Honor Of Biebs Turning 18 Today I Present To You The Best Of The Dirty Bieber Secrets Website
Well the Biebs turned 18 today. You know what the means right? Motherfucker is legal now. So what better way to honor him than with some of the best entries in Dirty Bieber Secrets website. If you don’t know what this is it’s a website where people just come and leave messages about what they want Biebs to do to them. It’s either the funniest or most disturbing website in the history of earth depending on how you look at it.
Vote 1 for hilarious and 10 for beyond disturbing
(885 votes, average: 7.78 out of 10)
Loading ...
Its kinda giving me a woody i think.
And I thought the people leaving comments on the Stool were whacked.
You are a faggot.
Did StoolLaLa get reactivated?
First let me say that I am totally cool with El Pres and his crush on Lundqvist. That being said, I can picture Pres starting one for Lindqvist being like, “I want King Henrik to let me wear his goalie mask has he enters me from behind and tells me what a naughty boy I am until he turns me around and rips of his mask and nuts on my face and gives me a dirty sanchez.”
gaystoolie?
Was not expecting Tim Lincecum to show up in a threesome with the Biebs
Pres – just admit that the site is yours.
cum everywhere
I feel like my subconscious got uploaded.
mine would be to kill that faggot so I can do whatever I want to Selina
mine would be to kill that faggot so I can do whatever I want to Selina
over under at 94% of those comments written by middle aged men
justin shows up at my house with kate upton and selena gomez. he leaves, then the three of us proceed to do slutnutsy things
@Mattsh20 LOL
Pres wrote all that shit. FACT!
#3 is the best thing you’ve written in 3 fucking weeks Portnoy
[...] In Honor Of Biebs Turning 18 Today I Present To You The Best Of The Dirty Bieber Secrets Website http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?channel_url=https%3A%2F%2Fs-static.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fconnect%2Fxd_proxy.php%3Fversion%3D3%23cb%3Df535e56a28d76a%26origin%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fboston.barstoolsports.com%252Ff5f1699ece9b86%26relation%3Dparent.parent%26transport%3Dpostmessage&extended_social_context=false&href=http%253A%252F%252Fboston.barstoolsports.com%252Faround-barstool%252Fin-honor-of-biebs-turning-18-today-i-present-to-you-the-best-of-the-dirty-bieber-secrets-website%252F%20&layout=standard&locale=en_US&node_type=link&sdk=joey&send=true&show_faces=false&width=450 [...]
Rex Ryan checking in with the “I’m straight but i want Justin to jack me off with his feet” quote.
Easily the funniest post in this site in months
do you even know how to write about sports anymore pres?
biebs is my abs booooooyyyyyy
these are literally making me laugh outloud in the office hahaha wow, straight tapped.
These are funny but untrue…Justin is like 5 nothing and must have a little penis. All the gay shit he sings about probably means he would last less than a min. Which is ok because it’s an evolutionary advantage.