SRIRACHA – An emergency call for assistance to help a man with a metal ring around his sexual organ was received by the radio center of the rescue unit of Sawangprateepthammasathan Sriracha, Chonburi province. The doctor and nurse of the emergency room at Aow Udom hospital in Amphur Sriracha were asked to assist the male patient, who had the ring of a motorbike encasing his sexual organ that could not be taken off. Rescue officers found that the man’s sexual organ was swollen, so the officers used a small saw to cut the ring off, which took more than 1 hour.

The man was about age 40 and did not reveal his name and surname to the reporter. He said after finishing work at his construction job, he always wore the ring of the motorbike to measure the size of his sexual organ. But today his sexual organ got erect to a bigger size than usual, so he could not take off the ring, and he felt so shy so he didn’t go to see the doctor. So he left the ring on overnight until his sexual organ was swollen and bleeding, and he felt the hurt so much, so he decided to ask his relatives to bring him to the hospital.
The man would like to warn other people not to do this because it was so dangerous. He said it was very frightening to see the doctors, nurses and rescue officer bringing the cutting equipment into the emergency room.

I can’t say I’m surprised by this story. Weird shit just always seems to happen in Sawangprateepthammasathan Sriracha for some reason doesn’t it? Anyway how about the saw they used to cut this guy’s dick ring off? Listen I don’t care if my dick is bleeding and ready to fall off or what. There is just no way I’m letting that piece of machinery near my dick. No way no how. Give me gangrene. Give me my dick falling off. Give me death. Give me anything but that giant chainsaw hacking up my cock.