Huffpo – Is your spouse stepping out on you? Not to worry, TheCheeky.com’s anti-cheating ring will stop adulterers before they do the deed. How? The titanium band, which costs $550, has an interior engraving that reads “I’m Married” backward. When the ring is taken off, the words are left imprinted on the wearer’s finger — exposing his or her true marital status.

This has to be the dumbest idea ever right? Like there are two types of chicks in the world. Those who want to get fucked by married men and those who don’t. I’m not trying to trick chicks into thinking I’m single. Y’all know me. Know how I earn a livin’. In fact I’d go so far as to say being married is the single biggest turn on for a certain demographic of sluts. So if I’m looking to get laid the last thing I’m going to do is take off my ring. But even if I did all this imprint on my finger would do is make them these crazy ho’s want to fuck me even more.

PS – In full disclosure I lost my wedding ring last year in Nantucket. I haven’t bought a new one because I’m convinced I still have the best married guy pick up line in the country.

Cute Girl – Hey Prezzy where is your wedding ring?

Pres – I lost it surfing.

Cute Girl – Do you mind if I suck your dick real quick?