Introducing The Ostrich Pillow
Kickstarter – OSTRICH PILLOW offers a micro environment in which to take a comfortable power nap in the office, travelling or wherever you want. Have a power nap in the office, travelling or wherever you want with OSTRICH PILLOW. OSTRICH PILLOW is a revolutionary new product to enable easy power naps anytime, everywhere, OSTRICH PILLOW ‘s unique design offers a micro environment in which to take a cosy and comfortable power nap at ease. OSTRICH PILLOW has been designed to allow you to create a little private space within a public one, to relax and unwind. Its soothing soft interior shelters and isolates your head and hands (mind and body) for a short break, without needing to leave your desk, chair, bench or wherever you may be.
So the Ostrich Pillow was on that website Kickstarter this week trying to raise money so the inventors of the pillow could actually afford to mass produce these things. Kickstarter has to be the craziest website on the internet right? People just say they need money for stupid shit and then stupid people donate thousands of dollars to stupid ideas. I mean the Ostrich Pillow has raised 50 thousand dollars in a week? Who is donating money to this? Seriously this is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Take a power nap in the office? Really? Listen if I ever saw one of my employees sitting at their desk with this Ostrich Pillow on I literally couldn’t fire them fast enough. I mean it’s bad enough to sleep on my dime, but to mock me with this Ostrich Pillow? Get the fuck out of here with that shit. Not to mention the thing doesn’t even solve the #1 issue with sleeping in weird places and that’s neck cramps. Such a joke yet it raised 50K. I’m in the wrong fucking business.




Looks like the perfect reverse glory hole to me….cant wait to stick my prick in some sorry sap’s unsuspecting mug at the airport
Seriously can’t imagine seeing anyone wearing this. It’s existence is mind blowing.
you could grab that dudes suitcase and literally be in the parking lot before he got the thing off his head to see where you went.
I guarantee this thing is featured in a porno within 30 days.
El Prez has no use for this because Jews sleep in cocoons. Fact.
I ostrich pillow being sent to fieghtlburger and neal as we speak
A cup of coffee seems like a more sensible option to me.
I can’t help but wonder what Davey page views beak would like poking out of that thing.
You’re just pissed because you didn’t think of this. If you did, you’d have already backed it, every one of your employees would be given one as part of your marketing campaign and these things would be promoted at your blackout shows as a way to further enjoy Molly, day-glo, and homo-erotic doucheism…
Oh, and pmrkingston, that was the funniest thing I’ve read all week bro!
El Prez’s nose wouldn’t fit in the thing.
headsweating for days, then your head smells like shit
Wow, On average one backer have 79.33 to this giant wad of shit invention. I can think of about 6 handles of Jim Beam that could’ve gone to. Damn shame
“The Mobile Glory Hole” – allowing Neil to suck cock anywhere, any time.
Auschwitz pillow?
Hey Prez, one of these for morning after pills and penicillin after the next Foam party … Those DCU bitches need it
i saw this thing about 3 years ago. fucking pres.