Kickstarter – OSTRICH PILLOW offers a micro environment in which to take a comfortable power nap in the office, travelling or wherever you want. Have a power nap in the office, travelling or wherever you want with OSTRICH PILLOW. OSTRICH PILLOW is a revolutionary new product to enable easy power naps anytime, everywhere, OSTRICH PILLOW ‘s unique design offers a micro environment in which to take a cosy and comfortable power nap at ease. OSTRICH PILLOW has been designed to allow you to create a little private space within a public one, to relax and unwind. Its soothing soft interior shelters and isolates your head and hands (mind and body) for a short break, without needing to leave your desk, chair, bench or wherever you may be.
So the Ostrich Pillow was on that website Kickstarter this week trying to raise money so the inventors of the pillow could actually afford to mass produce these things. Kickstarter has to be the craziest website on the internet right? People just say they need money for stupid shit and then stupid people donate thousands of dollars to stupid ideas. I mean the Ostrich Pillow has raised 50 thousand dollars in a week? Who is donating money to this? Seriously this is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Take a power nap in the office? Really? Listen if I ever saw one of my employees sitting at their desk with this Ostrich Pillow on I literally couldn’t fire them fast enough. I mean it’s bad enough to sleep on my dime, but to mock me with this Ostrich Pillow? Get the fuck out of here with that shit. Not to mention the thing doesn’t even solve the #1 issue with sleeping in weird places and that’s neck cramps. Such a joke yet it raised 50K. I’m in the wrong fucking business.