Is It A Law That You Have To Be A Pussy To Step Foot On A Soccer Field?
What the fuck was that? Trip onto nice, soft, perfectly manicured grass? Yup, bring out the stretcher. It’s so absurd that it actually makes perfect sense.
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who the fuck are the players laughing at. thats gonna be each one of you over the course of the next two hours
I saw Rocky IV about 200 times so the national anthem clearly shows this soccer match is in Russia.
Drago would have never pulled a pussy move like this guy….just ask Apollo Creed.
No
you son of a bitch slutnut – you took the words right out of my mouth.
Your vendetta against soccer is tired material. You never played, you don’t understand the game, and you have no idea whats going on or why people flop. You could make a montage of all the flops in the NBA finals alone, that would be equally ridiculous out of context.
Pittfan, soccer is for chicks and gays.
^^more of a response to slutnuts and the shit on this website than to the actual video
dudebro…you’ve completely changed my mind about the sport, now that I know it’s only for gays and chicks, I’ll stop enjoying a sport I’ve loved for years….idiot
Soccer must be huge in Russia. Look at all of those people in the stands.
hey pittfan, you know how I know you’re gay?
comment section fights havent been the same for a while
This is the funniest video of a guy eating shit i’ve ever seen. Then you add in his spine breaking the fall and a national anthem. Perfect 10
brilliantarrogance.com wait what?
I bet pittfan wears a Kordell Stewart shirt in his bedroom and tucks his wiener between his legs and dances to lady gaga.
Or maybe he doesn’t.
“I LOVE SOCCER!!!!!!”, pittfan said in a lispy, limp wristed, jean short squeal
it’s not soccer that’s the problem, it’s Europeans. Notice how every Euro bball player is seen as soft and they flop all over the place. If you watch the MLS or the US National team you will notice they don’t flop a lot, and basically never lay on the field like they got sniped by marky mark. Obviously it’s not the toughest sport, but it gets a bad rap b/c of the Euro dbags.
“Step foot?”
If you watch MLS, you need to stop snorting schmegma.
Granted this vid is funny as fuck, I’ll pick the SMALLEST Euro soccer player over the biggest NFL player any day. Call them a pussy and count down the milliseconds before a trash can gets slammed on your fucking nose. Americans are ALL pussies.
I’m not saying anyone watches the MLS or should, that’s the point. All you ever see is Euro soccer b/c it’s way better, so people conclude that every soccer player flops and acts like they have a fatal injury, when in reality that’s just how Europeans play almost every sport.
Dwayne Wade’s European?
I’ll pick the SMALLEST Euro soccer player over the biggest NFL player any day.
David Beckham vs. Terrell Suggs. Nice call you fucken dickhead.
Someone likes soccer and is therefore effeminate? You insecure “soccer is for fags” people are all the fucking same, so desperate to prove you’re super-masculine and not gay that you immediately take sides in a battle that you don’t need to fucking take sides in. Liking soccer doesn’t mean you hate football, or America, or Big Macs or whatever. It’s in attacking that you end up making yourselves look like insecure assholes.
pittfan has seen Magic Mike 4 times.
You should change that question mark to a period at the end of your first sentence. I am also confused on your “take sides in a battle that you don’t need to fucking take sides in” thing. So being opinionated is a bad thing? And the pussification of America continues indeed.
pittfan is trying so hard to act like hes not gay. Dude, just fucking own it! You like to prance around and slap boys asses. Its ok man, dont worry. Nothing worse than a gay who won’t admit it to himself.
genericjohnny has to be the most delusional gay i have ever seen. Soccer hooligans are tough. The players are pussies. You can deny it but the proof is everywhere you look. EUROPEANS ARE THE BIGGEST PUSSIES ON THE PLANET
pittfan rollerblades with other pittfans
Hey genericjohnny, you’re a huge faggot pussy. Whatdya think of that ass-fuck? Now go ass to mouth with Pittfan on a soccer field like a good parading homosexual
RG3 was not amused. Check the black bro with the weird hair at the end of the vid