Is The Alabama Fax Girl The Biggest Boner Murderer Of All Time?
So both NYC and Barstool U posted this today. Second year in a row Nick Saban made a local radio station hire some slut to stick her asshole in the camera’s face as the names of recruits rolled in. This chick’s body was so hot that I already had my dick out before I even realized what happened. But then they showed her face. Did we get trolled or something? I’ve honestly never been more disappointed in my life. Talk about a boner murderer huh? Like if you don’t think Saban has already fired that entire radio station you’re crazy. This shit won’t fly with him and nor should it. You don’t win National titles with mugs like these. You just don’t.
Classic fake out
I let out an audible “SWEET JESUS” when I scrolled down to her face
The stoolies need to rally around this cause and get this chick a nice set of veneers. Then everything will fall into place and all will be right with the world again.
Also I would definitely still fuck her
Those first 3 pics made my weenis flex.
You would still fuck her though (unless, of course you are gay).
Ass up, face down, that’s the way I like to fuck! Either that or a garbage bag… not talking about the one you can breathe in obviously….
does she even have teeth? or just all gums? whats the FUCK is that..me rove you rong time
beauty is only a light switch away!
why does she have letterman jackets on her teeth?
Total bonerjam.
i’d let her ride my bonerjam
not a good tooth to gum ratio
i would go balls deep
This, my friends, is why doggy style was invented.
Totally went from 100mph to a dead stop.
Props for the Bear Bryant houndstooth though.
She’s got First Lady-esque horse teeth.
totally giving my boner fits. doesn’t know what to do. bonerfits for the win.
So surprised you didn’t use bonerjam in the title…
fuck it. two tits and a pussy is good enough for me.
Is that a players mouth peice? Where are her teeth?
Are those braces?
yea it’s almost as bad as those fucking american apparel ads on the side of your website. shit makes me want to puke and cut myself.
No boner loss here. I’ve fucked uglier and fatter and lived to tell about it.
Aren’t dick wrecker and boner murderer synonyms?
stro, nobody cares how u like it…weirdo
I’d still smash
needs to be said again… dictionary definition w/picture: butterface. What has been seen cannot be unseen. Will never see houndstooth the same; ouch
fags worry about faces
i think bonerjam is supposed to be a good thing so he was correct in not using it
Typical Asian chick who doesn’t know how to do her make-up. If she filled in her eyebrows and put some eye makeup on, she would look alright.
You guys got the ghey for sure. This chick is slamming. Braces are fixing the teeth and she doesn’t walk around all day with her mouth open in a huge smile. Close that trap and she’s good to go.
Sourl brutha too boku. Too boku.
Don’t smile Gums!
zilchweb, when you are gay to the point that the sight of hot chicks makes you want to cut yourself you probably ought to seek help.
your not fuckin kidding. i saw those first three photos and i immediately started thinking, shit no one will notice if the door to my office is locked for no more than 45 seconds. fuck its nothing i haven’t done before. then boom pic number 4 and we were out of service. no worries though scrolled back up like it never happened moments later door was open and we were open for business like it never happened.
I was expecting a cock to fall out of her dress