Is There Anything Worse Than When Dunkin Donuts Straight Creams Your Iced Coffee?
What the fuck is this shit? Nothing more frustrating than when you order an iced coffee regular at Dunkins and they give you back this shit. Straight white russian. I mean is there even any coffee in this thing? If I wanted an ice cream I would have gone across the street to Ice Cream Smith. Dunkins needs to step up their game. Stop spending so much money on advertising and get back to quality control. This shit will ruin a day. I can’t even drink it. Straight cream. Wake up guys you’re missing a great game….


Prob being a Michigan fan
your a jew complain to the dot head and get a new one
“wake up guys your missing a great game” .. We all know that’s not a red sox game
Had some spic do that to me at a Sox game last summer. Was the worst
Had some spic do that to me at a Sox game last summer. Was the worst
The greatest iced coffee you’ve ever had = The Stool in its prime.
This iced coffee = The Stool now. But hey, I’m still going back to dunkin every morning for an extra large serving of cream.
NOTHING worse! Will help you get out last nights dinner though.
I hate that shit. Nothing worst then craving an ice coffee and taking the first sip and you get this shockingly disgusting taste because they fucked up your drink.
What about Brady’s kid having a howitzer?
Telling me may be fun for you but right now I’m in my mom’s basement looking for “wake up with” pics to beat off to. I can’t fix your coffee. Please either return or have someone else take that beverage that was made incorrectly and make you a new one with the proper mix of coffee and cream. K? thanks.
OMG I’ve been saying this shit for YEARS!!! That’s why now I either go 1 cream in a Small Iced or get a Medium (Turbo) with 2&2. And even then, sometimes it ends up fucking White Russian. I order ONE FUCKING CREAM and it’s still over-creamed. Wtf is wrong with these people… they’re interpretation of how the general public likes their coffee is highly askew!
anything worse? you could have woke up with a dick on your forehead
His nose looks like a dick.
How bout when they charge you for a hot cup after you just paid and already thru the change in the tip jar.
Order it in Spanish. Problem solved.
Walking into Dunkin Donuts and seeing the people who work there is so fucking depressing. How they dont just have employees blowing their brains out every other day is incredible. I’d rather work at an Apple factory making iPads in China than work at Dunkin.
Complaining about coffee from Dunkin is like complaing about the cashmire overcoat you purchased at Target
Coffee is for weak people
I especially enjoy when they smother the top of the cover with their dirty, sweaty palms. Why bother handing it to me in a normal way when you can palm the fucking thing? Disgusting.
Getting a D&D coffee in Mass is a losing proposition considering 90% of the CRimigrants who work there wouldn’t know a coffee bean from L.L. Bean. I order a med ice with 2 creams only…..I swear some of them interpret this as meaning TWICE the amount of cream as someone who just asks for cream would want. Worse is when u leave before taking the first sip only to realize that ur coffee tastes like it was rung out with the mop bucket from the ngiht before.
So i guess turning around and getting a new one was out of the question? Or how about when they hand it to you at the counter, saying something then? I really do not think a passive aggressive blog was your best solution.
Why would you leave there with it that color? Turn around and have them put a shot of coffee in it. Problem solved.
Ps the dunks on dot ave in Lower Mills sucks. You should be going to radio coffee house or the plate.
Davey Pageviews, it’s not their fault. You gotta put this on the fat fucks in line in front of you that order a coffee with 27 sugars, they are screwing skewing the judgment of the brazilians and indians behind the counter.
That will certainly help add to your chin collection pres
Fuck DD, Coffeebreak Cafe in Quincy or Green Hills in Dot.
Drink it black. Problem solved. Pussy.
Iced coffee? You fuckin homo.
Pres Takes his coffee like he takes his cocks…. full of cream.
agreed with yllus
Even your thumb looks Jewish.
Dunkin donuts sucks ass. Getting a breakfast sandwich is like eating a tire, all processed garbage. Top Donut!!
Drink it black, a-hole. Only Kids drink milk. Grown men don’t need to drink milk.
Now you know how we feel when you come up with a shitty t-shirt that doesn’t represent the stool the way it should.
Black coffee is the only way to go. I used to say “a little bit of cream” and they’d basically give me a fucking latte. Flat infuriating.
But don’t bullshit us, we know you drank it. You paid for it, you wouldn’t just give money away, Prez.
Every person I see drinking a Dunkin iced is either a fat fuck in a truck with workboots, an Oxyhead hanging out at the T, or a fat fuck WT chick. Dunkin = Lazy Fuck
^^ haha so true
Quality control? Bro, you hired Neil…
kinda like how you want your mouth to taste…huh el presidente
Worked at Dunkins for 2.5 months before I wanted to die. When you make the coffees, you actually hit a button and the machine measures it out. The tiffany of society that works there struggles to recognize the need for calibrating those machines when you refill them. The only thing that is done in packets is Sweet & Low, Equal or Splenda. Also, I saw someone get fired on the spot for not charging for the hot cup. If you want it so bad, order it at the microphone or register in the first place. It’s literally like the Truman show in there, they can find video of you working at any time and what you’re typing and shit. Also, I had people who would ask for extra extra cream and 14 sugars in a great one. That’s 7 creams and 14 sugars in 24 oz of “coffee,” if you’re keeping track. Oh and also a lot of those people serving your food are on work-release from prison, so I wouldn’t piss them off, because they basically have nothing to lose. One went back from getting a BJ behind the restaurant, which effectively broke his parole. So it’s a goddamn clown convention, in summary.
Do what youre told Jew. You’re lucky your German master didnt fill it full of Zyklon B
still dont understand the allure of cold coffee. also black is the only way. caffeine wakes you up, warm milk puts you to sleep. combining them neutralizes the drink. essentially drinking a laxative for no reason
I hope you didn’t send Neil to get this coffee…he has been known to ‘straight cream’ his bosses coffee. Just a heads up.
that shit’ll make you drop a dunkin deuce on a wworld record pace
Ah starting the day with a “cup oh cum” I see….
2 million dollar internet worth and you’re drinking Dunkin Donuts coffee? You buying furniture from Wal-Mart?
It’s a girl drink and they know that no girl would complain.
Some 15 yr old doosh used ‘OMG’ in a BSS comment section. New low achieved. Also, the clerk looked at your doughy face and assumed you take your coffee w/ extra lard. No foul here, move along.
Sounds like the Cruller Dilemma : http://dotrat.com/2012/08/10/double-ds-and-the-cruller-dilemma/
Quit collecting your fap samples from a weekends worth of beating it to 15 y/o smokes.