DM – After watching the Royal Wedding on TV, Jenny Fizgerald was determined to change her body to look more like Pippa Middleton. The mother-of-two, from Miami, Florida, paid $10,000 (£6,000) to have the perfect bum – and claims it was the key to finding love. ‘I didn’t want a huge bum – I wanted one that was pert and elegant like Pippa’s. ‘It was hard to meet men because I didn’t think I looked nice. ‘I was scared about what would happen if they ever saw me without my clothes on. ‘But now I am full of confidence.’ And in December, just three months after her surgery, Jenny found love.’I know my new bum made this happen,’ she said. ‘I finally feel great and sexy about myself.
I’m on the record as saying I hate plastic surgery. I hate boob jobs. I hate nose jobs. I’m a natural guy. Give me a cup titties that fit your frame rather than gross ass fakies. Seriously I’ve seen more Barstool smokes ruined by fake boobs than I can shake a stick at. But I got to admit this ass job is pretty fucking fantastic. Like I think this may be the first plastic surgery I can actually get behind. (no pun intended but intended) I still don’t know if I could mentally get over the fact that it’s a fake ass but I think I could manage. Yup it’s official. I can’t believe what I’m about to say because it goes against everything I stand for but I’m endorsing butt implants.