Is This The Best Use of 10K Ever?
DM – After watching the Royal Wedding on TV, Jenny Fizgerald was determined to change her body to look more like Pippa Middleton. The mother-of-two, from Miami, Florida, paid $10,000 (£6,000) to have the perfect bum – and claims it was the key to finding love. ‘I didn’t want a huge bum – I wanted one that was pert and elegant like Pippa’s. ‘It was hard to meet men because I didn’t think I looked nice. ‘I was scared about what would happen if they ever saw me without my clothes on. ‘But now I am full of confidence.’ And in December, just three months after her surgery, Jenny found love.’I know my new bum made this happen,’ she said. ‘I finally feel great and sexy about myself.
I’m on the record as saying I hate plastic surgery. I hate boob jobs. I hate nose jobs. I’m a natural guy. Give me a cup titties that fit your frame rather than gross ass fakies. Seriously I’ve seen more Barstool smokes ruined by fake boobs than I can shake a stick at. But I got to admit this ass job is pretty fucking fantastic. Like I think this may be the first plastic surgery I can actually get behind. (no pun intended but intended) I still don’t know if I could mentally get over the fact that it’s a fake ass but I think I could manage. Yup it’s official. I can’t believe what I’m about to say because it goes against everything I stand for but I’m endorsing butt implants.
nothing else to say besides what pres already said. spot on.
is picture 1 the girl and picture 2 the guy?
Like I think this may be the first plastic surgery I can actually get behind. (no pun intended but intended)
I just spit some cum out, and I wasn’t even swallowing any.
Typically pres, the “before picture” is placed before the “after picture” I mean I know that doesnt make any sense to you, but it’s just how its done. Also: If you posted just her before picture as a GTA 3 of my guesses would have all been men. She has straight.up.manass.
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Make this shit more confusing please. Why the fuck in a before and after sequence is the before picture on the right, and the after on the left. That doesn’t follow any sort of logic. Ass does look better in the after pic, first one looks like a straight up dude ass.
Even in the after pic, something about her torso just turns me off. Weird cause she’s got a cute face but a dude butt.
Doesn’t matter anyway. Indian bitches have to be ridiculously hot to be able to forget about the forest of armhair and curry smell. She will never get past that except for other indian men who don’t seem to care at all. What a slut
Why not give us a shot of her bare new ass? WTF. No one wants to see that man ass thing she had before.
Daily Mail is in the UK right? Maybe they do their before and after shots ass backwards (no pun intended but intended) like their driving.
And I don’t mean el Pres I mean her, why wouldn’t she want to show off the new ass as opposed to the old one
case in point
http://tinyurl.com/7edgqht
Clue 1 – she changes anything about herself even something as small as her underwear to feel more sexy you are about to get shit canned. See you later Mark Cuban clone
Which is before pic and which is after? Neither looks good
Judging by your 4 Jenny Dell posts per day I would have guessed that you were a huge fan of fake tits.
I’m being dead serious when I say that that is a man’s ass on the right. Pres you’ve lost your goddamn touch. I also can’t tell which is the before and which is the after, but they’re both brutal.
Hey retards – he just copy pasted the pictures from the link. He wasnt the one to have the before and after flipped, the daily mail screwed up.
Yeah, god forbid she eat a salad and go to the gym. Gotta blow some latex into her ass. I hope she sits down too hard and blows out a cheek.
gaystoolie is by far the funniest human being on this website. Prez needs to hire him.
Pres you should get a nose job, think about how you would be doing your part to stimulate the ecomony. Your beak alone will put dozens of guys to work for weeks.
Bahahahahhahaahaha fuckin gaystoolie….i spit my pepsi out and i was drinking it, fuck man you owe me keyboard hahahahaha
manny beat me to it. 10k for a fake ass for confidence give me a break. Stupid bitches. Save your money and try the gym for $20/mo you lazy whore! Then she would not only look better all over buy be healthy too. But fuck no – give some surgeon more money. She gets my vote for dumbest broad of the year (thus far).
Still probably has a super stinky bush
I’m calling BS. They quoted her as saying “bum” twice. Who the eff in the goddamn US of A says bum when referring to their ass? Bum means drunk homeless man. Next!
Hebrew is read from right to left so the before and after are correct for a Jew.
http://www.brilliantarrogance.com/2012/04/femme-fatale.html
Hey freshlesh, this is a british site that published the story. British people say bum instead of ass, so I’m going to go out on a giant limb and say the woman was talking about her ass or butt, and they chose to change her quotes to say bum because thats the standard over there.