Is This The Perfect Christmas Gift For the Ladies? The Little Rooster Vibrator/Alarm Clock
Gizmodo - Vibrator Alarm Clock The Little Rooter is an alarm clock specially-designed for women that wakes them by buzzing *ahem* where the sun don’t shine. The device sits inside a lady’s panties with its tip resting on her privates. At the proper time of day, the Little Rooster will wake her up with increasing vibration intensities. It includes both a traditional snooze setting as well as a Snorgasm setting, which vibrates very gently for “a ten-minute erotic slumber.” The Play function allows it to act as a normal sex toy.
How the fuck is a chick gonna get a normal night sleep with a vibrator shoved up her vagina? And more importantly since when do girls liked being woken up with somebody rubbing their clit? I thought only dudes woke up horny? But I fully admit I don’t know the first fucking thing about girls or what make them tick so maybe this doesn’t bother them and maybe they are just as horny as guys in the morning? But if that was true why aren’t we fucking every morning? I don’t know it just seems like this vibrator alarm clock should be an invention for dudes not sluts right? Like find me a comfortable alarm clock that wakes me up by jacking me off and I’ll take 10 of them. Just make sure I can sleep with it and we’re golden.
I have morning sex 95% of the time. I thought everyone did…
Now if they get the buttplug version you are all set prez. Wake you up from your sweet dreams of Lambert and Gronk. Wakeup throwing frozen ropes all over the first lady. But we will “wink, wink” and make her think it was thoughts of her.
Pres, newsflash: Whether they like to admit it or not, girls always enjoy it when you rub their clit. Armed with this information, and after a quick trip to WebMD for a roadmap to the clitoris, you may finally be able to satisfy your wife. You’re welcome.
by above_the_clouds on November 30, 2011 at 5:52 pm
I have morning sex 95% of the time. I thought everyone did…
He’s talking about with a woman though..
I’ve dated some chicks who are all about morning sex. I’m more of a night sex guy myself though. Too tired during the week and too hungover during the weekend for morning sex.
And no, girls don’t always like it when you rub their clit without foreplay you weirdo.
bosox, I thought that was implied, but let me clear that up. Don’t roll over and give your girls clit a friction burn.
bosox, to be fair his username is “mannys poop towel.” Don’t think hes a real casanova.
Manny, tell Julian edelman that.
Chicks LOVE the morning sex. Well most of them I think; from what I’ve been told.
Buddy: Willing to bet if her boyfriend wasn’t around it wouldn’t have been and Julian would’ve been dick deep in that by the end of the song. Makalaka: I come here because my girlfriend doesn’t, not looking to be a casanova.
wouldn’t have been an issue*
Get me this clock!!
I’m buying this for my daughter. She’ll never be late for fourth grade English again.
I saw the ‘Best Xmas Gift for ladies”, than the picture. I thought it was a dustpan/scale hybrid, the perfect gift for that special little lady in your life. She can sweep the floor, than just before she reaches any positive feelings of accomplishment she can hop on and weigh herself, thus demoralizing her. All in keeping with an environment conducive to a happy healthy home for yourself.