It’s Go Time With My Hair
So It’s official. After watching that last intern video with the copier thing there can be no denying it. I’m going bald. Surfer hair in the front. Debacle in the back. I ain’t even that mad at my hair either. It put up a hell of a fight. I mean Sales Guy has been bald as long as I’ve known him. Brady’s hair tapped out a couple years ago and forced him to get hair implants. My dad couldn’t be more bald if he tried. I made it to 35. I can’t complain. . So now my question is what the fuck do I do? Rogaine? Propecia? Or do I just throw in the towel, kiss my surfer hair goodbye and start wearing sweatpants 24/7. Because I don’t know much but I don’t think surfer translates with a black hole in the middle of it. Originally I was thinking Propecia would be a simple solution. However upon further review I guess Propecia can have some side effects. Oh nothing too important…Only impotence, abnormal ejaculation, decreased ejaculatory volume, abnormal sexual function, erectile dysfunction, ejaculation disorder and testicular pain. Umm what the fuck? What good is having surfer hair if your dick doesn’t work right? Or are these just horror stories that is like 1 in a million of effecting you? I need some advice from bald ass stoolies. What is the play here? What is my next move? Can I still be a media mogul without hair? It’s unthinkable right?
theres two kinds of people who wear sunglasses indoors. Blind people and assholes.
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See if you can hook yourself up with some free caboki. Fix yo salad.
http://www.caboki.com/index.html
Wow, Cheryl is a cunt and a half. Sure don’t blame the little cunts who vandalized the place, blame the guy who makes a good point.
I fucking hate it when people trick or treat and they are like 20 year old flamboyant gay men dressed like Lady Gaga. Get the fuck off my porch.
Grow a pair and just shave it
When you start going bald, and you have a face and body as repulsive as yours, I think the best solution is to pack it up, and raise the white flag. Don’t ever quit, but some extreme circumstances I think call for it, and this is it. You ugly fuck.
Mikey Adams has a beautiful head of hair http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhludf_H-Fw
Shaving your head is for idiots.
Give biotin a try
Dont you need a dick for any of those side effects to be relevant?
Kelly Slater shaved his head and he banged hotter chicks than Gronk
1) Be thankful you are already married; 2) buy yourself a razor at Costco for $30 and do it yourself; and 3) clean up that neck hair
jew
Bosley…you’re not a media mogul until you drop 10K on artistic hair transplant surgery
Drink Kombucha. http://robbwolf.com/2012/05/23/crazy-kombucha/
I took Propecia for only 3months, took my dick a year to fucking wake up after that shit, so scary I’m fucking lucky compared to alot of guys. Obligatory offensive joke – go gas chamber style, should suit you bro.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cTkTEpEYfk
my advice? live dammit! Seriously though you still have pretty good coverage back there. This balding is in its infancy
Too bad your it wasnt receding in the front because if that was the case, I’d suggest wearing a sweatband like LeBron.
no clue what you’re wife looks like, but you better hope she doesnt leave you. near 40 bald man? not getting anyone. and this website isnt famous so you’d get no new woman through fame. hair plugs worked for brady
real talk right here Pres.
Im a few years older than you, and my lettuce was similar to your….full as fuck except for my Manu Ginobli spot started to thin. Started using Rogain foam, less messy than the other shit. Long story short, it seems my hair has gotten a bit fuller but for sure isnt falling out as much or at all it seems.
The biggest thing I did was lose about 25lbs….bitches care less about a thinning head of hair as they do a fat neck chunky SOB! Like @beanflicka said, Slater did it. Yes I know he is a pro athlete, but if you are an “in shape” going bald fuck, it aint nearly as bad as being a bald, fat, hook necked asshole.
Just my 2 cents
Are you talking about the hair on your head, or the back of your neck?
Simple solution: get in touch with your heritage and start sporting a yarmulke. Bye bye, bald spot!
Personally I’d just go with the yarmulke 24/7, but then again I’m not a greedy fucking jew thats balding , so that’s probably not an option.
BUT
It’s your lucky day EP,
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why is it a different color?
get ya yarmulke ready
just off yourself, bro.
Do people besides the track girls actually think Brady got plugs?? Look at the dudes hair now.
Most dudes over 30 are going bald in some way or the other. Who cares deal with it.
You can start by having your boyfriend refrain from rubbing you on the back of the head while he’s throat fucking you.
DO NOT do Propecia. Did it for 3 years, 3 years later still not back to “normal”. There are class action lawsuits now. BTW, you still have a good amount of hair. In the end, shave it be bad ass.
Visit this site and you will read every horor story.
http://propeciahelp.com/
First lady probably thinks you have been on propecia since you met if erectile disfunction is a side effect.
Shaving the head bald is a douche move, might have been cool 10 years ago, now every balding tool does it. Plus you gotta be in good shape to pull that look off, and you know, no offense pal but i wouldn’t call you in good shape. You have a lot of hair though, and it’s a slow process. I’d say in the summer cut it down to a short boys regular, nothing worse than a thining wet salad at the beach. Then in 4-5 years when it’s really gone just go with a year round buzz cut.
My how times have changed…
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/my-hair-is-just-killing-it-today/
look to matt lauer, he did it well i think. but he’s in shape.
classic horshoe pattern…once the enemy advances beyond that perimeter, you won’t be the tastemaker anymore
Just got with more and more headbands until everything is covered
*go
I don’t speak Spanish, so i don’t really know what they are saying, but this product looks legit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnFYlqS6aU8
You got plenty of hair. Listen to Snapdragon and hit the gym. I’m older than you by a bit and look 100x better cause I spend 3-4 per week in the gym. Chicks love my new look.
Not a huge problem is you are acting age appropriate. But if you’re still trying to bed college girls in your mid-thirties then you better stock up on Molly and Roofies.
Only fags or bald people have problems with Propecia. I’ve been on it for over 10 years, went from bald to a full head of hair, work from home so I beat off over 3 times a day, and have kids. Complete wonder drug. And since it’s also used to treat prostate cancer, I never have to worry about that either.
Dinky2, plenty of offense but you sound like a huge loser to be honest
You’re well on your way to looking like Jerry Sandusky
Fuckin Kalansky cant get his dick hard, na na na na na nahhh
here you go dick bag…youll be 40, fatter and balder by 2017 but who knows you might still have a shot
the real problem is that shylock protrusion
http://video.msnbc.msn.com/nightly-news/46828487#46828487
Who are you trying to fool with labeling your haircut a “Surfer” haircut. It resembles nothing but a northeastern jew cut.
-From your sobering surfer in Newport Beach California.
by pedrofartinez on June 11, 2012 at 5:25 pm
Dinky2, plenty of offense but you sound like a huge loser to be honest
With a great head of hair, no offense taken pussy.
YeA. Rogaine it up. It helps regrow hair but more importantly slows the loss of more hair. Not many people kno that. Only use once a day even tho they say do it twice. Has worked fairly well
Your backs lookin a little hairy to brah
wear one of those jewish cloth frisbee things on your bald spots.
Who cares u big fucking hooknose Jew u should be gased like a old shit smelling dog. Jew
Who cares u big fucking hooknose Jew u should be gased like a old shit smelling dog. Jew
Sounds like Propecia is the move. Go with that.
You’ll still be a fat dump either way. No one gives a fuck what your hair looks like, especially your wife, who hasn’t touched your little useless dick in 10 years.
Get a hat with a built in pony tail
Agree that propecia is the way to go. I’ve been taking for 10+ years and would be bald as the sidewalk without it. Never had any side effects.
My father is a hair doctor and after I just showed him your pic, he said you are a perfect candidate for implants. He also said he will do it for 50% off if you give him one of these pop-up ads. Btw, yes, Brady was/is a client of his. But, shhhhhh… nobody is supposed to know.
Just let it go. Two years from now your hairline will look similar to a toilet seat. Which works out perfectly, seeing as how you have shit for brains.
I took Propecia, it gave me terrible gas. I’m getting hair transplants, baldness is for the birds. Probably shouldn’t go by “Harry” anymore though…
Did the kool aid man drop a load on your ginobli spot?
Enough about jew,lets blog about jew
Pres if you’ve ever listened to anything a commenter has written on this site then you should google Toppik.. my pops uses it.. and itll change your life..your welcome”
PS.. it will fix your bald spot but will do nothing for your nose..and all older stoolies yall are also welcome.. just check it out..
serious question, not even trying to be hilarious commenter #39573493 coming in hot with a jew joke: is it just me, or do 90% of jews over 35 have a bald spot directly in the spot wear they’d wear a yarmulke? not even joking, i use that as a clue if i’m trying to determine if a guy is jewish or not. crazy phenomenon.
in other news, i don’t think there’s a tv character i ever hated as passionately as cheryl david. hey….bitch….you’re on a $200M free ride. shut the FUCK up. you knew he was quirky and awkward before you were married. plus, half of his shenanigans are misunderstandings that aren’t his fault. you like that mansion you live in? like not having to work and being able to devote your time to saving the environment and shit? have the guy’s fucking back once in a while. fuckin’ ingrate…
do you even fucking read philly ever? I know, I know, its bad. BUT, it’s not all horrible guess that asses and awful ask a black blogger blogs. It also has some useful stuff for old, ugly, large nosed, small dicked, and now, balding asshole jews like yourself! check it:
http://philly.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/upenn-to-cure-baldness-within-5-years-no-big-deal/
You just gotta hold out 7 years. 5 for them to perfect it, 2 to test to make sure monkey dicks dont grow out of your head instead of hair. let the idiots test it before you put anything inside that “Adonis” body you got there big guy.
Good luck, god speed.
monkey dicks. thats really all i got.
p.s. ilovebarstoolsports – best comment of the day.
As a child i actually thought guys who had bald spots in the back of their head was FROM yarmulkes
Wait is pres jewish?
Propecia. All. The. Way.
- dana bibles midget penis
Guy. Bosley for sure. Get the surgery.
Costanzaberg..grow the little twisty sideburns to ya heeb
Walter Fucking White look. “We’re done when I say we’re done…” Wouldn’t work without the shaved dome. Pull that hat down low and bad ass your way to the top.
Pres,
Step 1: Buy bald cap costume thing
Step 2: Put it on and write a blog to trick the Stoolies into thinking you really shaved your head
Step 3: if you look good, shave your head
Risk-free understanding of how you look bald, and a blog out of it. Win win
Don’t shave it yet – I am picturing a Stevie Janowski look if you do.
Just bic it bro. That’s what I did. And the best part of it is no more needing shampoo. Just a bar of soap takes care of everything. Only downside is the ARC retards in the building I work in always want to rub my head for some reason. But yeah. Bic that shit.
No dice with Propecia. Took it for 2 years all it does is POSSIBLY slow the balding down while simultaneously giving your penis SARS. Clippers sans guard. Gotta own the baldness, not run from it.
Can’t believe how many jokers actually use that shit.
And I love the comment about shaving the remainder off is some hard guy thing (though maybe if you add in a goatee). Um, no, it’s saying “I don’t want a fucking see-through hair-do so I’ll just keep it shaved”
if you get hair transplants………everyone knows. shit looks terrible. you have a ways to go, but when it starts looking like a fuckin toilet seat, buzz it down. don’t necessarily bic it, but buzz it close. who gives a fuck? girls sure don’t. it’s not a big deal. the one thing that hurts is that you’re only about 5’10”. if you were over six feet it would help. still…. buzz it.
I initially thought this comment section was filled with teens but now i realize that it is full of out of shape, balding, 40 somethings. I was way off! Pres, just get that hair spray paint, shit works pro…
El Pres looks like a cross between Booger from Revenge of the Nerds and Mark Zuckerberg retarded twin brother.