Yup it’s that time of season again. Interns making a mockery of life at Barstool Sports. Only the best of the best per usual.
PS – I’m disappointed how gross and deformed I look in this video.
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You do a pretty good job of making a mockery of barstool yourself, you really don’t need interns for that
What a waste of copier toner. Could have used some of it to cover that bald spot on the back of your head.
I’m honestly not saying this just to make you feel better, but I wouldn’t worry about looking deformed. I’d spend your energy worrying about y our hair loss. Holy shit it’s literally 2 different colors because your hair is so think back there.
You are deformed though, it’s like your face is 3 feet ahead of your back.
What a bunch of fucking knuckle heads! I wouldn’t be able to put up with those kids!
Who the fuck is taking your trash away, I we could throw a dead body in mine they will take it, just don’t throw fucking florescent bulbs away they have a stroke. Or you just palm the garage guy. You need a crash course in small biz press, your half a retard.
I’d love to see an intern try to make a case to their professor that they deserve academic credit for this internship.
How did these goons qualify to be an intern?
Is it me or is Pres wearing a fuckin toupee to cover his bald spot? There is a patch of hair in the Yamulke region that is significantly lighter than the rest if his hair.
I see dead follicles.
Squid University’s Milton Campus
HAHAHAHAHAHA! END OF VIDEO. PERFECTION.
Do you get that kind of posture from years and years of trying to blow yourself?
Nice to see someone in the TShirt biz wear a freebie from a 5K you did in 2001.
Well now we know how many retards it takes to get a copy machine out of a dumpster.
Last post for me. Fuck you barstool and your pop ups. Your shit is not good enough for me to deal with the pop ups. Bye bye
This shit is painfully boring
Pres, your annual long-winded, repetitive explanations to interns of how moronic they are are truly painful.
Tall guy is just a moron but that video would have been top if el pres took that one extra step into douchebagness and tall guy put him in the dumpster.
Is this seriously all it takes to be an intern? What exactly do they do by the way?
Are all you morons complaining about the pop-ups still using Internet Explorer 5 or something? Get Firefox and install Adblock Plus, it’s all free and I haven’t seen an ad on any website in like 4 years.
Hardooo. You’re going bald.
Finn McCool.. Mind BOTTLING?? Really?? Those interns are goobers
Hey Prez, your yarmulke tan line is showing from all the Sun-In you use.
Jenna looks pretty bangable on that bud poster behind your bald head at the start.
Pres, you fucking hardo lose some weight.
The parrot at the 1:38 mark literally has the same posture as prez.
I don’t know what I was expecting given his nickname but the minute tall guy walked in I said to myself, damn that motherfucker is tall.
Does your hair have a yarmulke tan line????
who are these idiots
4guys, mind bottling is the correct term (on barstool) try to keep up. don’t call out someone else just because you don’t get the reference.
into bolivian with the last gun in the bullet
Gosh I wish that van that drove by jumped the curb and took you four motherfuckers out.
Nice tits, pres. Anyways, hiring 3 dudes as interns was strikes 1, 2, and 3.
I don’t even know what to say about that.
Sick frosted tips on the back of your head brah
Pres, tell SalesDouche to get on the horn to NYC and call Pfizer’s ad agency for a Rogaine sponsorship. You could make some cash and get some of your lettuce back at the same time
hard to look disfigured next to tall guy. jesus christ that kid must have marfans syndrome
i actually agree with pres here, these kids are excruciatingly stupid. Why would they drive 15 minutes to pick up a truck so they could take the copier to the dump, only to then put the copier in the dumpster and return the truck unused? They never explained what they were thinking.
Shouldn’t interns just be tested for common sense anyway? If they have it the tasks in the video are done yesterday. But then again we wouldn’t get gems like this.
ifhy, while i completely agree with your last comment, if you can’t decipher sarcasm, then definitely don’t call someone out. you are literally too stupid to insult.
I WANT TO INTERN
I am honored to say that this is my first comment on this site. And reading this for awhile, what the hell happened to this site? I’d rather jerk off with sandpaper than watch that video again
Great Caesar’s ghost, Portnoy! What bridge do you live under, you troll-looking motherfucker, you? Looking like fucking Miracle Max from the Princess Bride with that humpback/neck and that schnozz. Clean that shit up Bloody Loco ASAP.
I thought for a second that Tall Guy fucked you up for talking shit to him and then I realized you just have a huge Jew Nose.
Nice to know that once you’ve completed your 40k education, you’re still to fucking stupid to be a garbageman.
Tall guy is gonna kill Blackout in the new “Robbie the Redwood” costume
No joke man you need to see a doctor about that posture. Humpback by age 50 easily
where’s that whore Molly?
good save 4guys. good effort. you don’t understand a reference and then claim sarcasm. asshat
You’re like a retarded king of the retards. Definitely explains the ‘for rent’ sign hanging in the front window
Yeah 4 guys missed it bad
world class balding jew flow
I have to agree with EL PREZ these kids are thick as paste.
hahahaha little birdie is so right look at the parrot and look at pres, haha what a joker your are David
really necessary for to get in a bag to go in the dumpster? these guys go to foam parties with god knows what floating in that crap and hes afraid of dog shit in a can
Man if I was these dudes parents and was paying 50k a year to send my kid to BC, and he signs up as an intern at that shithole and is taking out Prez’s trash i would dis own the fuckin kid!
you look like the turtle from rocko’s modern life
God, hit a gym or something bro. Sloppy as fuck right now!
ending was worth it
those kids look like the biggest fuckin dweebs ever
Yo Pres, I hear Lambert read this blog but he spit out his cum and he wasn’t even drinking any when he saw how shitty you looked. Clean it up bro
1. Why do these interns listen to you your a joke
2. You can throw anything non toxic in a dumpster you landlord is full of shit and your a fat Jew pres
3. There’s got to be 100 kids lining up to intern at the stool hire and fire everyday. Would make for great blogging
And where I’d that slut intern Molly I loved her best intern you wee hired
what happened to that slutbag gracie huh? she prob realized that your a balding hunchbacked jew asshole huh
So I see you opted for the goon squad approach when choosing interns. Should have assembled a smokeshow team instead
what the hell were u thinking…these kids are clowns. ask them if theyve ever had a beer
If you are looking for someone competent, Im always free Pres.
3 little jew leprechauns and a tall awkward geek, these are the guys poking fun at people? haha fuck me thats a knee clapper… and whats with the midget with tits in the blue shirt. Does he have three elbows or is that an extra knee growing above his mouth??
I won’t stab your air conditioner and cause I’m a chick you don’t have to worry about me lifting a copier anywhere. Plus my tits are A+
TOFTS (tits out for the stool)
whorefrost “it’s like your face is 3 feet ahead of your back. ”
I blame you for hiring a tool in a Ferrari jacket.
It’s an internment camp for…interns!
I know this is a year old, but if you haven’t figured it out by now they drove to Randolph because that’s how long it takes for a blunt ride, and they threw the copier in there because they’re lazy, baked dumbasses who would rather have the garbage man handle it than drive to the dump themselves
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