Yup it’s that time of season again. Interns making a mockery of life at Barstool Sports. Only the best of the best per usual.
PS – I’m disappointed how gross and deformed I look in this video.
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I know this is a year old, but if you haven’t figured it out by now they drove to Randolph because that’s how long it takes for a blunt ride, and they threw the copier in there because they’re lazy, baked dumbasses who would rather have the garbage man handle it than drive to the dump themselves
It’s an internment camp for…interns!
I blame you for hiring a tool in a Ferrari jacket.
whorefrost “it’s like your face is 3 feet ahead of your back. ”
I won’t stab your air conditioner and cause I’m a chick you don’t have to worry about me lifting a copier anywhere. Plus my tits are A+
TOFTS (tits out for the stool)
3 little jew leprechauns and a tall awkward geek, these are the guys poking fun at people? haha fuck me thats a knee clapper… and whats with the midget with tits in the blue shirt. Does he have three elbows or is that an extra knee growing above his mouth??
If you are looking for someone competent, Im always free Pres.
what the hell were u thinking…these kids are clowns. ask them if theyve ever had a beer
So I see you opted for the goon squad approach when choosing interns. Should have assembled a smokeshow team instead
what happened to that slutbag gracie huh? she prob realized that your a balding hunchbacked jew asshole huh
And where I’d that slut intern Molly I loved her best intern you wee hired
1. Why do these interns listen to you your a joke
2. You can throw anything non toxic in a dumpster you landlord is full of shit and your a fat Jew pres
3. There’s got to be 100 kids lining up to intern at the stool hire and fire everyday. Would make for great blogging
Yo Pres, I hear Lambert read this blog but he spit out his cum and he wasn’t even drinking any when he saw how shitty you looked. Clean it up bro
those kids look like the biggest fuckin dweebs ever
ending was worth it
God, hit a gym or something bro. Sloppy as fuck right now!
you look like the turtle from rocko’s modern life
Man if I was these dudes parents and was paying 50k a year to send my kid to BC, and he signs up as an intern at that shithole and is taking out Prez’s trash i would dis own the fuckin kid!
really necessary for to get in a bag to go in the dumpster? these guys go to foam parties with god knows what floating in that crap and hes afraid of dog shit in a can
hahahaha little birdie is so right look at the parrot and look at pres, haha what a joker your are David
I have to agree with EL PREZ these kids are thick as paste.
world class balding jew flow
Yeah 4 guys missed it bad
You’re like a retarded king of the retards. Definitely explains the ‘for rent’ sign hanging in the front window
good save 4guys. good effort. you don’t understand a reference and then claim sarcasm. asshat
where’s that whore Molly?
No joke man you need to see a doctor about that posture. Humpback by age 50 easily
Nice to know that once you’ve completed your 40k education, you’re still to fucking stupid to be a garbageman.
Tall guy is gonna kill Blackout in the new “Robbie the Redwood” costume
I thought for a second that Tall Guy fucked you up for talking shit to him and then I realized you just have a huge Jew Nose.
Great Caesar’s ghost, Portnoy! What bridge do you live under, you troll-looking motherfucker, you? Looking like fucking Miracle Max from the Princess Bride with that humpback/neck and that schnozz. Clean that shit up Bloody Loco ASAP.
I am honored to say that this is my first comment on this site. And reading this for awhile, what the hell happened to this site? I’d rather jerk off with sandpaper than watch that video again
I WANT TO INTERN
ifhy, while i completely agree with your last comment, if you can’t decipher sarcasm, then definitely don’t call someone out. you are literally too stupid to insult.
Shouldn’t interns just be tested for common sense anyway? If they have it the tasks in the video are done yesterday. But then again we wouldn’t get gems like this.
i actually agree with pres here, these kids are excruciatingly stupid. Why would they drive 15 minutes to pick up a truck so they could take the copier to the dump, only to then put the copier in the dumpster and return the truck unused? They never explained what they were thinking.
hard to look disfigured next to tall guy. jesus christ that kid must have marfans syndrome
Pres, tell SalesDouche to get on the horn to NYC and call Pfizer’s ad agency for a Rogaine sponsorship. You could make some cash and get some of your lettuce back at the same time
Sick frosted tips on the back of your head brah
I don’t even know what to say about that.
Nice tits, pres. Anyways, hiring 3 dudes as interns was strikes 1, 2, and 3.
Gosh I wish that van that drove by jumped the curb and took you four motherfuckers out.
4guys, mind bottling is the correct term (on barstool) try to keep up. don’t call out someone else just because you don’t get the reference.
into bolivian with the last gun in the bullet
who are these idiots
Does your hair have a yarmulke tan line????
I don’t know what I was expecting given his nickname but the minute tall guy walked in I said to myself, damn that motherfucker is tall.
The parrot at the 1:38 mark literally has the same posture as prez.
Pres, you fucking hardo lose some weight.
Jenna looks pretty bangable on that bud poster behind your bald head at the start.
Hey Prez, your yarmulke tan line is showing from all the Sun-In you use.
Finn McCool.. Mind BOTTLING?? Really?? Those interns are goobers
Hardooo. You’re going bald.
Are all you morons complaining about the pop-ups still using Internet Explorer 5 or something? Get Firefox and install Adblock Plus, it’s all free and I haven’t seen an ad on any website in like 4 years.
Is this seriously all it takes to be an intern? What exactly do they do by the way?
Tall guy is just a moron but that video would have been top if el pres took that one extra step into douchebagness and tall guy put him in the dumpster.
Pres, your annual long-winded, repetitive explanations to interns of how moronic they are are truly painful.
Last post for me. Fuck you barstool and your pop ups. Your shit is not good enough for me to deal with the pop ups. Bye bye
This shit is painfully boring
Well now we know how many retards it takes to get a copy machine out of a dumpster.
Do you get that kind of posture from years and years of trying to blow yourself?
Nice to see someone in the TShirt biz wear a freebie from a 5K you did in 2001.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! END OF VIDEO. PERFECTION.
Squid University’s Milton Campus
I see dead follicles.
Is it me or is Pres wearing a fuckin toupee to cover his bald spot? There is a patch of hair in the Yamulke region that is significantly lighter than the rest if his hair.
How did these goons qualify to be an intern?
I’d love to see an intern try to make a case to their professor that they deserve academic credit for this internship.
Who the fuck is taking your trash away, I we could throw a dead body in mine they will take it, just don’t throw fucking florescent bulbs away they have a stroke. Or you just palm the garage guy. You need a crash course in small biz press, your half a retard.
What a bunch of fucking knuckle heads! I wouldn’t be able to put up with those kids!
I’m honestly not saying this just to make you feel better, but I wouldn’t worry about looking deformed. I’d spend your energy worrying about y our hair loss. Holy shit it’s literally 2 different colors because your hair is so think back there.
You are deformed though, it’s like your face is 3 feet ahead of your back.
What a waste of copier toner. Could have used some of it to cover that bald spot on the back of your head.
You do a pretty good job of making a mockery of barstool yourself, you really don’t need interns for that
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