It Would Appear Ryan Tannehill Is Married To Jessica Simpson In Her Prime
Holy fuck. The best part is this chick is probably going to be available in 2 years because Tannehill sucks. He’s got better chance of pumping gas than being a good NFL QB. No way she sticks around for that.








Isn’t it supposed to be “He’s got a better chance of being a (insert super tough career) than a good NFL QB?” Because, I mean, yeah, most of us have a better chance of pumping gas.
I’m talking Kalil’s mom over this. The fact that that is the case confirms that Kalil’s mom is legendary tail.
Pres you have a big NOSE
P.S. Funniest pick so far. Dolphins are an absolute joke.
since you think he will fail, they might as well start fitting him for his hof jacket
Eagle fans are fucking losers. Guys at a viewing party in full football gear.
big nose, gross chicken legs, big feet and crazy eyes. pass.
Being in the Dolphins and Bills division kicks ass.
bitch can probably walk on water with those boats she calls feet
I need Kalil’s mom inside me.
By the way, listening to Berman spoil the surprise of every pick before Goodell can announce it becomes more infuriating every year. Seriously, shut the fuck up you fat piece of shit, we all know you don’t know anything and the producers are feeding you the picks in your earpiece. Asshole.
chicks got no ass
@suckitfelgie right on, and big forehead, she is gross. she has the body of an 8 year old boy. this asshole is gonna regret putting a ring on this alien head shaped bimbo when he’s living in miami as a professional quarterback.
She has Jurassic Park feet. Having said that I’d still fuck her and then let her borrow my shoes afterwards.
@trustysandusky how could i have missed the huge forehead? you could play squash off that thing.
She looks like a crack whore from the waist down.
she looks like that broad who played Lori Foreman on that 70′s show, and we all know how that turned out, she has West Texas Meth head written all over her
smokeshows… http://www.brilliantarrogance.com/2012/04/fme-ftl_26.html
She probably has a bigger dick than he does.
Buddy biancalana perfect description that killed me like in the last pic
That bump at the top of her nose is horrifying
she could use a cheeseburger or 7
It says fiancee right on the screen shot and you say he’s married to her.
I’m surprised you could take your eyes off him for 2 minutes to see a woman
She will fit in real well in Miami.
She looks smart.
Would like to here Thornton’s opinion on Tannehill since we all know that Pres’s opinion on non-basketball sports is completely irrelevant.
Whoever said “Jurassic Park feet. ” is spot on.
This chick gives michael phelp’s flippers a run
cmon pres, don’t you know everyone who reads this site dates/is married to a supermodel? how are you gonna say this chick is a smoke? i bet everyone here rates her 2 out of 10 stars.
Hot as balls
Holy Daffy Duck, Batman! Look at those feet! Yikes! Wouldn’t kick her outta bed though
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