It’s Official: Cat Replaces The Iron In Monopoly
PAWTUCKET, R.I. — Scottie dog has a new nemesis in Monopoly after fans voted in an online contest to add a cat token to the property trading game, replacing the iron, toy maker Hasbro Inc. announced Wednesday. The vote on Facebook closed just before midnight on Tuesday, marking the first time that fans have had a say on which of the eight tokens to add and which one to toss. The pieces identify the players and have changed quite a lot since Parker Brothers bought the game from its original designer in 1935.
Dark day for monopoly. Dark day for America. Seriously this is nothing short of a national tragedy. Because let me make one thing clear. The only thing that matches my love of dogs is my hatred of cats. I mean look at that fucker. All smug and shit. Thinks his shit don’t stink. Thinks he’s better than me. Probably wants to play monopoly by himself too. Like no human partner. Building hotels before he’s built houses on his property and shit. Just cheating and swindling his way through the game. Seriously what type of maniac would pick the cat? What message does that send? Hi I’m the cat and I’m here to be miserable and ruin everybody’s fun? Awesome dude. The only good news is I don’t think anybody has bought a new monopoly board since 1982 so the cat will rarely see the light of day.
PS – Fuck you KFC.
wish they replaced it with a mold of Renee’s fat clit
Leave the board game blogs to KFC, you should concentrate more on Ray Lewis, tits, and asses.
If you’re not playing Bostonopoly you’re doing it wrong
Fuck cats, and for that matter fuck thimbles. Battleship is a power move.
I can Derelick my own balls thank you very much
Um, KFC agrees with you retard.
boo
Another step in the cats’ plan for world domination
The only reason to be any piece other than the battleship or scottie dog is if someone else already took them.
You’re only bitter because you’re never allowed to be banker. Rule #1- Never let a big-nosed Jew control the money.
Hate cats
HAHAHAHA A+ post.
Why is this even news? What’s Monopoly anyway?
Big mistake dropping the iron instead of the useless shoe/boot.. the fuckin’ thing doesn’t even have any laces.
The real story here is KFC’ swindling you out of two stories and making you look like a chump. Very catlike of him
Pres dont you own a Wheaten Terrier or some rat dog like that? Those are basically just large cats
I am always the car, so ill run the cat over for you pres
My wife said it should’ve been Jenna Marbles
No more iron?! I make my gf use that piece when we play… They should have replaced it with a vacuum or swiffer so she can continue to know her place
The only thing worse than unfunny played out comments about renee is u faggots that like those unfunny renee jokes.
I love cats…dead ones!
As if I ever needed a reason to never play Monopoly again, this would be it… Only reason I would buy or play Monopoly now is so I can break all the legs off the cat piece or actually feed it to and kill a cat… Unbelievable… Free Luka Magnotta!!!
“All smug and shit. Thinks his shit don’t stink.” “Just cheating and swindling his way through the game”
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Pres, ever notice how you and cats have a lot in common?
They chose a cat over a helicopter and a robot…. They chose a cat over a helicopter and a fucking robot….