It’s Time For Me To Weigh In On This New Jordans Controversy That Is Ripping The Stool Apart
So there is a debate going on right now across the Barstool network. Are these new Jordans hot? Kmarko said they are so horrific that black people wouldn’t even like them. Mo responded by calling Kmarko a cracker. So naturally as the only blogger with a clothing sponsorship and a certified fashion mogul I felt like I needed to weigh in and end this madness. With 100% certainty I can say that these sneakers are fresh as hell. I’d wear them zipped up 99% of the time and then when I wanted to dunk on a honkey I’d unveil the electric green. Seriously I don’t know how anybody can be criticizing these? Kmarko must wear white keds or something. These are fresh 2 death. Cargo shorts not so much, but these are fire. Best Jordans I’ve seen since Air Jordan #5. And yes Air Jodan #3 is still the best besides the original which doesn’t count obviously because it’s the original. I owned 3,4,5.
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How fucking awkward is it when the first lady meets someone and the ask what her husband does for a living?
I’m guessing it goes something like this…
New Person: “So what does your husband do for a living?”
First Lady: “He owns a website”
New person: “wow interesting, what does does he write about, or what does he do?”
First Lady: “Well he’s a sports blogger, so yeah its mostly about sports”
New Person: “Awesome, I will have to check it out sometime. What is the website called?”
First Lady: umm….”Barstool sports” (*chuckles)
New Person: got it…well nice to meet you!”
New Person: *Calls back next day*
“Hey Renee, guess what?”
Renee: “What?”
New Person:”I guessed that ass right this morning!”
Renee: *Sighs*
Trolling
Then the new person goes over Renee’s house and fucks her in the ass while pres looks through smokeshows.
Jordan 9s and 11s you mutt
It’s 3:41 and you still haven’t blogged about Princess Kate being hospitalized for morning sickness? Barstool has really jumped the shark.
NYC barefoot homless guy wouldnt wear these.
They look like a couple of uncircumcised cocks. Should call them Air Foreskins instead.
these would be fresh if they were original. Just a rip off of the zoom flight 98′s. The glove’s shoes.
I would expect to seek multiple pairs of these if you ever do Mattapan FOAM
I would expect to seek multiple pairs of these if you ever do Mattapan FOAM
How many shootings do you think these spawn? Not to mention the number of EBT’s that will be trained procuring these. Nothing scream ‘ebonics/ghetto’ louder than a $100 plus pair of sneakers that look like clown shoes, mofo.
3s, 4s, 11s are for ok for white people, the rest are strictly black only unless you have a chinstrap, you deal weed, or you wear anything by SouthPole
Awful…shameful really.
A 40 year old blogger just referred to a pair of shoes as “fresh as hell”. Take that for what it’s worth.
wearm proudly zipped with hairplugs spiked liked it’s 1995
The fact that “men” will spend welfare money on this in lieu of feeding their children aggravates me.
if you wear any of the jordans after the 11′s then i can only assume your closet is full of steve harvey quadruple breasted suits, karl kani sweats, hats with tags still on them and fubu tees
I wonder what blackdude thinks of these.
why do you talk / type like you are a teenager? saying “fresh” and “straight fire” just makes you more of a hook nose creep. dickhead
Dunk on a honkey? The only thing you dunk is your nose in your coffee when you take a sip
In black people’s minds, life doesn’t get much better than owning a fresh pair of J’s. The next best thing is buying a high end luxury car and then ruining it with all kinds of god-awful modifications lowered suspension so it rides like shit, disgusting like paint jobs, over sized rims and LV interior.
LJ 1s. Gel bitches!
Air Jacques Cousteau.
The first idiot I see with these things strapped to his feet I’ll avoid eye contact with and laugh at later in the safety of my own home (because they’ll be black)
Reebok did this 10 years ago in a football cleat. Shroud D Mid & High.
please wear these in public and when you do have someone film you getting your ass beat
Gay
THEY SUCK, everyone knows the greatest ever were the 11′s, FUCK YOU ALL YOU CUNTS and cancel philly still talking about me? fuck dude u have no life huh?
I can already see the style being wear one up, and one down. clowns.
That’s not a rip of the Rebok Shrowds how?
These sorts of shoes only work if you wear track suits. Flannel shirts need not apply.
These shoes look like an uncircumsized wien…
KingBlackDude is a banana eating machine.
as a white guy who grew up in a black neighborhood, i always had a delicate line to walk fashion-wise. you wanted to wear clothes like everyone else around you, but you had to be careful to not look like a dickhole. i agree with pres on the 1′s and 3′s being the best of the Jordan line, but these things couldn’t be uglier. but bottom line, unless you’re under 18 and/or on the hardwood you really shouldn’t be wearing basketball sneakers. as Cedric the Entertainer said: “tsk…i’m a grown-ass man, dog.”
AirMax > Jordans
Doesn’t Brody’s daughter have a pair of these in brown?
11s need to be on your list when talking about jordans
11, 12, 13 are all sick and fine for white people
ive been known to wear sandals with pants. weather permitting.
why are you discussing jordans?
JORDAN SURF BOOTIES. GAME.
wow jordan must be creaming his pants after receiving a ringing endorsement from the “fashion mogul” who is selling $25 adrian gonzalez and ball don’t lie tees
The understated irony of “fresh as hell” is almost as funny as the legion of dummies picking on you for it
These shoes will surpass AIDS as the number one cause of death of black males ages 18-35.
Sea slippers ……
Jordan 12,11,9 in that order. All others are ridiculous looking…
the sneakers suck
The soles are really nice but the wet suit upper is trash….300 pairs over 20 years of collecting…nothing touches the ivs blk cement—>>> nothing ever will—->>> youth reselling and pure ignorance has ruined the shoe game…viva la iv
The soles are really nice but the wet suit upper is trash….300 pairs over 20 years of collecting…nothing touches the ivs blk cement—>>> nothing ever will—->>> youth reselling and pure ignorance has ruined the shoe game…viva la iv
The soles are really nice but the wet suit upper is trash….300 pairs over 20 years of collecting…nothing touches the ivs blk cement—>>> nothing ever will—->>> youth reselling and pure ignorance has ruined the shoe game…viva la iv
The soles are really nice but the wet suit upper is trash….300 pairs over 20 years of collecting…nothing touches the ivs blk cement—>>> nothing ever will—->>> youth reselling and pure ignorance has ruined the shoe game…viva la iv
How many foodstamps does a pair cost this year?