I’ve Never Lost the Fiesta Bowl In My Life Double Mortal Lock
I just had to chime in on this one real quick. Per usual I’ve been dominating Bowl Season. I think my last loss was that Duke game in which they fumbled and then promptly gave up 14 points in the last 35 seconds of the game. But other than that I’ve been lights out and I love tonight’s game. Not only do I think KState covers tonight, but I think they win outright. And either way it’s going way over.
As a side note tonight’s game is everything that is wrong with the BCS. Both teams have just as much right to be playing in the National Title game as Alabama does. Each team lost to a quality opponent. Why is Alabama in this game over either of them? Because Alabama plays in the big bad SEC? Give me a break. KState played a much tougher schedule. It’s a joke. And spare me this 4 team playoff format too. That’s just as bad. Under that format Kstate still would have been left out in favor of Florida who just got their testicles removed by Louisville. There will never be a true national champion until all major conference champions automatically qualify for the playoff and there are at least 8 teams involved. Never.
Double Mortal Lock – Kstate +8 Over 74
As long as I could fuck that smoke I could give a shit if I won or lost.
Alabama looked pretty good against Michigan.
I would wallpaper my asshole with 50 dollar bills before I would take your advice on gambling.
I just took action reverse on Kansas St and Over for min bet allowed. Just so when I lose, I can hate you a little more.
ZERO chance Oregon loses
So what’s your suggestion Dave, a 6 game regular season and 6 weeks of playoffs? I hate people that whine about college football. It’s imperfect, take it for what it is.
How about not taking a month break? Every other division seems to have it figured out. Not that difficult.
The only way Kstate wins is keeping the score low you donkey….It would have to be OREGON and the over to make sense….
Baylor skullfucked K State. It was the first and last time I bet on those clowns.
Seriously Prez, K-state got it’s asshole fisted by a five loss Baylor team. Do you know anything about anything???
Oregon in a rout, chip Kelly’s last game easy pick lock it up.
Speaking of fisting assholes…I just beat off to that chick and popped my barstool cherry.
pres just lost his bet 10 seconds in. What the fuck else is new.
This game is over.
Went against what you said and took Oregon -7.5 and the over.
How exactly is Baylor a quality opponent. Have KSU or Oregon play Scar(with Latimore), LSU on the road and Tex A and M in 3/4 weeks and get back to me about quality schedules. Your reward for that? A Georgia team that pounded Nebraska(whether they admit it or not)in their backyard
Speaking of smokes, someone needs to send out a smoke army on the Oregon cheerleading squad…the smoke patrol isn’t going to be enough
Perfection is a strong word to be throwing around. But I can make a strong case for using it to describe THAT girl.
Mush
You’ve never left an adequate tip at dinner either Heebro.
ha pres you fucking rookie
Per usual I’ve been dominating Bowl Season……just to clarify, 10 pin ?
Cause you know squat about football
I think that smoke is wearing a TCU jersey, but then again, who gives a fuck?
you know nothing about sports
Nice decision, Jew. The First Lady must cringe every time she sees a new “mortal lock” blog.
did that go how you thought it would?
There is absolutely no way that pres has actually made bets on what he has called for the last 3 years. BSS would have dissolved 2 years ago.
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i need to just shove my nose in this broad’s b hole. And just chill.
HAHAHA
What’s he owe you?
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hey runningsq: if you cant afford to lose $50 then dont bet…and if you are stupid enough to make bets based on the predictions of portnoy then you should kill yourself for being so obtuse…
Oregon and Under. You fucking prick
^^First time “Obtuse” has been used on BSS, mortal lock.
All you pussies commenting are calling the under and Oregon after the 3rd quarter started. Get some balls and call it before gametime.
way to get literally NOTHING right about tonights game. yea, you’re totally crushing bowl season. keep up the cockiness. i can’t wait for you to predict a pats superbowl just in time for them to get boned by peyton and the broncos
Yep.. Obtuse ftw.. let’s let runningdb’s $50 ride on the fact that el mush uses the word in one of his blogs tomorrow. That my friends, is easy money.
Oregon 35
Kansas st 17
Good call genius
“Boned by peyton and the broncos”. Well A) That’s just an incredibly gay thing to say, utter faggotry, and B) Who the fuck did the broncos beat this year? Their signature win was beating the Ravens when they were sucking cock. For some reason the Patriot hating homos forget to bring up the Broncos when they talk about SOS.
great job jerkoff, completely wrong…fuckin idiot
Time to sell more t-shirts.
if im counting correctly this is the 10th streight mortal lock u have been wrong on since the super bowl you butthole
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” Wayne Gretzky said “but never listen to el pres when it comes to sports, he first heard of me when my daughter turned 15 and someone told him her dad played in the NHL”
Not sure if runningsq is bitching about losing $50, or if he’s pissed that he lost 12 separate $50 bets. Mortal Lock: That Portnoy thinks obtuse means fat or heavy. Also if you follow this douchebags advice on gambling you deserve to loss. everyone should know by now that once he mortal locks something throw money the other way. Thanks Again Pres
Nice Pres….good job….U DOOSSSHHHHHH
I feel like this is ground hog day. Literally you must have lost 90% of the bets you call. Stick to smut blogging.
I laid off the game last night, mostly because I got home from work late and didn’t have time to bet. But I wish to god I’d seen this post before this morning. If I had, you can bet I’d have been calling my bookie at 95mph on the highway to put in a max bet parlay on Oregon & the under. I also would have max ER every possible bet that would have given me this result. Dammit Portnoy, can you please start posting these “mortal locks” by mid day at the latest. Some of us are trying to get rich and you’re just the mush to make it happen
Why don’t you hire someone that actually knows something about sports? Considering this site is under the guise of a ‘sports’ blog. It actually wouldn’t be a bad idea
Do you disapoint Renee in bed like you disapoint all of us with your “mortal locks?”…Douche
@kellyinvegas is a smoke, but don’t listen to girls when picking who to bet on
I’d trust my dick to a king cobra before I ever fall for one of your gambling advises. Double mortal lock.
This blog should be titled, I’ve Never Won a Double Mortal Lock in My Life, or in that Case any Mortal Lock. I suck at betting. Do you think Linda Portnoy and the Swampscott High Golf Team are upset that you suck so much at betting? You’re the definition of a squid.
You couldn’t pick your big Jew nose. Another mortal loss on both the spread and the over/under.