Jackpot! Watermelon Roll Over On I-84!
Oh my god! It’s like my dreams became real today! Watermelons everywhere! I need my Watermelon intern guy on this stat! Fucking idiot just told me it will take him 45 minutes to get there. Bullshit! This thing is gonna be over in 2 minutes! Get on it!


Guess Maurice is is gonna be working for Boston Barstool now.
Someone man the controls in Philly — Mo just ran out of the office in a blur
Meanwhile somewhere in Philly Mo just jizzed himself
That would explain why the Red Line was color free today
HA Watermelon Intern…that’s racist
OK!
quota reached!
Obama has just declared this event a National Disaster.
where’s the grape soda truck?
I am sensing some afro american jokes on this thread.
This comment section is golden.
It would be a perfect day in Brockton if the Ripple & Popeye’s Fried Chicken truck rolled over with them
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0866055/
Everything I planned on saying has already been said. Dammit.
i thought you were losing your fastball, but no one even recognized it…. that top gun reference put you right back in the game, kid.
Blind Guy, Deaf Guy and a Black Guy sitting at a bar. In walks Jesus Christ puts his hand on the blind guy, blind guy says “Its a miracle I can see”. Puts his hands on the deaf guy, deaf guy says “Its a miracle I can hear”. Walks over the black guy, black guy goes “Motherfucker don’t touch me I’m on Workman’s Comp”
fried chicken
haaa, oh…you got jokes now??
i see what you did there
Outstanding work on this one fellow stoolies…this comment section is GOAT
Mother….Fucker!!! We eating good today!
To bad there’s nothing worth stealing in the projects cause it don’t get any easier than this
Watermelons don’t see color. They only are delicious.
Imagine if this happened in Brockton or mattapan
almost like he was on cue… nearly 1 year to the day of this… http://www.nwitimes.com/news/local/lake/gary/article_3095d1c0-7e00-5bda-a01e-b234345264c0.html
look at all those African Easter eggs all over the place, if you crack them open there are EBT cards in the middle.
^This
that was the best Top Gun reference to date.