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   by elportnose on July 18, 2012 at 12:27 pm

   Guess Maurice is is gonna be working for Boston Barstool now.

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   by thecoquettishhaberdasher on July 18, 2012 at 12:29 pm

   Someone man the controls in Philly — Mo just ran out of the office in a blur

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   by bobby_v_card on July 18, 2012 at 12:29 pm

   Meanwhile somewhere in Philly Mo just jizzed himself

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   by corylidleflymehome on July 18, 2012 at 12:29 pm

   That would explain why the Red Line was color free today

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   by bigdww12 on July 18, 2012 at 12:32 pm

   HA Watermelon Intern…that’s racist

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   by elportnose on July 18, 2012 at 12:32 pm

   OK!
    
   quota reached!

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   by vaginade on July 18, 2012 at 12:33 pm

   Obama has just declared this event a National Disaster.

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   by YESisfubar on July 18, 2012 at 12:38 pm

   where’s the grape soda truck?

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   by Kay Jewelers on July 18, 2012 at 12:39 pm

   I am sensing some afro american jokes on this thread.

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    by organix85 on July 18, 2012 at 12:40 pm

    This comment section is golden.

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    by GabeKaplersNutSac on July 18, 2012 at 12:44 pm

    It would be a perfect day in Brockton if the Ripple & Popeye’s Fried Chicken truck rolled over with them

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    by BlumpkinPumpkin on July 18, 2012 at 12:45 pm

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0866055/

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    by Harry Johnson on July 18, 2012 at 4:48 pm

    Everything I planned on saying has already been said. Dammit.

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    by tomcaronsgoatee on July 18, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    i thought you were losing your fastball, but no one even recognized it…. that top gun reference put you right back in the game, kid.

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    by bobcabbit on July 18, 2012 at 12:58 pm

    Blind Guy, Deaf Guy and a Black Guy sitting at a bar. In walks Jesus Christ puts his hand on the blind guy, blind guy says “Its a miracle I can see”. Puts his hands on the deaf guy, deaf guy says “Its a miracle I can hear”. Walks over the black guy, black guy goes “Motherfucker don’t touch me I’m on Workman’s Comp”

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    by exitwounds on July 18, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    fried chicken

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    by YESisfubar on July 18, 2012 at 1:14 pm

    haaa, oh…you got jokes now??
    i see what you did there

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    by GTA on July 18, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    Outstanding work on this one fellow stoolies…this comment section is GOAT

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    by kingpin on July 18, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    Mother….Fucker!!! We eating good today!

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    by Evil One on July 18, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    To bad there’s nothing worth stealing in the projects cause it don’t get any easier than this

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    by angus on July 18, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    Watermelons don’t see color. They only are delicious.

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    by Falcon Boy 4 President on July 18, 2012 at 6:12 pm

    Imagine if this happened in Brockton or mattapan

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    by schaffnuts on July 18, 2012 at 2:20 pm

    almost like he was on cue… nearly 1 year to the day of this… http://www.nwitimes.com/news/local/lake/gary/article_3095d1c0-7e00-5bda-a01e-b234345264c0.html

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    by otwisted on July 18, 2012 at 3:30 pm

    look at all those African Easter eggs all over the place, if you crack them open there are EBT cards in the middle.

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    by Harry Johnson on July 18, 2012 at 7:53 pm

    ^This

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    by thundercock on July 18, 2012 at 3:54 pm

    that was the best Top Gun reference to date.

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