JAMBALAYA!
I don’t know whether we win by 100 or by 1. I honestly have no idea. Here is what I do know. There is NO way in hell the Pats lose this game. No chance. Pats vs. Niners. Brady vs. his hometown team. Moss vs. the Pats. A rematch of the game of the year. All the storylines you can ever want. Here we go! JAMBALAYA!
And if you want to follow my thoughts on the game I’ll be live tweeting this shit.


Ravens by 3….but please be my guest and bet $5k against baltimore
Tough to be a sports fan in the Bay Area this year.
No mortal lock? Damn now that Pats might actually win. Probably not though.
Raven’s by a touchdown. Plenty of shots Brady pouting on the sideline because his receivers weren’t open. Flacco will beat the Pats down the sidelines on pass interference calls and connected bombs. This Patriots team is so overrated its not even funny. PLEASE make fun of me now, so I can attack all of you by name afterwards.
Baltimore wins by 7
*the EYEHEHEHEEHEEERRRRRR
Our Tom
Is an awesome Tom
He throws bombs
To Welker and Gronk
With wisdom
And your flowing brown locks
Our Tom is an awesome Tom
Happy retirement ray ray
Ahh man this is gna be fuckig good.
The birds are chirping
Go Niners – best team ever!!!!!
i retract previous statement, bring on the niners, only makes it that much sweeter. #54 on the falcons blew the game. it took just one bonehead play on that third down that cost them. the pats don’t do that, except that ANOMALY of a dickhead move by lloyd last week. pats 30-17, pats 41-24. ur welcome
Kaepernick!!!
That shirt would look great in my fireplace right now
First game was a push. Those fuckers in Vegas sure know their shit. Hopefully I’m wrong about the Pats and we win by double digits: http://aidanfromworcester.com/2013/01/20/786/
I’m a Pats fan, have been since ’95. Nothing would thrill me more than another chance to win it all again but please, for the love of God, shut the fuck up Pres.
Both these teams have a murderer on their team (Stallworth). Niners going to take it all!!
Can’t wait to see these shirts on starving African children tomorrow, Jew
Doesn’t matter who wins this game. Niners will win it all.
Brady will make ray ray cry so i hope you don’t end up in an alley with him after the game…and by all means the game of the year is shapin up…9ers v pats
Brady doesn’t even cover his heart during the star spangled banner? Is he American? I mean shit – even that little douche Belichek must be like wtf Brady? Too good for the USA??
Dwayne – I like your prognosis
Hey westcoastbias…..Brady is a personal friend of both George W and Laura Bush……he was Laura’s invited guest at a State of The Union Address……he loves America alot more than you no-bathing hippies on the west coast…..
I NEED one of those shirts! my kid just threw up on me…
Super Bowl final score
49ers 73
Patriots 2
Prez, I like you. I think you’re funny as hell. But you’re either just trying to stir up the commenters or you’re the dumbest motherfucker on the planet.
doesn’t anyone wanna see a harbaugh brother Super Bowl?
Seriously what is that neanderthal Gronkowski doing in the press box? If I was Kraft I would tell him to get his goofy ass on the sidelines and away from me.
Nice cleat job, Brady.
what the fuck was tom thinking not calling that timeout?
hey bethel, i mean Mike Rossi…enough already
I seriously don’t get it!?!? If you hate pres quit reading this site you fucking losers. Obviously only fags post negative comments. Would love to see what you pussies look like.
A brother matchup would be the best. Or a blog-off between mo and neil would be more entertaining…
Lions are gonna take it all
westcoastbias- Most players don’t. Helmets under right arm just like any hat. You’d know that if you were American
Fuckin Welker
how bout LOSE by one.
Westcoast you’re a fucking moron. The US should just give your dog shit side of the country to Canada or Mexico.
Asshat may be out of style but Assclown definately fits you El Pres….
Christosterone – Brady would sooner save the west coast before your pole smoking douchebag ass. Go sit on another drunk massholes dick. He bleeds west coast. He would suck montanta’s dick if joe would let him. Fuckoff and bring on the ravens assface.
I think you can safely rule out winning this game by 100, eh Pres?
Holy shit, Riddley. You got knocked the fuck out son.
Niner rule. Brady is gonna lose today. Niners are 5-0 in supers bowls/. Oh shit the patriots just fumbled!! AaaaaaaaahahahahHahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
Time for tombrady to retire
Jimmy Nance sounds like he is ready to cry. Masters voice full tilt.
Bernard Pollard again…unreal
Btw – if you are a friend of GDubya that just degrades your image. Unless, of course u r going for the slack jawed yokel look. Then it’s gravy Cletus.
3-2…..
Jambalaya!
Ridley’s brains!
So long mother fuckers
^at least I’m not a Jets fan
Steven Ridley will think his name is JAMBAYALA when he wakes up from his coma.
Believe Simms is on his own the rest of the game sinve Nantz’s team is gonna lose.
Go Ravens.
Eight years and counting…
I need a Ridley knockout gif…. And I need it yesterday.
@Westcoastbias: you are really good with words….cursing is a sign of great intelligence…..the shock is that you probably are super sucessful….im guessing SUPER wealthy and hard working
Now the pats fans will talk smack about the Jets – whose season was over in the pre-season.
Need to change that shirt to Tommy 2 Step.
Afraid to take more than 2 steps out of the pocket.
I’ll bet you 2 million internet dollars the patriots get killed
sure, when loser Jet fans talk shit
@elportnose http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2043799/ridley_medium.gif
Terrible
How many days till the Red Sox report?
Fuck…
@christosterone – incomplete pass on 4th and 4. 40hrs and 6 figs. Plus, it was like 65 and sunny today.
^squid
Pats fans… http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2043783/sadpat_medium.gif
thanks for the free money pres
Westcoast, zip it bruhhh. All you trolls make six “figs”. Funny.
Thank you, Mets!
AAAAAAANNNNDDD Ballgame. Maybe Brady can be better than Montana in his next lifetime
Pride.
HAHA u Patriots fans are so cocky and arrogant, your time has came and went. Patriots won’t win another superbowl for at least another 10 years.
Pres if you ordered these shirts there are going to be a lot of happy kids in Africa/Dorchester next week.
Brady’s a coward. Call me when Mallett’s the starter.
Good call on the Pats win ELPres. You fucking suck
Fuck I guess we can all stop sucking Aqib Taliban dick now. Way to gut it out you mother fucker. Little tight hammy gonna sit this one out.
Ain’t no jinx like an El Pres jinx, ’cause an El Pres jinx don’t stop!
How about you lose by two touchdowns at home you stupid jew fuck? I hope this drives you to wrap a noose around your neck and jump off the nearest balcony
A tradition unlike any other, another January Patriots disappointment.
God you fucking clown i hope you die. Stop posting like you have any idea about football. I am patriots fan and i can’t fucking stand you. “blah blah mortal lock win by 100″ SHUT THE FUCK UP
AND THE JEW JINXES THE PATS AGAIN! GO JUMP IN AN OVEN YOU COCKY DOUCHEBAG FUCK YOU
Well, Pats blew it
How do you feel about jinxing yet another game, you big nosed Jew? I’m so pissed off right now I can’t even find my caps lock key.
@AceHamma: You’re a malignant cunt.
nice shirt lol …. who won the game? oh not the pats
Tom Brady was crying after the game, no TD 2 int
Called it, Harbaugh Bowl
O OOO OO O OO O OOO OO OHHHHHHHHH
RAVENS ANTHEM^^^^^^
Suck it bitches
Bernard pollard patriot killer fuck ya fuck all you front running fagtriot fans
Let’s all go to Ray’s Retirement Party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh wait.
this shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone. pats lose in the playoffs once they eventually meet a team that can play defense. they usually smash a cupcake at home round 2 then lose to anyone that plays defense
So great to hear the ravens fans tuning up gillete with the hum of 7 nation army
At least the kids in Africa can wear this shirt
Let’s go Devils
The New England Patriots, bridesmaids since 2004.
Jerry killed himself.
Sooo… About that ray lewis billboard…
looking like these are headed to Africa.
so are these t-shirts being shipped to Africa along with the patriots 2013 AFC champs shirts?
take this blog down, Dave. take this bullshit down right the fuck now.
Cue the video! GO HABS GO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoiNqgsh7bE
Hey assholes, he didnt buy the shirts. So its safe to say that no little kid will be wearing it in africa. Real origional stuff, by all 20 of yinz.
I hope you NEVER say a Boston team is going to win again…
stop doing this.
Now all you Pats fans can go stroke Gronk’s cock during the offseason…oh wait you already do that here.
^^ pretty deep stuff, bruhh.
Honestly you are the worst fucking jinx of all time. How many times have you guaranteed a Pats playoff win now? 6? Every fucking time you pull this same move. Real Pats fans dont pull this fucking talk shit move. None. We never look past the team we’re playing. EVER.
I vow to never, ever to put one single dollar, visit any website or visit ANY business that advertises on this website. BOOK IT!
Jahvor. lmao. sounds like someones butt is hurting this morning. lmao
Welcome to the offseason
I’ll pay $40 for this shirt, c’mon Pres I don’t want it, I need it.
It’s funny because you all lost and aren’t going to New Orleans!!! GET IT??!?!?!?
How does it feel to be this much of an idiot? When I first read this I thought I cant wait to go back after the game and make you feel like the dumbass that you are.
@elportnose Ridley would break your face with his weakest punch
781kid…. after watching Ridley get flat knocked out…. I expect nothing less than a weak punch from him.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA or it could be Baltimore by 15
Patriot fans just think they can walk into the superbowl…NOT UP IN HERE…faggots all yall