Jenna Marbles Explains How She Became An Internet Superstar
Man I’d really love to meet Jenna Marbles one day. She seems like a super cool, super funny, super hot, super honest chick. Hearing how she got started is inspirational really. Just post a video on your facebook page and boom you’re famous! Hey if it can happen to her it can happen to anybody. Maybe she’d even work with us on a viral video? I can dream right?
David your mother and I really liked her. It’s too bad things didn’t work out between you too. Grammy sends her love.
literally the unfunniest person to ever live. such low standards for females to make it big
way to rock the turtle backpack…get some new material
way to talk out of the side of your mouth
way to be annoying
show your tits or GTFO, nobody cares what you have to say
how about no more Jenna talk on here, she is 14x more annoying than babygate chatter.
She is the worst.
I feel like there is a porno lesbian scene waiting to happen during that interview
Need more baby dick!
haters gonna hate
Does she still make videos?
Good play Pres…. mask your current fuckup with one larger, that being the fact you hired this slit at one point. And let’s cut the bullshit, she’s the farthest thing from a ‘superstar’.
wow. jenna is a cunt.
This must have been a really really bad breakup. She didn’t even mention a previous employer..
Wow, that was the blandest interview I’ve ever seen. Yah, I just put it on Facebook and bam, million views. No mention of the stool at all…pathetic. She sounds like a shell of herself. And sounds dumb as shit. Leaving the stool fucked her mentally, no matter how much pub she’s getting nowadays. So weak. Get naked and stop.
Haha “posted it to facebook”, ya ok sweetheart. What are we at now, 14 minutes? Just cut to end of this story with her as a 35 year old waitress just waiting for her “career” to pick up again.
I made it all they way to 1:50 until the the host said “You go girl.” God chicks are just the worst sometimes.
HAHAHAHA!!!! She said “nice vest”!!!! Oh my aching balls this chick is such a stiff. I’m sure she’s really fabulous once you get her legs pinned behind her head, but other than that she’s 100% useless.
Why have the stoolies launched a smear campaign against Jenna? She is the worst.
has anyone seen what she looks like without makeup? definition of a wolverine chick.
imagine waking up next to that and or hanging out with her sober. holy fuck.
pretty funny watching the cat fight of a jew and a whore.
Cutsie pets and “you go girl” ? Jesus christ, kill me now!
she can get the dick for sure tho.
on a slightly related note if i ever saw someone with a brewski belt i would cunt punt them so fast.
It’s like I’m supposed to be all happy cause she’s wearing a backpack
What a no good dirty rotten cunt.
It really bothers me that people think she is funny. Liar, whore, liar whore
You gentlemen should be ashamed of yourselves. She was a nice young lady.
The one that got away…
She is a nice lady if you into stuck up assholes. She is not funny.
People who think Jenna is funny think “winning” is funny, what a terrible interview
skanks gonna skank.
I’ve got to admit, the impression of Sarah Palin she did was funny , anything else I’ve seen is absolute drivel.
Her cunt is a cunt.
Grammy sends her love……………A
How does she get paid for that shit? Who has ever bought anything based on a Youtube ad. I can’t wait for the fucking tech bubble to burst and suck all these no-talent jokers and all social media professionals with it.
OMG one time jenna marbles put her rat dog on top of her head and said “weeeeeeeee”. I was like you go girl! Lolz shes so funny.
chick interviewing her is SO awkward and weird. stop trying to be cool bitch.
I love Jenna. And her last blog post at Stoolala, which was like some YouTube sitemeter shit, demonstrated conclusively that the referring site for the vast majority of views that that YouTube vid got came from Facebook, not BSS. She’s a self-made bitch. And she doesn’t have Portnoy’s schnozz. Sounds like she’s doing pretty good at life.
We had Jenna over for dinner one night when Dave first brought her into the Barstool family. And while we were eating, she started giggling and accidentally farted.
Why the hell do people think she is funny? I really don’t get it
People with New England accents should kill themselves.
She sucks, never thought she was the least bit funny. Having said that, get off your own nuts EP, people can be successful without dropping the Stool name everywhere. Admit it, youre fucking so bitter shes doing well and 100% owned you. Stool is spiraling downward and youre struggling to get your head above water. I emailed u with a great business proposal for a sports based app a month ago. Thanks god you never responded to me. 60% would have pulled the plug on a partnership by now anyway. Stop being so fucking arrogant. Its very unbecoming these days.
One of her videos says she works for Barstool? How do you not know her?
^^ How is that a new england accent? the most neutral one ive heard.. anythings better than chicks with chicago accents right?
i’d finger her for 2o minutes while masturbating
cool backpack.
Jenna´s Bank Account w- Suffolk Education: $500k
El Pres Bank Account w- Michigan Education: $5k
El Pres can u get anymore bitter?
lose the fucking backpack already. its fucking stupid.
Hate her
what the fuck? does she think she’s fuckin Kevin Durant with the backpack? What the fart?
Wait did I hear right – she’s at a convention for people famous b/c of Youtube? Pathetic.
P.s. – score me Afroninja’s herbie hancock and I’ll love you forever.
$500K off of Youtube videos? What did your education cost, 20 boxtops?
Wicked obviously youre a moron, u think shes not getting paid for being on good morning america and other appearences and sponsorships… go back to your witchcraft in the wizard of oz…. ur play sucks
If only the Staties told you to keep her.
portnoysfather is so full of win it’s not even funny
Somehow Jenna was the less annoying person in that video.
Her video “how to trick people into thinking your pretty” should have her saying “this is how you trick people” then immediatlely cut to a bunch of dudes slamming drinks, cause thats really how chicks trick us into thinking they’re pretty.
Jenna’s over 200 million views on her youtube videos. She has nearly 250,000 friends on face book. If you don’t know that this shit equates to serious cash in this day and age, you are one stone age motherfucker. Funny or not the chick is going to be rolling in cash. Biggest mistake pres ever made (and he’s made a lot of them) was not being patient with Stoolala. Those quarter million facebook friends? 200,000,000 youtube views? Those could have been barstool’s.
I would have loved to see the numbers for Stoollala. That site was god AWFUL. She had her chance. She failed and found success making youtube videos that chicks, homos and nerdy 12 year olds find funny. She tries too hard. I’d still hate fuck her though.
Pres…the only criticism I’ve ever had of you was cutting her loose…not because she was funny or stoolala was some amazing spin off…but the fact that you basically called her a cunt and told her to hit the bricks was short sighted as hell, all because you let her bruise your ego with the one blog she did about where the hits came from for the “good looking” video…you didn’t realize how many idiots were out there that ate her shit up, now she’s gonna probably get some dumb tv show in E! and make millions of dollars and you get to play the role of the scorned “lover”…should have appeased her and acted as her producer and rode her coattails…sucked up the pride and gotten rich
by istillwin on August 17, 2011 at 8:41 pm
People with New England accents should kill themselves.
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She’s from Rochestah NY
2 dumb cunts trying to act cool and do their best impression of 2 guys talking. Only they can’t pull it off because they’re 2 dumb cunts and the “interviewer” clearly hates the horse faced Jenna.
You know, I never thought Jenna was funny, but I didn’t have a problem with her either until lately. Every video I see of her nowadays gets more and more annoying. Fuck her. I hope she fails miserably so I can proposition her for a blowjob in the Foxy champagne room. I’ll bust my nut on her masters degree in wasting money.
wolfpack…problem is she won’t fail…she can churn out her unfunny videos and become the female Tosh.0 and make bank…Pres made a bad business decision letting her go…doesn’t matter if she’s not funny…Jay Leno still has the tonight show…unfunny doesn’t mean shit
^^You make good points Jack, but if she was blowing up on BSS theres no doubt in my mind she would have left on her own. Why split profit with Dave?
Pres you are acting like a jealous ex.
Southofboston, sneakily the best comment on the site
otwisted it’s called a non-compete contract…Pres could have locked her into a shitty contract and kept her here…he basically overreacted to some dumb stoolala blog and lost out on some cash…happens all the time but still a bad move…she was definitely dumb enough to sign her life away
That interviewer is worse at her job than John Lackey as a Red Sox pitcher.
@Jack, yeah familiar with those, big in the wrestling biz. But do they exist in the blogging world? Not on the inside so i wouldn’t know.
dime a dozen….dumb blonde with bad roots. borderline fran voice too!
I think she’s the first person I’ve ever seen wearing a backpack while sitting. What a fucking asshole.
“I’d still “hatefuck” her though.” That’s true. Over/Under two weeks til Jenna is irrelevant again… Viva La Stool.
Anyone who thinks that Jenna has $500K in the bank or is getting paid for being on GMA is frigging delusional. She still dances in a cage in her underwear at Estate. Think she’s doing it for shits and giggles or to pay the rent?
wow, a video with 2 mediocre looking chicks. next.
Jenna slept over our house one evening. In the middle of the night, I woke up to use the restroom and to my surprise, I found Jenna passed out on the couch with her head on a plate of ranch dressing and her hand down her spiderman pajama bottoms. Needless to say, she wasn’t allowed at the Portnoy household again.
you let go of a gold mine there ya done fucked up pres
Maybe she didn’t mention barstoolsports because you just had a tiny little fiasco where you posted a picture of the best quarterback’s kid’s dick on your website for everyone to see. Actually no that didn’t happen, did it?
she looks like a fucking idiot with that backpack on. still needs to get smashed though
then she talks down about barstool here at about 28 seconds in. Way to promote her after she says that
http://www.youtube.com/user/JennaMarbles#p/u/29/VtAkRE8yw9w
Whoever said she has $500k needs to relax. She is pulling in loot though from what i hear/read on the internet-over $100k per year according to some estimates (aka some dude in the barstool comments section the other day). Once you get a popular youtube channel the ad dollars come rolling in. Good for her i guess.
all you losers hating on her have never had anything close to her, or need to come out of the closet…jerkoffs
non competes work in any world…I’m producing a tv show out here in arizona and all the people working for me have non competes…until the current project is done they can’t work for any other production company…non competes work in any business dealing
Manzosucks 100% talks with a lisp.
What a phony cunt.
Ridiculous, amazing, ridiculous.
Her 15 minutes are up.
mattsh20, jealous virgin
It’s become painfully obvious over the last few months that she was the brains of the operation all along.
people who think I would try to hold Jenna down or make any employees sign a non compete don’t know me very well. I’m loyal to the end. I do right by everybody who works/worked for me. Only one person hasn’t returned my goodwill and I’ll leave it at that
Some dude posted this on twitter:
_RyanGreene_ Ryan Greene
Can’t remember a week where I didn’t post the new @Jenna_Marbles video on facebook. #wifestatus
#LOL
Blah, blah, blah, she’s still hot as balls and I would fuck Adam Lambert for a night with her.
^^No doubt Bday, definitely worth sliding one into her cockpit.
I want to throw pennies at this slut while she dances in her cage.
I want to throw pennies at this slut while she dances in her cage.
Man this bitch gets on my nerves so much I almost like her.
Child murder is probably more funny than she is, but when you have a body like that, I’ll watch.
Southoftheboston- haha nice one bro. I thought I was the only one who noticed that line in swingers
horrible decision to let her go. not funny, but as one post all ready said all those dopey people following her on FB and on youtube are now people following you on stoolala or bss..was it really costing you that much to keep the blog.
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But hey at least you are edgy without her I mean have you seen some of the the stupid comments that she gets on her FB page?
“OMG I love you soooo much!!!”
“you are sooooo funnyy!!
“Do a video about what happens when your dog takes a dump and you aren’t home”
Not sure you really want those assholes following u. You are so street.
painful to watch, needs a slap in that ugly face
I was able to watch up until the point when she opened her mouth, then my corner threw in the towel. NO MAS! NO MAS!
Virgin…….Seriously, she has that “Softball chick at my school” body and the “My buddy’s sister” face that makes living in Boston such a joy. Phat body though. She has interesting relationships.
http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/5030/captureugh.png
davidportnoysfather = awesome
I don’t get it. Didn’t South Park make an episode crushing internet celebs like her?
CUNT
Hate to say it but I think Jackofspades has it right here with all of his comments and responses…EP, appreciate you trying to take the high road, but you have good reason to be bitter. For her not to mention BSS is just bull shit, I remember when she was just a body (poster child, not an actual child) on the site and not a big deal. Props to her for having one incredibly successful video, don’t think the other ones measure up and I don’t think Stoollala was a terrible idea, but she’s the one acting like a child by not mentioning her start on BSS…
She is only “famous” because of Prez. She’s a fucking tool, you don’t forget where you came from, i hate previous jobs that i’ve had, but when people ask where i learned shit or how i got to be good at what i do i explain where. She’s got the I don’t care attitude, but she obsesses over the comments people leave you can tell. And with everyone i agree, lose the fucking backpack. I see prez at fashion shows in Miami, wheres she been?
Pretty bitter there. You can relax though. You’ve been running this operation and bringing the heat for years, no need to feel inadequate because of this flash in the pan. If she can keep it up then good for her, but I still don’t see how you expect her to do something nice by mentioning you after your relationship ended on a shitty note (and over something completely retarded in which neither person could legitimately prove their argument).
I can smell her snatch through my laptop
I’d fuck the giggle right out of this whore.
You know who’s more annoying than Jenna’s voice and the interviewer’s laugh? Daveportnoysfather. Holy shit dude! You’re unfunny, boring and a complete waste of space st BSS. Seriously… oh, and Jenna’s face looks better with fresh cum all over.
Respect the cock, control the cunt.
Such an annoying cunt. That being said I’d still hate fuck the shit outta her and launch my clue glue all over her ugly face.
Hell hath no fury like a Blogger scorned.
Guys, excellent job on the comments section. I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time.
Well besides when I watched this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDArXbPtAys
What a pack of phonys, you clowns all kissed her ass when she was here. Sweetchuck repeatedly shouted me down and said how funny Jenna was.
Why are her eyes so far apart
“Daveportnoysfather-We had Jenna over for dinner one night when Dave first brought her into the Barstool family. And while we were eating, she started giggling and accidentally farted.”
Pure Gold
That interview was painfully akward.
If Pres would have kept her around, how many of you dumb fucks would be saying “Pres you’re selling out by keeping her around!” “She’s only here because Pres is making bank off her.”
All of these comments about him messing up by letting her go are ridiculous. It was probably a bad decision, but most of you saying anything would just say the opposite if Stoolala was still in existence.
what year did it become possible in this world to become ‘famous’ with no actual talent?
I think we all know why she didn’t associate herself with BSS and it isn’t a matter of being ungrateful or a lack of desire to return “goodwill.” Plus, her following is not exactly stoolie-types, in fact, they are the type of people you make fun of daily.
P.S. I really hope that Manzo follows the Jenna path and starts making girlie YouTube videos after being cast from the stool.
why would prez have kept her? her site sucked and she wasnt funny. she still isnt funny but she has managed to find a niche on the internet where the retarded masses are entertained by a slightly above average looking girl making videos of her goofing around. i give it a few more months till she’s a nobody, youtube fame has a very short shelf life
@wicked mr pickett – dead on. everyone here loved her when she was with barstool, she lost popularity when she started stoollala, and now everyone claims they’ve always hated her. saying you’ve always hated her is as bad as her not mentioning barstool in this video
just looked at the facebook page. jesus christ stab me in the face and make me go blind for reading that crap. all little teenie boppers saying how funny she is. OMG! LOL!
kill yourself.
I didn’t hate her at barstool. Her posts at barstool were far better than her web videos. Shitty girl humor + ego + forgetting where you come from= DIAF.
why the fuck is she wearing a backpack?
and how is jenna’s life not the EXACT copy of Dee (from It’s Always Sunny) when she tries to get famous via youtube and Charlie green mans her every time?
it’s funny on TV; it’s pathetic in real life.
also: anyone who is called or refers to themselves as a “YouTube personality/celebrity” should kill themselves.
davidportnoysfather, please trip and split your head open in a puddle of aids.
I’d hit it
she’s lame an unfunny. Lame ass airheads and teenage girls find her funny. People who find her funny, probably think Dane Cook is cutting edge humor.
fair enough Pres…I would say that it’s not your job to be loyal to your employees, it’s your job to pay them, it’s their job to be loyal to you
Wait, she’s still on the internets? Horrible interview but would still love to throw it in!
120IQ you’re an idiot. i just scrolled through reading only the comments from davidportnoysfather. i read the first one and spit out the coffee i was drinking literally
davidportnoysfather – hilarious
120IQ’s whole schtick is either A) shit on the blogger or B) shit on other commenters. He’s a miserable fuck.
Eh…was never a big fan. The only time I ever clicked on anything of her’s was because I was hoping she was showing some skin. Over/Under is 34 months before she ends up on some adult website. I think I’ll take the under.
I’m sorry for copy and pasting my Jenna comment from a few days ago, however it feels 100% appropriate given this blog post.
Portnoy, I realy think you need to write a post about the utter HYPOCRISY that is Jenna Mourey.
So this is a girl who essentially got half naked every Halloween at Suffolk (dressed as Britney Spears every year) with her tits outs and posing in the sluttest manner possible in tons of photos. Anyone who was friends with her on Myspace back in the day knows this. (She also had a poster of Jenna Jameson on her bedroom wall. Nice touch.)
Then she decides to go get her masters at Suffolk, yet after graduation she works as a go-go dancer, getting half naked and dancing for money. Let%u2019s also not forget the countless photos she has taken with most of her clothes off. Her %u201Cmodeling%u201D.
Okay, all established, fine. Now she somehow amazingly has created a career of making incredibly unfunny videos on Youtube. Whatever, I wish her the best. I%u2019m not hating her for no reason. We all need a paycheck of some sort.
But now this bullshit? She%u2019s on %u2018Good Morning America%u2019 bitching about guys grinding girls on the dancefloor? This girl is such a fucking joke. She has made a point since college to show off her body and call attention to herself at all times. Sure that isn%u2019t an excuse for some dude to rub up on her at a club. But spare me this bullshit that she doesn%u2019t want all these dudes drooling over her and wanting to fuck her. That%u2019s exactly the attention she has craved for years now.
Let us not forget that this is the same girl who leaked a supposed pic of Evan Longoria%u2019s junk claiming he simply sent it to her as a way to get with her. WHAT A CLASS ACT THIS GIRL IS.
I was thrilled when Jenna left Barstool and Stoolala died because it was a horrible blog. And like I said before I really wish Jenna no harm and if people like her awful videos, to each his own. But please call a spade a spade here. Portnoy, I think you are too good a guy to really write the truth about her, but others need to wake up and see what a joke Jenna really is.
^ Great post, whoever wrote that.
Pres, your Youtube video put Jenna’s to shame…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEqU50onLME&feature=related
Her success will never be based on her spoken or written word.
she left out the part where she repeatedly sucked off some douchebag borderline pedophile blogger who ended up giving her a crappy blog website under his umbrella.
Wow! Jenna Marbles is so cool and real and easy to relate to!! She’s the kind of chick girls want to be and guys want to be with.
Or actually she’s the fakest whore-bag to ever walk the earth; emulating every annoying douchebag she’s ever met, lying her disgusting face off, and just being terrible at life.
Jenna, your 15 minutes are over and you’re on borrowed time, have fun stripping for the rest of your life because no way in hell a real office will hire you after they see you sucking on tampons and acting like a general retarded slutbag.
PS- Wonderwall, let’s be friends.
Hey Jenna…Here’s a quarter. Go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face!
P.S. Name the movie for a dollar.
Uncle Buck, give me my fucking money.