People – Newlywed Jessica Biel is ready for all the changes that come with married life – including a new last name. “Yes, I’m changing my name,” says Biel, 30, who next appears in the film Hitchcock. “My professional name will still be the same, but for life, yes, I think it sounds great. I think I really won the jackpot of names.”
That’s right Jessica Biel took Justin’s last name. Because that’s what classy ladies do and Jessica Biel is straight class. You don’t earn the #1 seed in my all time power rankings being a two bit whore that’s for sure. And while I’m talking about the Biel Timberlake union, I’m sick of all these bitches on facebook whining that their lives are over now that Timberlake is married. Shut up. You don’t see me whining about Biel being married do you? No because these two are a perfect match. Timberlake is the man. I understand that. He should marry the hottest chick in the world and Biel should settle for nothing less. They are the perfect match. It’s when I see hot chicks dating midget DJ’s and club promoters and bros wearing Ed Hardy shirts that I get pissed. But nothing to hate on here. If I couldn’t have Biel at least somebody equally worthy did. Mazel Tov to the happy couple.