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42 Responses to Joe Jonas Is A Man Child

1. 
   by jackofspades on February 2, 2012 at 4:17 pm

   “When their sperm collides it must be electric…..”

   nailed it!
2. 
   by makakala81 on February 2, 2012 at 4:18 pm

   Why? Why post this?
3. 
   by lifesox on February 2, 2012 at 4:19 pm

   When *their* sperm collides?  WTF?!  Could you hire a ghost writer, PLEASE?  I swear you could post a one-letter blog and misspell something.
4. 
   by enjoitheride on February 2, 2012 at 4:19 pm

   first off she would have to be a dude to have sperm and secondly ur gay
5. 
   by pedrofartinez on February 2, 2012 at 4:20 pm

   what the fuck are you talking about lifesox
6. 
   by DooBAH on February 2, 2012 at 4:21 pm

   If you really think he’s hot, you’ve got problems, dude.
   Lambert?  Brady?  Sure, I can see that.  I’d bang ‘em.
   But Joe Jonas looks like some queerboy from Barcelona.
   (no offense to 120IQ)
7. 
   by Kay Jewelers on February 2, 2012 at 4:21 pm

   He is a handsome fellow
8. 
   by jaxeman on February 2, 2012 at 4:22 pm

   You do know that women don’t produce sperm, right Prez?
9. 
   by tcsewell3 on February 2, 2012 at 4:23 pm

   Life isn’t fair….
10. 
    by TheCheat on February 2, 2012 at 4:24 pm

    TCSewell beat me to it.
     
     
11. 
    by nawtymassarawty on February 2, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    Hey uh..lifesox…might want to jump off the side of a cliff, bro.  Way to call someone out you neanderthal.
12. 
    by stro on February 2, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    *insert picture of Kay Jewelers behind them with duct tape and a club”
13. 
    by edjr on February 2, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    I wonder what would happen if his sperm hit her egg? HEAD SPLODES!
     
14. 
    by superking on February 2, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    lifesox that is the correct use of “their”
15. 
    by jackofspades on February 2, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    holy shit you idiots ripping lifesox…he wasn’t calling Pres out for using the wrong form of their…he was calling him out for using ANY form of their in describing two people’s sperm when one is a chick
16. 
    by RhodyRamIt on February 2, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    Kid looks like Matt McNamara from Nip/Tuck
17. 
    by Kay Jewelers on February 2, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    I have to crap for about 2 hours, but the comment section is just too much today.
18. 
    by enjoitheride on February 2, 2012 at 4:28 pm

    bro get a smartphone, u can crap and surf
19. 
    by jackofspades on February 2, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    RhodyRamit that only works if the chick is a tranny…in which case Pres was right all along
20. 
    by tommygunn on February 2, 2012 at 9:29 pm

    Tommy likey, tommy want wingy
21. 
    by bloodywanker on February 2, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    I have no problems admitting when a guy is hot, Brad Pitt = boner. But wtf is attractive about Joe Jonas?
     
    That slightly see-through tanktop is fucking hot.
22. 
    by manzosucks on February 2, 2012 at 4:31 pm

    he’s no Hank Lundqvist
23. 
    by danielcarver on February 2, 2012 at 4:34 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IPnyNo0GbY Howard Stern owns the Jonas Brothers.
24. 
    by collateral on February 2, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    Chick is skinny to the point of her tits disappearing, although Rex would probably do terrible things to those feet
25. 
    by goosen on February 2, 2012 at 9:38 pm

    Only in LA/hollywood would a goober like that get with that chick
26. 
    by mattsh20 on February 2, 2012 at 4:38 pm

    Thats a tight looking herpe sore on her top lip.
27. 
    by lifesox on February 2, 2012 at 4:42 pm

    I deserve criticism.  That should have been two different posts.  Guess I should be thankful Pres isn’t a doctor.
28. 
    by manninth on February 2, 2012 at 5:04 pm

    Let me help you out, Pres…………..She is…….When I say “she”…I mean the one with the perfect face, perky tits and  performace-ready body.
29. 
    by Buddy Revel on February 2, 2012 at 5:13 pm

    It’s all about the ducats
30. 
    by koberapes on February 2, 2012 at 10:33 pm

    Wtf are you talking about Pres? You must at least have the BI, if not the Ghey. This dude indeed does look like a man-child, key word being child. Looks like a wimpy, unattractive middle eastern wet noodle. Has a face I’d like to pound. Now the girl = yummy. She desperately needs to be liberated from this Jonas fag.
31. 
    by kingpin on February 2, 2012 at 5:45 pm

    Looks like he should be living under a bridge, are you shitting me?!
32. 
    by offshoredrilling on February 2, 2012 at 10:56 pm

    This kid can’t be fucking this girl right. A shame. I would blow her back out.
33. 
    by TheRedsox915 on February 2, 2012 at 6:54 pm

    First off, lifesox is ripping prez because it’s “when their sperm collide” not “collides”.  Second of all, lifesox, who the fuck cares? Did that really bother you that much? And lastly, Joe Jonas is a tool.  If he wasn’t famous she wouldn’t be with him.
34. 
    by codesperado on February 2, 2012 at 6:55 pm

    Is that spelled Prez or Perez?
35. 
    by mr cracker on February 2, 2012 at 7:43 pm

    He’s got a classic smirk on his face.  Probably just plowed the shit out of that broad.
36. 
    by peytonsucksballs on February 3, 2012 at 1:03 am

    If by hot you mean he looks like Uday Hussein then yes.
37. 
    by mannyspooptowel on February 2, 2012 at 8:18 pm

    Holy lazy eye. Bitch is looking at Joe Jonas and the camera at the same time.
38. 
    by bodybymolson on February 3, 2012 at 1:23 am

    Poop towel is right.

    Also, I’d make love to her sandal.
39. 
    by kentuckyfriedlackey on February 2, 2012 at 8:30 pm

    jackofspades, then why does he mention a spelling error? your as stupid as life sox
40. 
    by lebrawnjames on February 2, 2012 at 9:08 pm

    dont wanna have to read about the jonas brothers… visit http://straightbored.wordpress.com/
41. 
    by jagrbombs on February 3, 2012 at 9:29 am

    Pres is calling her a dude, thus they both have sperm.  In this case, as sperm is plural, it should read “when their sperm collide” not “collides.”  It’s rather nit-picky, but when your job is writing thousands of words on a daily basis, then you probably should be able to craft at least 1 successful paragraph per day.
42. 
    by Iron Eagle on February 3, 2012 at 9:59 am

    You’re a monumental fag.  This kids isn’t even good looking.  The girl on the other hand is phenomenal. 

    This is what money and fame will get you when you’re just an average looking guy.