Gizmodo – Gizmodo reports that John McAfee is wanted for murder. McAfee got rich developing antivirus software back in the eighties. The company named after him, McAfee, Inc, sold to Intel for $7 billion in 2010. Gizmodo also reports that McAfee has been living in Belize for a while now, spending most of his time there experimenting with drugs. McAfee began posting on a drug-focused Russian message board called Bluelight about his attempts to purify the psychoactive compounds colloquially known as “bath salts.”Writing under the name “stuffmonger,” a handle he has used on other online message boards, McAfee posted more than 200 times over the next nine months about his ongoing quest to purify psychoactive drugs from compounds commercially available over the internet. “I’m a huge fan of MDPV,” he wrote. “I think it’s the finest drug ever conceived, not just for the indescribable hypersexuality, but also for the smooth euphoria and mild comedown.” Elsewhere, he described his pursuit of “super perv powder” and warned about the dangers of handling the freebase version of the drug: “I had visual and auditory hallucinations and the worst paranoia of my life.” He recommended that the most effective way to take a dose is via rectal insertion, a procedure known as “plugging,” writing: “Measure your dose, apply a small amount of saliva to just the tip of your middle finger, press it against the dose, insert. Doesn’t really hurt as much as it sounds. We’re in an arena (drugs/libido) that I navigate as well as anyone on the planet here. If you take my advice about this (may sound gross to some of you perhaps), you will be well rewarded.”

This is kind of ironic huh. I mean just earlier today I wrote that GTA about Jessica Alba saying how even though she’s rich her life doesn’t seem that different. How she’s still just shopping for carpets at a department store like the rest of us slobs. I even kind of hinted that being rich may be overrated. Like as much as you think your life would change it probably wouldn’t change nearly as much as you think. Well John McAfee must have read my blog because he just slapped me across the face with a white glove. Guy cashes out 7 billion, moves to Belize, starts trying to create a superdrug out of bath salts, spends all day posting on a Russian message boards and when he’s not busy doing that he’s murdering people in his free time. Now that’s doing it big! Being rich FTW!

PS – I don’t trust my McAfee software anymore.