Johnny Damon Made A Great Catch Last Night And Got Anal From A Smoke In the Process
You know what they say….If getting anal was this easy everybody would be doing it. Just no chance Johnny didn’t plow this smoke after the game. No chance. Hell she bent over without even being asked to the second he got near her. I mean look at those fuck me eyes. Ballplayers….Fuck yeah.
He then gave her a Cleveland Steamer.
Damon is still in the majors?
@Pokey: sorta … Cleveland
I wonder what she thought when she saw him throw the ball..
It looked like she goosed him when he jumped back on to the field too. Either that or she slipped him her number…..bastard
I would love for to explain to me exactly why she ended up bent ALL THE WAY OVER the wall. Broads.
dudes next to her got taken out hard. take note of the fat, bald guy in the blue shirt saying, “woah!”
Did you get analed last night pres?
Maybe its just me but shitfaced with busted fingers is usually a sign of batshit crazy. And batshit crazy is the gift that keeps on giving.
I know this is gonna sound crazy but my friend in Cleveland knows this girl and told me she broke that finger after some over-zealous ass play.
No anal. She just needed to crush a giant beer fart.
I’ll tell you one thing, she looks like a legitimate smoke, send out the smoke patrol!
pedrioa, poaching one’s material is not a good look. Stay original, bro.
men are so fckin stupid. that’s not a busted finger. it’s a RING. OPEN YOUR EYES
Pedroia- it’s not funny unless it comes from rex. Know your role.
nflwifey, you into ass-play? Be honest. And if so, are you willing to meet up sometime?
mb, much props bro.
Guess he didn’t want to pull a Wize and showed he actually had the ball.
nflwifey open up your own fuckin eyes. That looks like a ring to you?
@nflwifey ”men are so fckin stupid. that’s not a busted finger. it’s a RING. OPEN YOUR EYES”.
Must be something from the Princess Leia collection.
ohio is the land of smokes for some reasons…it fucked.
He got anal from a smoke, pres? Really?
Kurt Russel wannabe
Based upon this stupid fucking headline I was expecting to see a video from RedTube or whatever, showing some smoke banging Johnny Damon in the ass while wearing a strap-on. Were you out sick the day they taught elementary English in 2nd grade?
She opened her mouth real wide ready for Damon to insert his dick in it. When he didn’t, she bent over hoping he’d stick it in something. Fuckin’ broads
I could pound out knuckle children to this broad all night.
Or at least for a few minutes until I fall asleep in a pile of my leavings.
“ohio is the land of smokes for some reasons” @ chefdan… Ha! You can’t be serious. Ohio is a wasteland of chicks busting waistbands. Fat and pasty should be the OSU mascot, Go Gators! If you’re honest with yourself, you’d concede the smokeshow capitol of the universe is about every SEC match-up.
Go Gators indeed coffdrop. And yeah Gainesville is the smoke Capitol of the collegiate universe.
Coff your inexperience spews out of your post. If I wanted to listen to some chick take five minutes to finish a fuckin sentence i’d go to a nursing home. Florida bitches are entitled they could fuck or go to the beach. Ohio has fat chicks, every place does. Theres desperation in ohio. Hott and crazy any day.
Think she plays any indstruments?
Where do you guys see broken fingers? Thats just some big goofy ring she has on, watch when she bends her fingers.
seriously thoough.. who is she?
Hahaha Damon, what team is he on now……
Looks like Anna Faris. Either way, I call first dibs on the wave inducing Golden Girl.
…and the King Hippo reincarnate belching out Mr. Kool Aid’s “Oh Yeah”. Fuck America.
For some reason this girl is really getting my juices flowing