Jose Canseco And His Smokeshow Lawyer Are Suing The Worcester Tornadoes For $840K
WORCESTER — Former major league slugger Jose Canseco has filed a motion to attach the personal property and real estate of many Worcester Tornadoes personnel, including owner Todd Breighner and the Can-Am league. He is seeking $840,000 in his claim. Mr. Breighner and the team already have an attachment against their property after the Hilton Garden Inn joined a growing list of creditors filing suit against the independent baseball team and Mr. Breighner. Yesterday, the Main Street office of the Tornadoes was locked up by a constable and the employees were ordered out. The locks were changed. The Hilton Garden Inn, 35 Major Taylor Blvd., alleges in its lawsuit filed Thursday in Worcester Superior Court that it is owed $32,562 by Streamlined Sports Inc., doing business as the Worcester Tornadoes, for hotel room rentals and other services. Mr. Canseco signed with the Tornadoes in April and batted .194 with one home run in 20 games before being placed on the disabled list June 18.
Poor Jose. Guy can’t catch a break. He signs a minor league contract with a seemingly first class organization like the Worcester Tornados only to watch their offices get raided by the town constable. To be honest I don’t even get what the point of suing the Tornadoes is since they clearly don’t have the money to pay him even if he wins. It’s the old Barstool anti lawsuit defense. You can’t get blood from a stone. Unless of course you accept internet dollars as payment. So it just seems like a waste of time. Hopefully his smokeshow lawyer is his girlfriend working this case pro bono. Otherwise how else could he afford this? Poor Jose indeed.
fuck the forehead that’s a sixhead.
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I’d let her bang my gavel…
mattyg2k:
Maybe she’ll let you. I mean if she ever becomes a judge that is
smoke show is becoming diluted by how easy it is to get the label now. take this bitch, 6 head, no rack. her profile doesn’t have any good ass shots but im guessing it’s a pancake.
Don’t get me wrong, I’d fuck this cone head no doubt, but she’s not a smoke show, shes a cute looking skinny girl. better than an ugly fat broad feminist? of course. a smokeshow? not in my day you young whippersnappers.
His lawyer definitely looks pro boner.
does anyone know when Madden 13 comes out?
Jose’s “lawyer” works out of her house (or likely her parents), doesn’t have malpractice insurance and has been a member of the MA bar for 2 months. Lawyers admitted in June are either from out-of-state or bar exam failures. Her forehead makes it appear she’s in the latter category.
some smokejob i used to bang out back in college is a lawyer now. i really dropped the ball letting that one walk. a chick that makes long money AND is out of the house and at work 80 hours a week? that’s the stuff dreams are made of.
by ilovebarstoolsports, I have a better chance believing George O’Leary’s resume than that story.
you have a pretty sad life if the idea of a dude banging a hot chick when she was 20 and then that same girl going to law school and becoming a lawyer almost a decade later seems that farfetched to you. it’s really not a big deal. i only mentioned for the part about how sweet being some lawyer broad’s trophy husband would be. get your weight up.
ilovebarstoolsports, way to get overly defensive bro, a tell tale sign of a liar. I was referring to how you let that one walk, I’m sure you kick smokes to the curb all the time, good for you man.
her hair grows from the top center of her head like a carrot stalk. she is also orange like a carrot.
don’t really feel like i was that defensive, i just get irritated when people call shit into question on the internet, as if i have anything to gain by making up stories to a bunch of anonymous strangers. that’s my bad for misunderstanding i guess. i’ve kicked my share of smokes to the curb, been the kickee my share of times too….but always smokes, and i’m damn proud of that, but perhaps a bit defensive. but it’s whatever, bro, no stress.
I only bang smokes too! Yay me
If this is a smoke show what is the first lady considered?
I bang smokes on the regular too. Probably more than all of you combined. I also drive a ferrari, own a mansion in the city, and wear expensive ass suits. At night I fight crime in a cape. Go fuck yourselves.
i don’t know, fellas, this was never supposed to be about banging smokes. everyone’s a hero on the internet. my point remains, a rich broad that’s never home is just the most optimal jefferson d’arcy situation you could find yourself in, and so much the better if she’s a smoke. the end.
Jose Canseco should sue the shit out of his parents for having him.
Guarantee she found him in a home depot parking lot and brought him home to do some work around the house. She heard his sob story when she brought him some ice tea and took the case. ZERO chance she’s not fucking him
Florida Coastal School of Law? Was Connecticut School of Broadcasting filled? Also, looks like she’s banging some fat dude.
Looks like a Norweigian tranny
I think we are getting a little to generous with the “smokeshow” designation. This chick is not a smoke by any stretch.
El Schnoz, we know you’re gay but you can’t be that gay. Please tell us you didn’t just call this balding tranny a “smokeshow”.