Kate Middleton Has To Be Livid About Her Royal Portrait
Nothing worse than a bad picture. Trust me. Can’t remember the last time I didn’t look at a picture and say “let’s do one more” about 50 times. I’ve finally accepted that that’s just what I look like. It’s not a bad picture, I’m just an ugly person. But Kate Middleton? She’s a 10. She’s so hot that a goddamn prince married her. So hot that she’s one of the few girls in the world who actually make their childhood dreams come true. Prince Charming literally came in on his white horse and wifed her up. And this is what this artist thought was a proper rendition of her? She looks like she’s a hundred years old. Like she’s a ghost with a lazy eye and a slight double chin. Would I still fuck her? Sure. But that painting is a far cry from this broad.
A current Queen blogging about a future Queen. Simpatico.
She’s a stoolette. True story
AWFUL She looks VI Warshawski
Prince William’s girlfriend, woooof…
That is a very nice, tight body………great nips on her too.
She couldn’t be more average.
$20 Harry is banging her within two years.
Since I never see @sbritton on here anymore, I think it’s only appropriate that someone say: “I’d put it in her butt.” I would.
I agree with whorefrost, she’s average, which puts her way out of my league.
Back in the day, an artist doing an awful portrait like that would get himself drawn and quartered.
Awesome body, but she’s looking a little Celine Dionish
0% chance the Prince is hitting that like it should be.
i fucked her
“Oh that Meryl Streep is such a phony baloney!”
She looks good 50 pounds heavier in that painting. She should sue.
The paintbrush adds 30 pounds…